Steps to faking followers and fertility issues | Part #6

[ewokfan11]

1. Well of course you didn't run the marathon.. you can't even walk to feet to the door without special parking.

2. I just find it the strangest thing that the photo montage with June at Easter Corbin included a picture with himself and June but no Kelsey. How fucking strange that he does not find her important at all.

Once Corby Jr. arrives, Kelsey can have June back. Corbin only wanted his precious mini-me boy from the start.

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She is jumping on the trampoline the one day the next she can’t walk to the door and needs privileged parking
Because of Corbs little temper,bet they are stewing thinking they would of been invited to Cassie’s wedding!

[ewokfan11]

Well, I guess it's really true that Kelsey and Corbin's parents don't get along. When Kelsey said she was hosting Easter brunch, I thought she meant for both sides of the family, but nope. They went to Corbin's on Saturday and her family came over on Easter.

I guess that's sort of normal for some families, but they all live in the same area. I'd rather host everyone on the same day than have two totally different events to go to ALL WEEKEND — of course, they don't have to work.

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papa smurf eh corbs I mean never fails to amaze me with his level of intelligence! A skipping rope for June is an impossible skill gor her to concur yet! Plus it’s a strangulations hazard! Idiots!

[PirateWench8]

What idiots buy a 2-year-old a jump rope? These two do! The only thing June will possibly use that as is a weapon like a pair nunchucks! I hope she hits "Papa" with it where it hurts!

[ewokfan11]

Should it be worrisome that Kelsey is so out of breathe so early in her pregnancy while just sitting? This same "week" with June she was fit and running and happy. Now she seems defeated, totally out of shape and already way overweight for 12-ish weeks.

I sort of wonder if she has heart disease or some other ailment that's coming to light this pregnancy. She just LOOKS different and not really all that healthy.

Also, she's just a huge liar. She's said before she wasn't nauseous at all with this baby and now she admits she's been nauseous all this time? These people.....

[HashtagBlessed]

I couldn’t even make it through that dumb “beat nausea” video. Her story changes depending on what’s convenient. First she claimed that her nausea was pretty minimal and that she hadn’t even thrown up. Now suddenly she’s the expert on dealing with it. It’s just an attempt to get more views. Kelsey’s #1 nausea tip: Don’t live on the road in an old van during your pregnancy. I’m sure any woman who deals with actual pregnancy sickness is rolling her eyes at that video. Just eat saltines and drink lemon water, duh! If that’s your miracle cure, you were dealing with very minimal pregnancy nausea. Like the kind where smells maker you gag. That’s very different than what people who deal with debilitating sickness go through where you’re throwing up multiples times a day. I fell somewhere in the middle, I was actively throwing up my meals, but only every couple of days and nothing compared to what people with HG go through. It stopped by week 17 or so. That video is literally helpful to no one. I got some relief with b6 vitamins, but of course no mention of that.

She admitted that she gained 50 pounds with her last pregnancy. If I knew that was my history, I don’t think I’d be hitting up the Taco Bell or Sonic drive-through. She claims to be doing yoga, but I doubt they have the money for a yoga studio so I think at best she’s doing videos at home, which is totally fine if you know what you’re doing and can challenge yourself to build strength without hurting yourself. She’s never done yoga consistently and I doubt she knows how to do the poses correctly. I have a feeling her version of “exercise” is a quick walk around the block and a restorative yoga video. That’s fine if you’re super pregnant, but she’s only 12 weeks. We know she wasn’t getting pre-natal care for most of her first pregnancy, so she probably didn’t have a provider who would have flagged the weight gain as excessive. I wonder if it will be different this time around.

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No vlog as there is nothing to fake click bate and as all the views come in only on the fake click bate!
Fake fertility, fake gender reveal, fake due date, fake bringing baby home etc! Well it’s simple Maths! If it fakes like a fake, it’s a fake!
They are a joke!

[jmoysa]

Clickbait... they’re watching June’s gender reveal. I didn’t watch more than a minute, so I don’t know if they said anything about missy and Bryan.

Her bump update on her channel only has less than 2k views 24 hrs after. Now Corbin is schlepping a prepaid phone plan on IG. I think they’re getting more desperate (I’d hope that they were concerned). He’s got to run out of clickbait at some point I’d hope.


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[ewokfan11]

Well, that was a waste of time. Interesting they don't say Missy or Bryan's names at all...or mention the fact that Missy planned and PAID FOR the last gender reveal party.

They kept saying this gender reveal will be different. Duh. They don't have millionaire Missy there to do all the work.

They just need to do it already. The clickbait is beyond stupid and annoying.

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I am thinking they are desperate to reunite with the bumps seeing what they are missing out! They are making these shallow attempts in hope on playing on Missy’s sensitivities! No other reason to play that clip! June was like “Yeah balloons” no interest or understanding! They are desperate and want their California trips and good life, plus views again! No other reason to show the clip then to have Missy emotional! Desperate pathetic leeches, nothing is beyond them! I hope Brian keeps Missy well away!

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Also wanted to add they should be ashamed showing that vlog all it shows is how disgusting ungrateful people they were!
And how predictable and boring every time they are off somewhere they do fake Q&As or reactions to.... vlogs! Corbs thinks viewers are dumb and can feed them any rubbish! Well Corby your dying channel says otherwise! The other day he is on about how he will always make videos, what videos you idiot? All you do is chat on the couch and mausoleum bed!

[ewokfan11]

Kelsey posted an IG pic wearing the dress from June's gender reveal. She was fairly far along (18-20 weeks? I can't remember) and looks about the same as the 12-ish weeks she is now.

Damn, I do wonder if she's just stress eating and already packing on a lot of weight.

I noticed Jackson Wood did EXACT same IG #AD for that phone service that Corbin did...on the same day. You'd think these companies would space out the ads they put out since many have the same viewers. It is literally the same wording with almost the same photo.

[Steps_to_STFU]

These morons lolol. Literally have done like 5 house tours in this shit house. I mean ... man are they struggling to find content.

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[ewokfan11]

WOW, just an #AD about their "smart blinds"...FFS. Is this really how they make a living?

They were supposed to be in Puerto Rico this week. And what happened to their ceiling leak???

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1)Ok, of course when I am travelling the world I desperately need to track my blinds!?
2)Does she even know what upgrade means?
3)Now to tell her you can’t have plants in sleeping quarters would be to much for her pea brain so I won’t bother!
Don’t forget to track your blinds guys when traveling!

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Logging in,
Day1 Paris Eiffel Tower tracked blinds,all is well!
Day2 Rome issues with wifi tracking blinds delayed Colosseum was amazing!
Day3 Greece The Parthenon mixed up time delay tracked blinds an hour late! Corb was angry! Too bad found my voice!
Day 4 Egypt Issues with weather in Idaho adjusted blinds in Junes’ room suspicious movement in my room while tracking blinds!
Day 5 India Tracking blinds at checking got arrested for using phone in plane!

Anyone feeding the chickens? Ehhh......

Sorry couldn’t resist

[jmoysa]

They can’t even do a longer vlog without over half of it being an ad. Aren’t these the same exact blinds they were advertising in the living room?

They really are so BORING! So by adding four pieces of “dee-for” that’s the makeover? She can barely walk down her side of the bed, that room is so cramped. I think it’s so funny that they’ve got this huge bed covering one of the windows.




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[HashtagBlessed]

So hanging a few things on the wall and buying an end table now constitutes a “big room makeover” and gives you an excuse to do an ad for “smart” blinds. I could see where these smart blinds would make sense for someone with money to burn and a large house with lots of windows. That’s not their situation, and I doubt their viewers are the target audience for such a product. We have honeycomb/cellular shades (with blackout in the bedroom) and I love them because you can get all the natural sunlight but slightly shaded and with privacy. And you can shade the top part of the window or the bottom part of the window. That’s more important to me than being able to put some regular old blinds on a timer. They remind me of the cheap window treatments you see in rentals, but with a timer.

How freakin awkward to do a video based on re-watching a gender reveal that Missy hosted and paid for back when they were friends. They’ve seen a small jump in views and subs with the second baby announcement, but frankly their current numbers are still lower than what they were achieving back in 2016/2017 when they were first starting out. They peaked when they moved to California and were hanging out with the Lannings on a regular basis, but they’ve been in a nose dive since February 2018 when they stopped appearing in the Daily Bumps vlogs. Of course this next gender reveal will be different, they don’t have access to the Lanning’s deep pockets anymore.

[ewokfan11]

They can’t even do a longer vlog without over half of it being an ad. Aren’t these the same exact blinds they were advertising in the living room?

They really are so BORING! So by adding four pieces of “dee-for” that’s the makeover? She can barely walk down her side of the bed, that room is so cramped. I think it’s so funny that they’ve got this huge bed covering one of the windows.

It's hilarious she thinks the room is "done"...it's really just so small that they can't really do anything with it. I honestly think they need to get a smaller bed. They can't be that happy in such a cramped space. Living in a small space is fine, but with FOUR people in that 800 sq. ft. house with one bathroom and almost no privacy??? There's small and then there is not happily livable because it's TOO small.

They really are in overdrive with the ads. Money must be a huge problem right now.