The Lindquists

[Margie]

No video, but she got her workout in! #priorities
She’s more concerned over her pregnancy weight gain than her blessed community

[Nacholife]

ELLE IS SO UNIQUE . And did you know that she has an adopted dog????

“We’re the happiest and healthiest we’ve ever been!!”

Sounds like Elle is trying to convince herself again hahaha

Elle defines herself by her abusive mom, her car wreck of a marriage and her two years of infertility when they were tying to conceive while contemplating divorce at the same time.

I do love how she had to specifically mention that she’s been slacking on the physical fitness side during this pregnancy, in order to justify her weight gain and puffy face. HELLO!! YOU ARE PREGNANT, IT’S NORMAL.


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[TeachIT]

Her introduction is pathetic. It’s full of half truths and things she’s trying to convince herself!

“Hi my name is Elle! Welcome to my brand where I like to pretend like I’m empowering women, but really I just bask in the compliments of my 10 obsessed fans. Don’t worry, no negativity here or ABUSIVE criticism, because I block anyone who doesn’t agree with me entirely! This is NOT a place for discussion or learning.

I have two boys that I barely interact with, and when I DO interact with them it’s baby talk or giving them age-inappropriate toys that fit my ~*~aEsThEtIc~*~. See, my kids are only allowed to play with toys that are colors that fit my house’s “dorm room gold rose chic” theme. Unless it’s a sponsored toy, and then I just put my fab orange filter on it so that it LOOKS rose gold on insta!

I’m married to some guy, I don’t really like him because he won’t let me mold him into my ideal perf husband, so annoying. But he pays the bills so I roll with it. We’re in therapy because I was pissy that I couldn’t get pregnant. The secondary infertility was definitely because I can’t stand having sex with him. So we have a MIRACLE test tube BABY GIRL and we love her even though she wasn’t created NORMALLY the way god intends.

Speaking of BABY GIRL, no pressure but her whole existence is to validate myself and help me work though my own psychological issues. I don’t really like being a mom (So messy! Not enough ‘me time’! Yuck!) but I have to stay relevant so BABY GIRL was created.

I also have a dog that I got from a breeder, but I like to pretend she’s adopted so I can feel better than everyone else. See, that’s sorta my brand! I like to make all of my followers constantly aware that I am significantly richer/luckier/skinner than them... essentially that I’m perfect (even if I’m actually secretly very insecure!) I mean, sure, right now I’m a bloated whale, my content is garbage, my views are dropping, my marriage is failing... but only *I* know that. All of you lovely followers just keep pretending I’m MOM GOALS.

Tell me about yourself in the comments so that I can ignore/delete things I dislike and only reply to the compliments about ME!”


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[ForeverGauc01]

Oh my god. That was amazing.


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[Nacholife]

SHE FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SHE’S PLANT BASED in her “introduction” post.

Me thinks the lack of #vegetarianpregnancy on every photo and the removal of it from her Instagram profile means she’s been eating hot dogs and pepperoni. Either that or she has realized it was limiting her endorsements.

Also, was that post even necessary?!! Her Instagram follower count is the same, it’s not like she gained 1000 followers or something.


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[ForeverGauc01]

I am SO over these ditl. It’s a fucking vlog Elle. Get over yourself.


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[Nacholife]

“Make sure you watch to the end because there’s a really cute exchange between Dan and I”. Taken from Instastories.

Huh?? All it was was Elle talking about herself (as usual), how she’s fat now and not working out and Dan pretty much agrees. Oh, and he’s tired but Elle still shoves a camera in his face.

Her filming herself having a charley horse: SO HYSTERICAL ELLE, YOU ARE JUST SO COMICAL AND RELATABLE.

If getting a pain in your leg and having your husband laugh awkwardly at you was the highlight of your day than all the power to you.




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[Seriouslysweetie]

“Make sure you watch to the end because there’s a really cute exchange between Dan and I”. Taken from Instastories.

Huh?? All it was was Elle talking about herself (as usual), how she’s fat now and not working out and Dan pretty much agrees. Oh, and he’s tired but Elle still shoves a camera in his face.

Her filming herself having a charley horse: SO HYSTERICAL ELLE, YOU ARE JUST SO COMICAL AND RELATABLE.

If getting a pain in your leg and having your husband laugh awkwardly at you was the highlight of your day than all the power to you.




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That was it? Why does she have to hype up her life as if it's so interesting. It's not. Its boring and normal. And that's ok. Her need to be superior really bothers me.

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[TeachIT]

Recap: “PREGNANT SAHM MOM
VLOGGGGG PT 217”

Elle looks rough Easter morning. Baby talks the boys like they are newborns. Trying SO HARD to mom in front of the camera.

Almost half the video is montage of her kids hunting eggs and watching a parade. 6+ minutes of montage! Somebody is hard up for content.

Next day - she’s gardening. Obviously she didn’t post a video yesterday because she didn’t have any content other than her montage.

“ORGANIC veggie garden ORGANIC veggie garden” - don’t forget guys, she’s not only a home gardener but boujie and organic.

Omg another montage. This time of her fat ass bent over cleaning the garden in those god awful overalls she loves to wear.

Talks about TIU and how she’s still bEsTiEs with the girls. Admits she hasn’t been eating healthy or working out, blames hypermesis and migraines (guys it’s totally not her fault!)

Asks dan to say something interesting, then as he starts to speak she INTERRUPTS AND CUTS HIM OFF and walks away with the camera. I guess that’s her cute moment she mentioned on IG? How is that cute? It’s embarrassing and rude.


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[zelda2011]

I’ve got to say, Forde and Cohen are real sweeties. I hope they get a lot of Dan time aka fun time

[TeachIT]

“Make sure you watch to the end because there’s a really cute exchange between Dan and I”. Taken from Instastories.

Huh?? All it was was Elle talking about herself (as usual), how she’s fat now and not working out and Dan pretty much agrees. Oh, and he’s tired but Elle still shoves a camera in his face.

Her filming herself having a charley horse: SO HYSTERICAL ELLE, YOU ARE JUST SO COMICAL AND RELATABLE.

If getting a pain in your leg and having your husband laugh awkwardly at you was the highlight of your day than all the power to you.




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Eww that was her cute moment? I thought maybe her demanding Dan say something interesting and then he awkwardly starts and she interrupts. That whole end segment was awkward and pointless


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Oh and that introduction post is just ridiculous. No one commented that was brand new. It was all long time fans of hers.

"Hi I'm Elle and I think my life is worth vlogging because I'm special. I'm even more special than anyone else because if you haven't heard yet I'm a victim. Being a victim drives me to be an inspiration to those who are not victims because they should learn from me with all that I have been through. Also, I'll be describing everything I am with words that makes me a saint to highlight all the suffering I've been through. I'd really like to hear from my new followers and if you're old let me hear from you too! Comments have been off so I haven't had my fix of praise in a while!"

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[TeachIT]

I’ve got to say, Forde and Cohen are real sweeties. I hope they get a lot of Dan time aka fun time

My son is Fordes age and he’s just like Forde on camera - hyper, talks fast, can’t stop staring at the camera But in real life genuine moments he’s precious! I catch glimpses of that with Forde when he doesn’t realize she’s recording. It’s obvious she’s told him to “behave” on camera. I honestly feel bad for the kids, what a confusing and awkward life. Imagine your intimate conversations with mom being recorded and blasted online.


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[Margie]

First of all, the parade footage was way too much footage on something, literally no one else gives a shit about. Second of all- THAT HAT! Wtf?! Straight out of grandmas closet, or what?! Third- you don’t have to say that your backyard garden is organic, Elle! Most private gardens ARE organic. But I guess we need to know how amazing she is! Don’t worry, if you didn’t catch it the first time, she will point out several more times how she’s superior to us peasants; like how she’s an OG TIU girl, and she can just text Katrina about how SHOCKING it is she’s had her business for 10 years... but we all know Katrina got the text and was like, “who dis?”

But Elle, 5 minutes of seeing your fat ass bent over weeding your ugly back yard is too much, even for the most devoted of followers! Get a grip woman. You need to refresh your content!

Who believes for even A MINUTE that she had Hyperemesis?! What a fucking joke! But I guess if she can park her bloated ass in the infertility camp and make that group seem like a walk in the park, she can probably do the same with the hyperemesis crowd!! Not sure about you ladies, but anyone I know who suffered that was Out. Of. Commission. Elle, stop being dramatic about your morning sickness. You are alienating women who actually suffer! Just Stop Doing This the fact that she pronounced it hyper-meesis confirms that her doctor never actually diagnosed her with it, because she would know it’s called hyper-em-e-sis. But if you’ve only googled it, I guess you wouldn’t know how to pronounce it properly. And we all know her google degree is more valid than an MD’s doctorate degree!

And to finish off, what the fuck was she spouting on instastories about the “really cute interaction” between her and Dan at the end? It was a fucking side conversation with Dan while she chatted at her camera! Someone needs to slap some reality into this broad. She’s unreal.

[TeachIT]

First of all, the parade footage was way too much footage on something, literally no one else gives a shit about. Second of all- THAT HAT! Wtf?! Straight out of grandmas closet, or what?! Third- you don’t have to say that your backyard garden is organic, Elle! Most private gardens ARE organic. But I guess we need to know how amazing she is! Don’t worry, if you didn’t catch it the first time, she will point out several more times how she’s superior to us peasants; like how she’s an OG TIU girl, and she can just text Katrina about how SHOCKING it is she’s had her business for 10 years... but we all know Katrina got the text and was like, “who dis?”

But Elle, 5 minutes of seeing your fat ass bent over weeding your ugly back yard is too much, even for the most devoted of followers! Get a grip woman. You need to refresh your content!

Who believes for even A MINUTE that she had Hyperemesis?! What a fucking joke! But I guess if she can park her bloated ass in the infertility camp and make that group seem like a walk in the park, she can probably do the same with the hyperemesis crowd!! Not sure about you ladies, but anyone I know who suffered that was Out. Of. Commission. Elle, stop being dramatic about your morning sickness. You are alienating women who actually suffer! Just Stop Doing This the fact that she pronounced it hyper-meesis confirms that her doctor never actually diagnosed her with it, because she would know it’s called hyper-em-e-sis. But if you’ve only googled it, I guess you wouldn’t know how to pronounce it properly. And we all know her google degree is more valid than an MD’s doctorate degree!

And to finish off, what the fuck was she spouting on instastories about the “really cute interaction” between her and Dan at the end? It was a fucking side conversation with Dan while she chatted at her camera! Someone needs to slap some reality into this broad. She’s unreal.

PREACH. I had HG and when you vomit 12x a day you don’t bloat. You can’t bloat. You’re dying. You can’t vlog, insta story, Nothing. I was on IVs just trying to function. I don’t believe she has anything other than morning sickness.


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[Notablogger]

Did she actually have diagnosed hyperemesis? I thought you would typically get hospitalized for that at times? Or is she being Elle and sensationalizing her situation?

I wasn’t paying attention and after today’s vlog the flood vlog came on. Omg I just wanted to scream at her to shit the water off. She is to blame for that disaster 100% but hey they got a renovation out of it care of insurance and content, more importantly. It also made me remember how scrawny she was before getting pregnant. No wonder she’s having a hard time being puffy. She looked frail in the flood timeline.

[Notablogger]

Lol at me writing shit the water off instead of shut. I’m leaving it cause it still applies!

[toothfairy75]

Did anyone catch what miss BoNNiE HoLLeiN did for Elle to get her more (?) insta subs? I couldn't find a mention of her anywhere on Bonnie's youtube or IG. Why does Elle idolize that deranged drug addict anyway?

[okaythatlldo]

Can she stop with the duck face pictures? And the skinny fat arm flexing? That girl has been working out for YEARS and I have yet to see a single muscle.


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[TeachIT]

“I plan on using my sons showing each other affection as BLACKMAIL!”

#momoftheyear


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