JesssFam: JesssMD, Google Degree (Part 120-something lol)

[SouthernGal]

This bitches intro pisses me off every single time I see it. It's so annoying. Has anyone else noticed the nod she does after she kisses Chris and before the kids start coming into frame? Why? Why is it necessary?
On personal note, I have a 2 week old now as well as my 2 year old and seriously sometimes I think I can't do this but then I remember Jessica has her kids and if she can do it(even half-assed) I sure as shit can too. So she inspires me to not lose my shit. For that, thanks Jess. You're still a shit mom, but I'll always strive to be better than you. Lol

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[Gumballerina]

Lmfao I'm vegan and even I know how to hard boil a bloody egg. The waste of eggs was horrendous, she definitely didn't use the broken ones for a pasta salad. What is the point in dyeing eggs anyway? What do they do afterwards? It seems like such a boring activity.

Also, why do only the boys learn how to mow the grass? Why not Lilia, or even Alyna, as she was watching in the background at one point. Obviously not Addie but the least Jess could do is make sure she isn't trailing behind them; she easily could've dashed in front and got seriously injured. Might get mixed opinions on this but I think Landen, even with Chris helping, is way too young to be learning how to mow the grass. Even the twins, to be honest.

FFS Jess give your kids age-appropriate chores. Goes on about gender-equality but says mowing grass will turn them into a man. What a joke.

[cats-or-die]

How can two grown ass adults with 7 kids between them not know how to hard boil eggs?
The eggs were cracking because they were cooking for too long.
Idiot proof way to hard boil eggs (I make like a dozen a week) put the eggs in cold water in a pot and turn the flame on high. 20 minute timer. Take them out immediately and throw them in cold ice water in the fridge. Perfect every time. God these two are so stupid.
Then they look up the instant pot directions, immediately double the recipe (instead of following it perfectly to see if it works) and didn’t cook them for ten minutes like the directions said??? Then were surprised the eggs were undercooked?
Fuck. Not all of Americans are this fucking incompetent. Please don’t judge us all based on Jess and her moronic husband lmao.


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[LightlyToasted]

Also, she was at Mimi’s house just so her and Lilia could shower?? Why not take at least half of her army, or just do it in one go so poor Mimi doesn’t have multiple people coming to shower everyday. What the fuck Jesssss


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[Sparklingdee]

Omg neither Skube or Jess knew how to hard boil an egg???! Im a vegan and I bloody know I don't even do it lmao. How embarrassing that Jess even put that on the vlog......

[Jennabud]

Lilia starting the new vlog, can tell she is a mini jess. Hope she actually used those wasted eggs. I wouldn't film that, so embarrassing. I also think I decorated raw eggs as a kid. Of course she cant mow the lawn. that is so lazy to have the kids fill out the eggs for her. kinda takes the fun out of it when the kids know what is coming.

[cfbfabe123]

Holy Crap, they couldn't figure out how to hard boil eggs, but she had no problem following directions and making a dessert with nothing but sugar and no nutritional value?..... OK Jess. Also, how can she not know how to hard boil eggs? Doesn't the only thing she knows how to cook (the pasta/egg salad thing she makes) have hard boiled eggs in it?

[Jennabud]

This bitches intro pisses me off every single time I see it. It's so annoying. Has anyone else noticed the nod she does after she kisses Chris and before the kids start coming into frame? Why? Why is it necessary?
On personal note, I have a 2 week old now as well as my 2 year old and seriously sometimes I think I can't do this but then I remember Jessica has her kids and if she can do it(even half-assed) I sure as shit can too. So she inspires me to not lose my shit. For that, thanks Jess. You're still a shit mom, but I'll always strive to be better than you. Lol

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I hate it too! something about the music used this time, cant stand it!

[SouthernGal]

This bitches intro pisses me off every single time I see it. It's so annoying. Has anyone else noticed the nod she does after she kisses Chris and before the kids start coming into frame? Why? Why is it necessary?
On personal note, I have a 2 week old now as well as my 2 year old and seriously sometimes I think I can't do this but then I remember Jessica has her kids and if she can do it(even half-assed) I sure as shit can too. So she inspires me to not lose my shit. For that, thanks Jess. You're still a shit mom, but I'll always strive to be better than you. Lol

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I hate it too! something about the music used this time, cant stand it!

The nod, the music, everything else. Lol idk since I started reading on this site and noticing things off with her I can't stand her. I literally clicked on the newest video, got to the intro saw princess Lilia and was like, "I'm not watching this crap today." Lol
I'll probably not watch for a few days or so and just rely on the recaps. My hormones are still leveling out so I'm super Moody and not in the mood to give her a view for shit content. Lol

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[freebeegal]

I live in England and egg dying isn’t a thing here, at least it wasn’t when I was a kid (I’m 24 now). Could someone understand What is the point in dying those eggs? I could understand if the kids were somehow drawing/painting on the eggs which would take some time to do and be a fun, creative task. But they ended up with 40 colourful hard boiled eggs? What do you then do with them? It takes what 5 seconds an egg to dunk it into a pot of colourful dye. Doesn’t even seem like it would be fun for the kids and they’ll be finished within a few minutes? Odd craft in my opinion


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[MiloandMax1]

I know Jess is a ditz but do you really think Chris didn't know how to boil one and it wasn't just for the vlog/him playing along? Or he's over it? I haven't watched yet but aren't eggs the one thing everyone says are so much easier in the Insta pot that he got?

As for the mowing that made me mad when she showed it even on her stories that day. Tommy and Caden come and have to mow but they are home all week and Chris cant just have it done beforehand? So ridiculous. I also agree that the twins and Landen are too young to be doing it but I knew a 10 year old that had his toes cut off because one got away and he didn't let go (which the safety feature would have shut mower off but he didnt know) so I don't think Tommy should have done it either (but also don't think they should have to come 6 hours and then do chores the adults could be doing while all but one are in school).

[MiloandMax1]

I live in England and egg dying isn’t a thing here, at least it wasn’t when I was a kid (I’m 24 now). Could someone understand What is the point in dying those eggs? I could understand if the kids were somehow drawing/painting on the eggs which would take some time to do and be a fun, creative task. But they ended up with 40 colourful hard boiled eggs? What do you then do with them? It takes what 5 seconds an egg to dunk it into a pot of colourful dye. Doesn’t even seem like it would be fun for the kids and they’ll be finished within a few minutes? Odd craft in my opinion


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For Easter to hide and hunt. We hunt plastic eggs (that I reuse every year) but do color eggs that I use for Easter dinner so they aren't wasted. The dye isn't toxic and even if they are cracked and get some dye on them its fine.

[Lolislol26]

My family loves to dye eggs and decorate them with editable paint. We usually do it a day or two before Easter. Then we make deviled eggs and egg salad or just eat them like normal if they weren’t dyed/painted but boiled. Honestly, it’s the only part of Easter I like!


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[Gumballerina]

I live in England and egg dying isn’t a thing here, at least it wasn’t when I was a kid (I’m 24 now). Could someone understand What is the point in dying those eggs? I could understand if the kids were somehow drawing/painting on the eggs which would take some time to do and be a fun, creative task. But they ended up with 40 colourful hard boiled eggs? What do you then do with them? It takes what 5 seconds an egg to dunk it into a pot of colourful dye. Doesn’t even seem like it would be fun for the kids and they’ll be finished within a few minutes? Odd craft in my opinion


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I'm in England and it doesn't make sense to me, either. When I was a kid we decorated plain bonnets and made them look all "eastery" or, as you said, we painted plain hard-boiled eggs. I did the former for my toddler this Easter and then he wore the bonnet to a petting-farm where they later held an egg hunt for the little ones.

Jess's tribe already knew what they were doing for Easter, and even saw what were in the eggs themselves (they literally helped prepare them). The only thing they're probably looking forward to is that tacky brownie cake Jess "made".

[Sparklingdee]

Also Big Baby fell asleep HOLDING chocolate where she had been eating it....so she didn't brush her teeth then, just fell asleep with her teeth coated in chocolate? WELL DONE JESS, GOOD ONE! But of course, her kids cavities are ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL genetics!

[luci417]

She also said Lilia was not affected at all by the Drake drama. Girl, Lilia had the most unstable childhood of all these kids! I judge her hard for this.

Thinking about that it makes a lot of sense that Lilia doesn't isnt close to chris (which jess has admitted). She's been through 'this guy is your dad now' before and there was so much fucked up drama that she definitely remembers. It's so weird that the boys, who were too young to remember drake being there, are apparently heartbroken about him abandoning them but Lilia, (who had Jess pushing drake as a dad to her from a year old) doesn't get to be sad about it.

[sondraK]

My son had the CPox shot and later got the pox anyway.It wasn't a bad case,so i'm guessing maybe it wasn't as severe,due to the shot.
One of the reasons I wanted him to get the shot was to prevent shingles when he's older.But he got a mild case of it anyway,as a teen! Not sure why.It wasn't painful,so maybe the shot helped

The varicella vaccine does not prevent shingles later. My daughter got vaccinated at age 1 and she got shingles her freshman year in college. She actually got it again when she graduated.


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we were trying to prevent him from getting cpox in the first place,thinking if he didn't get the pox,he wouldn't get shingles later in life.but it didn't work.thkfully it wasn't painful for him.sry your dd got it i hope it wasn't painful for her.my husb. had it and he hurt really bad

[sondraK]

My son had the CPox shot and later got the pox anyway.It wasn't a bad case,so i'm guessing maybe it wasn't as severe,due to the shot.
One of the reasons I wanted him to get the shot was to prevent shingles when he's older.But he got a mild case of it anyway,as a teen! Not sure why.It wasn't painful,so maybe the shot helped

The varicella vaccine does not prevent shingles later. My daughter got vaccinated at age 1 and she got shingles her freshman year in college. She actually got it again when she graduated.


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we were trying to prevent him from getting cpox in the first place,thinking if he didn't get the pox,he wouldn't get shingles later in life.but it didn't work.thkfully it wasn't painful for him.sry your dd got it i hope it wasn't painful for her.my husb. had it and he hurt really bad

[sondraK]

She also said Lilia was not affected at all by the Drake drama. Girl, Lilia had the most unstable childhood of all these kids! I judge her hard for this.

Thinking about that it makes a lot of sense that Lilia doesn't isnt close to chris (which jess has admitted). She's been through 'this guy is your dad now' before and there was so much fucked up drama that she definitely remembers. It's so weird that the boys, who were too young to remember drake being there, are apparently heartbroken about him abandoning them but Lilia, (who had Jess pushing drake as a dad to her from a year old) doesn't get to be sad about it.

But she can remember the dog they had for a short time,but not Drake

[sondraK]

She also said Lilia was not affected at all by the Drake drama. Girl, Lilia had the most unstable childhood of all these kids! I judge her hard for this.

Thinking about that it makes a lot of sense that Lilia doesn't isnt close to chris (which jess has admitted). She's been through 'this guy is your dad now' before and there was so much fucked up drama that she definitely remembers. It's so weird that the boys, who were too young to remember drake being there, are apparently heartbroken about him abandoning them but Lilia, (who had Jess pushing drake as a dad to her from a year old) doesn't get to be sad about it.

But she can remember the dog they had for a short time,but not Drake