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Just wondering what went down with Elle and Amanda Muse, Birdspapaya and nestingstory, does anyone know? Elle was hanging out with them quite a bit in the past and all of the sudden not anymore. Sorry for the different topic, but thought about it coz on their insta they are together at some event in the US.
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I know she likes to name drop them but I don’t feel like they are really that close. I think most of that narrative we saw came from Elle’s imagination.Seriouslysweetie wrote:Just wondering what went down with Elle and Amanda Muse, Birdspapaya and nestingstory, does anyone know? Elle was hanging out with them quite a bit in the past and all of the sudden not anymore. Sorry for the different topic, but thought about it coz on their insta they are together at some event in the US.
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Haha. So true and typical of Elle.TeachIT wrote:I know she likes to name drop them but I don’t feel like they are really that close. I think most of that narrative we saw came from Elle’s imagination.Seriouslysweetie wrote:Just wondering what went down with Elle and Amanda Muse, Birdspapaya and nestingstory, does anyone know? Elle was hanging out with them quite a bit in the past and all of the sudden not anymore. Sorry for the different topic, but thought about it coz on their insta they are together at some event in the US.
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Elle just jumped on Birdspapaya bandwagon with the body positive thing.
Whomever Elle is currently leached to is the direction that Elle takes on her channel.
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I think the gap in narrative must have been another relationship for sure. She has mentioned once or twice that she had a miscarriage several years ago, before Forde. She didn’t specify if it was Dan’s baby, but clearly it wasn’t since we now know that Dan was a virgin until marriage and they got pregnant with Forde on their honeymoon.
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SOUNDS SCANDALOUS. Probably why she went searching for God and then he struck her with lightening.okaythatlldo wrote:I think the gap in narrative must have been another relationship for sure. She has mentioned once or twice that she had a miscarriage several years ago, before Forde. She didn’t specify if it was Dan’s baby, but clearly it wasn’t since we now know that Dan was a virgin until marriage and they got pregnant with Forde on their honeymoon.
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“STORY TIME: Jesus zapped the hoe right out of me!”
“Day in the life of a reformed party girl SAHM of 3!!”
“Clean with me: dusting all the skeletons out of my closet!”
She could have so much actually interesting content.
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“Day in the life of a reformed party girl SAHM of 3!!”
“Clean with me: dusting all the skeletons out of my closet!”
She could have so much actually interesting content.
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TeachIT wrote:“STORY TIME: Jesus zapped the hoe right out of me!”
“Day in the life of a reformed party girl SAHM of 3!!”
“Clean with me: dusting all the skeletons out of my closet!”
She could have so much actually interesting content.
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I’m surprised she hasn’t added “Lightening survivor” to her Instagram profile....
But I’m sure in a few months she’ll be adding “Obese survivor” and then a direct link to her wELLEness program.
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Oh definitely waiting on the “how I overcame obesity and (maybe) one stretch mark #strength #empowerment #inspiring #bodypositive” posts
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Omg y’all are killing it lately. I don’t always have time to comment but I always read (when I’m nursing my baby IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ELLE)
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GOD’S PLAN: Give Elle a c section.
GOD HAS SPOKEN.
Breech paaaaaaaartyyyyyy!!!
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GOD HAS SPOKEN.
Breech paaaaaaaartyyyyyy!!!
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Recap: “omggggggg c section wahhhhh wahhhhh”
Fake Elle voice walks us through all the same things we already know from previous videos about baby being possibly breech. Laughs at her own jokes.
Complains about the possible pain of them rotating the baby and says “If I was ok with epidurals FOR MYSELF” in the most condescending tone imaginable. Actually, just imagine her regular tone because that’s basically it.
Actual logical discussion of why doctors won’t deliver breech. Thank god. Doesn’t sound like she’ll try to go aLL nAtUrAl if it isn’t safe. WHERE IS THIS COMMON SENSE NORMALLY?!
“The unknown” makes her nervous, triggers anxiety. Reality: she’s a narcissistic control freak.
Cuts to her calling dan. No answer. Then Veronica. She tells her it’s a complete breech, meaning they prob won’t even try to turn baby. Elle falls apart. Literally acts as if someone has died. Finally says through tears “it’s not the end of the world, people do csections... BUT...”
Cries to Veronica who tries to comfort her. Cries to dan. Cries to her midwife receptionist. She has the WORST attitude ever. There are 5-6 weeks before delivery, plenty of time for baby to turn, and she’s giving up.
Cut to her back home after doing “research” DONT WORRY GUYS SHE HAS AN OIL TO MAKE BABY FLIP! She’s going to try a bunch of old wives tales. We get to watch her big booty and puffy face do some of the positions, yay.
No talk about accepting a csection, planning it, processing it. She does say (not very convincingly) that c sections aren’t the end of the world and all that matters is baby is delivered healthy, but then she adds about all the risks of c sections and it’s major surgery etc etc.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d be sad to be forced into a csection. But as a SAHM ... compared to infertility, its not THAT big of a deal**. You can recover and rest at home, you/Dan have a large family to support and help, and after infertility all that matters is the miracle baby RIGHT? None of this talk from Elle, only chatter about how she’s going to use a flashlight to turn the baby and she’ll vlog it for us.
** I’m especially petty about this. I’ve had a still birth. Very late term. Getting baby out alive is ALL THAT MATTERS.
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Fake Elle voice walks us through all the same things we already know from previous videos about baby being possibly breech. Laughs at her own jokes.
Complains about the possible pain of them rotating the baby and says “If I was ok with epidurals FOR MYSELF” in the most condescending tone imaginable. Actually, just imagine her regular tone because that’s basically it.
Actual logical discussion of why doctors won’t deliver breech. Thank god. Doesn’t sound like she’ll try to go aLL nAtUrAl if it isn’t safe. WHERE IS THIS COMMON SENSE NORMALLY?!
“The unknown” makes her nervous, triggers anxiety. Reality: she’s a narcissistic control freak.
Cuts to her calling dan. No answer. Then Veronica. She tells her it’s a complete breech, meaning they prob won’t even try to turn baby. Elle falls apart. Literally acts as if someone has died. Finally says through tears “it’s not the end of the world, people do csections... BUT...”
Cries to Veronica who tries to comfort her. Cries to dan. Cries to her midwife receptionist. She has the WORST attitude ever. There are 5-6 weeks before delivery, plenty of time for baby to turn, and she’s giving up.
Cut to her back home after doing “research” DONT WORRY GUYS SHE HAS AN OIL TO MAKE BABY FLIP! She’s going to try a bunch of old wives tales. We get to watch her big booty and puffy face do some of the positions, yay.
No talk about accepting a csection, planning it, processing it. She does say (not very convincingly) that c sections aren’t the end of the world and all that matters is baby is delivered healthy, but then she adds about all the risks of c sections and it’s major surgery etc etc.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d be sad to be forced into a csection. But as a SAHM ... compared to infertility, its not THAT big of a deal**. You can recover and rest at home, you/Dan have a large family to support and help, and after infertility all that matters is the miracle baby RIGHT? None of this talk from Elle, only chatter about how she’s going to use a flashlight to turn the baby and she’ll vlog it for us.
** I’m especially petty about this. I’ve had a still birth. Very late term. Getting baby out alive is ALL THAT MATTERS.
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I think Elle's biggest obstacle is her need for control... I understand being disappointed when things do not go as you want/planned but she seems to find it DEVASTATING.
Again, a total lack of acknowledging that many of her viewers are struggling to get pregnant or have experienced loss-- She needs to put her current situation into perspective: baby seems healthy and is close to being born...maybe she should try being grateful that she lives in a country where such high level of medical care is available to offer a safe c-section birth (if necessary).
Again, a total lack of acknowledging that many of her viewers are struggling to get pregnant or have experienced loss-- She needs to put her current situation into perspective: baby seems healthy and is close to being born...maybe she should try being grateful that she lives in a country where such high level of medical care is available to offer a safe c-section birth (if necessary).
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Oh brother, 1:23 in and she’s already spouting on about her amazingly high pain tolerance during child birth, because she’s the only woman who has ever given birth drug free you guys!! and she’s just NOT ok with an epidural for herself... they are ok for the weaker humans on earth, but not for precious special Elle. And she’s reading actual legit medical journals you guys...because she’s so #educated
Major turning point!!! Elle ACTUALLY admits she struggles with control!! Amazing!
What’s with the freaky zoned out stare while she’s making the phone call to Dan? That’s some next level shit that I am reading into! I have many theories.
Why, when her friend answers the phone, does she not say “hi” instead she goes completely drama queen and just spurts out “she’s complete breech!” Like, “hi, nice to talk to you too” Elle is the worst “friend” ever! I’ve noticed so many of her conversations are like this. Side note- I haven’t heard mention of Melissa Maker or Alexandra Gater in quite a while! What’s up with that?
Breaking news!!! Her entire reason for doing unmediated births was to not do the drugs! (That was the worlds Dumbest statement!) and have recovery be as quick as possible! WILL ELLE ATTEMPT A DRUG FREE C-SECTION?! Continue watching to find out! “After reading many medical journals on the subject, I have come to the conclusion that I will heal faster if miracle baby girl is delivered via drug free c-section. Follow my journey! I know I won’t be able to film the birth of her now due to it being surgery, so I won’t go viral like I did with Cohen, and that’s mostly why I am so upset over all of this, because I’m a #momboss and I need to keep my sponsorships rolling in, so you understand how emotional it can be to find out I can’t exploit this baby right off the hop!”
That double chin though! Wow! And this is just ONE MORE INSTANCE where Dan is second to find out!! She just couldn’t bare to wait until he was available. This is just so horrifying to me! He is always second fiddle to her. My husband would be so hurt if I did that, and I have no doubt that sensitive Dan would also be hurt. She’s unreal.
For fuck sakes “our care will be transferred to some random OB...” ok, you’ll get to meet them before the c-section takes place Elle, and they aren’t monsters! She needs to get a grip on reality, she makes situations out way worse than they are, no wonder she has anxiety! If she just phrased things differently and took things in stride, it would really help her case. Not to mention, her conversation with Dan vs Veronica... she seems so short and uninterested with Dan. This marriage is a total sham! She hardly even cried about it while talking to him!!! Yet tears with the midwives and her friends!!! What, the actual, fuck!?
But, onto the next thing! Elle believes in the power of positive thinking, NOT the power of prayer like some of us may have been led to believe! I’m wondering if she’s so concerned about having a c-section because it will delay how quickly she can return to exercise and will affect her “abs”?? I’ll bet that’s the driving factor here!
Oh, to cap it all off, she will take prayers from others!
Please, let her have a c-section!!!!!!
Major turning point!!! Elle ACTUALLY admits she struggles with control!! Amazing!
What’s with the freaky zoned out stare while she’s making the phone call to Dan? That’s some next level shit that I am reading into! I have many theories.
Why, when her friend answers the phone, does she not say “hi” instead she goes completely drama queen and just spurts out “she’s complete breech!” Like, “hi, nice to talk to you too” Elle is the worst “friend” ever! I’ve noticed so many of her conversations are like this. Side note- I haven’t heard mention of Melissa Maker or Alexandra Gater in quite a while! What’s up with that?
Breaking news!!! Her entire reason for doing unmediated births was to not do the drugs! (That was the worlds Dumbest statement!) and have recovery be as quick as possible! WILL ELLE ATTEMPT A DRUG FREE C-SECTION?! Continue watching to find out! “After reading many medical journals on the subject, I have come to the conclusion that I will heal faster if miracle baby girl is delivered via drug free c-section. Follow my journey! I know I won’t be able to film the birth of her now due to it being surgery, so I won’t go viral like I did with Cohen, and that’s mostly why I am so upset over all of this, because I’m a #momboss and I need to keep my sponsorships rolling in, so you understand how emotional it can be to find out I can’t exploit this baby right off the hop!”
That double chin though! Wow! And this is just ONE MORE INSTANCE where Dan is second to find out!! She just couldn’t bare to wait until he was available. This is just so horrifying to me! He is always second fiddle to her. My husband would be so hurt if I did that, and I have no doubt that sensitive Dan would also be hurt. She’s unreal.
For fuck sakes “our care will be transferred to some random OB...” ok, you’ll get to meet them before the c-section takes place Elle, and they aren’t monsters! She needs to get a grip on reality, she makes situations out way worse than they are, no wonder she has anxiety! If she just phrased things differently and took things in stride, it would really help her case. Not to mention, her conversation with Dan vs Veronica... she seems so short and uninterested with Dan. This marriage is a total sham! She hardly even cried about it while talking to him!!! Yet tears with the midwives and her friends!!! What, the actual, fuck!?
But, onto the next thing! Elle believes in the power of positive thinking, NOT the power of prayer like some of us may have been led to believe! I’m wondering if she’s so concerned about having a c-section because it will delay how quickly she can return to exercise and will affect her “abs”?? I’ll bet that’s the driving factor here!
Oh, to cap it all off, she will take prayers from others!
Please, let her have a c-section!!!!!!
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This proves that she is a classic manipulator. She's using emotions for sympathy from her friend and the midwives secretary for attention. She doesn't care if she gets it from Dan because he already gives her what she wants from him. She might not also realize this is her underlying centre of doing YouTube: attention seeking, doing whatever it takes to get it and making herself in a different level as us puny humans.Margie wrote:Not to mention, her conversation with Dan vs Veronica... she seems so short and uninterested with Dan. This marriage is a total sham! She hardly even cried about it while talking to him!!! Yet tears with the midwives and her friends!!! What, the actual, fuck!?
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YES!!!! A HEALTHY BABY IS ALL THAT SHOULD MATTER REGARDLESS OF EVERY OTHER FACTOR IMAGINABLE!!!! Yes yes yes!!! Elle has obviously never been affected by miscarriage (which she claims to have had) infertility (which she claims to have had) or stillbirth, God help her that she doesn’t have to actually experience this! But a little bit of a perspective shift would go a long way for her.
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She's devastated because her natural birth with Cohen went viral and people were curious about it. It became a huge part of her brand and now she's counting on another viral video with #babygirl. Not as many people will care that much about a regular C-section and her channel won't get the boost she was counting on. She's built up this incredible natural, DRUG FREE birth experience so much and now she's melting down like the control freak she is because she can't follow her birth plan. Wonder if she'll ask the surgeon to anoint baby girl with the special undiluted Doterra baby blend as it exits her womb? I'm still a little confused why Botox, lip fillers, and hair bleach are ok with her but epidurals are the devil.
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Right?! And is she getting botox and lip injections while she’s pregnant? Because it kind of looks like it, but I though that wasn’t safe during pregnancy or breast feeding
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Things Elle is upset about:
Her baby girl wasn’t conceived “naturally”
Her baby girl won’t be delivered “naturally”
Drugs.
Her abs.
Her image.
I’m sure her fellow church members would love to hear how Elle would even consider using pagan crystals just to avoid a c section. Her body image is more important than her faith it would seem.
For the record, I have nothing against crystals but as the bible considers amulets a form of pagan magic I’m going to go with they are a no-no for her fellowship.
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Her baby girl wasn’t conceived “naturally”
Her baby girl won’t be delivered “naturally”
Drugs.
Her abs.
Her image.
I’m sure her fellow church members would love to hear how Elle would even consider using pagan crystals just to avoid a c section. Her body image is more important than her faith it would seem.
For the record, I have nothing against crystals but as the bible considers amulets a form of pagan magic I’m going to go with they are a no-no for her fellowship.
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