JesssFam: JesssMD, Google Degree (Part 120-something lol)

[Jennabud]

Which food ideas exactly? The sugar filled holiday pancakes? Orrrr.. the TRH take out?

I hate her minions.


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I kept seeing that Instagram account and looked at it. It’s a 15 year old girl who is obsessed with Jess. Thinks she is the best and totally looks up to her as a role model! Buys all the crap they talk about. Says she’s met her best friends through running that fan account.

[Taurusmom]

Is she seriously letting Addie sit on the escalators with her dress dangerously close to the suction? (forgive me, I don't know the correct name)

Yep! I got my shoe string caught in one once, at least I could get my shoe off. If she got her dress caught they can't just grab her.

I was horrified by that picture. Not to be dramatic but the stories I’ve heard on these things are horrific. Jess should know better than that!


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[CurlyQ121]

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[MiloandMax1]

Landen woke up first, followed by the twins, then Lilia.

And came out of Jess and Chris's room. Now I really believe she put him up to it. How else would she not notice he was up?

Does it really matter? When my kids were in bed with me, I didn’t wake up every time they moved. First you couldn’t even tell who woke up first, then changed tactics to deciding it was all a set up?

Honestly, Jess is a mess, but about 50% of the stuff posted her and taken as gospel is shit people makeup on the spot with no actual evidence.

Stick to what you see happening, not what your head invents. There is plenty available without resorting to making stuff up.

Ummm you can SEE the vlog footage so its not what I heard. Someone said Landen got up first and it was mentioned he was sleeping in their room in another post. My phone is cracked so when its the security footage I can't see it as well.

I did however see Lilia, you can tell which one is her. I said that because usually the twins get blamed for this. Thats why I asked who woke up first.

You may have not moved each time your kid moved but what if that was Addie, a 2 year old (not that Landen at 5 especially since she didn't want them to go see their baskets shouldn't have her getting up). Nevermind the things that people pointed to laying out that he could get hurt on. So yes if she felt him move she should get up.

I said it was set up because she didn't want them to see yet they knew to wake every sibling up instead of running downstairs.

[strikeaposie]

Jesus Christ. I’ve had a legit fear of escalators my whole life. I used to run away from them and break down crying if I absolutely had to use them. I can’t handle the photos of Addy on the escalators.

[Captain Smooth]

Mess getting ready for NY is a train wreck waiting to happen.

Her idea of appropriate clothing is so far from what is actually appropriate.

Buy the “grandma” dress, Jess. It’s an award for families, not 27yo’s trying to look 18.

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There's a happy medium between a "grandma dress" and a dress that a 16 year old would pick. If she wants a body con dress, get one that hits below the knees. If she wants a shorter dress, get one with a high collar and long sleeves. It's really not hard to wear something that makes you feel good and isn't over the top

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I think the dresses are alright, if she likes them, but she makes one major mistake. She doesn't take her legs into account. She wants to show off her "new" boobs and her liposucked torso, but her legs don't fit that size. They look squeezed together, this is going to cause chafing after a while. She would benefit a lot more from having a tight upper part, but a flowy skirt-like down part.

[Bambi_]

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That doctor gave her no shape. She looks so boxy.


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[MommaMia3]

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That doctor gave her no shape. She looks so boxy.


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That's not the doctor, that's the work of Texas Roadhouse and Taco Bell. It's been said 1000 times, she needed to work out and tone up before surgery

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[MiloandMax1]

They get T & C for the entire summer and yet still don't have beds for them. I don't understand how she thinks this is ok. They haven't fixed the twins bunk either so I don't think they should be using it. And Landen's bed alone is small but even if just one used it, why not a trundle bed. Something! I feel bad for them.

[sondraK]

I feel bad for T n C having to stay w Jesssssfam all summer.Caden gets sick,it seems like,every time he visits.I get the feeling they would rather stay home n be w their real* family,instead of fake Jessssss n the hugs just for the cam.
Chris needs to get off his arse and spend some time w just his boys,not listen to his wife whineeeeee about how they can't do anything as a famileeeeeeee bc all the kids aren't off at the sameeee time.So make the most of what you have,DUH!

[MiloandMax1]

And she said the kids were sick again from "all that sugar". At what point do natural consequences stop? She is the mom, take the candy away. Its not that hard.

And her always complaining about being sunburned. You can get sunburnt with cloud coverage. How does she not know this? I got sunburnt snowboarding, definetly learned the hard way when I was only burnt around my goggles. She's lived in cali all her life. What doesn't she understand about sunburns, grade A student surrrre.

[sondraK]

But she forgot about sunscreen cause it wasn't HOTTTTTT.
Really.....WHY was Tommy bored all day? Where was CHris? He could have done something w him,even out to lunch is better than nothing.Or play ball in the backyard,really.I just can't w them anymore

[sondraK]

But she forgot about sunscreen cause it wasn't HOTTTTTT.
Really.....WHY was Tommy bored all day? Where was Chris? He could have done something w him,even out to lunch is better than nothing.Or play ball in the backyard,really.I just can't w them anymore

[MamaTweet]

And she said the kids were sick again from "all that sugar". At what point do natural consequences stop? She is the mom, take the candy away. Its not that hard.

And her always complaining about being sunburned. You can get sunburnt with cloud coverage. How does she not know this? I got sunburnt snowboarding, definetly learned the hard way when I was only burnt around my goggles. She's lived in cali all her life. What doesn't she understand about sunburns, grade A student surrrre.

She needs to make applying sunscreen part of their daily getting ready routine

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[Yogabbagabbat]

Where in the fuck is she going shopping at? Every single one of those dresses was hideous.

She really needs to learn her body shape/what cuts and colors looks good on her, because that was not it


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[Yogabbagabbat]

Polyester cheap ass dresses


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[nineteenninety3]

And she said the kids were sick again from "all that sugar". At what point do natural consequences stop? She is the mom, take the candy away. Its not that hard.

And her always complaining about being sunburned. You can get sunburnt with cloud coverage. How does she not know this? I got sunburnt snowboarding, definetly learned the hard way when I was only burnt around my goggles. She's lived in cali all her life. What doesn't she understand about sunburns, grade A student surrrre.

She needs to make applying sunscreen part of their daily getting ready routine

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Oh she does apparently she's sOoO anal about it.

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[nineteenninety3]

Why couldn't #1 dad Chris have taken Tommy out so he didn't have to be bored all day? It's a two fucking parent house! Full time! Take him to the park, trampoline park, anywhere! Poor kid. There was no reason for him to be stuck inside all day.

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[nineteenninety3]

Also, Caden is ill again. Amazing how that happens every time he's there for an extended period of time.

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[AbbyClare]

She is so dumb. I don't care how sunburnt she is but I'm so so shocked she's letting it happen to Addie. My son is only a few weeks younger than Addie and just imagining him having a sunburn makes me feel guilty and horrified. It really doesn't take superhero powers to prevent this but it's just normal parenting to use sun screen on children.
Also, family pictures aren't just about her. Just out in a long-sleeved shirt and stand in the back and noone will care.