Steps to faking followers and fertility issues | Part #6

[ewokfan11]

Their big reveal is Kelsey sitting and talking about what she wants to plant while looking on her phone. It was stupid since she seemed so distracted. She actually admitted that she’s already missed one planting season. She also made the comment again about being around for harvesting.

They seem to do a lot of “checking” but don’t follow through like the drip watering system. Just lazy.

Hi Corby... after questions about their roof on here, he says they now have to get a whole new roof (big surprise). He says he wonders what else the inspector lied about. They rushed into buying this old, tiny house and it wouldn’t have mattered what was said about it. So wonder who’s going to pay for the new roof, new baby, plants, and travel? He couldn’t be making that much money doing that video stuff he says he’s doing.

He better HOPE that the inspector lied about the roof. That is, if he hired a registered, certified inspector. There are some stiff protections in place for inspectors who miss small problems, but if an inspector misses something huge, or flat out lies about a major problem, they can be forced to pay to fix the damage through their insurance.

But, chances are, Corbin didn’t hire a registered, insured, legitimate inspector.

I feel like maybe the inspector said “up to 5 years”, and Corbin heard “don’t worry about it for 5 years” - you know if it had been written in the report, Corbin would be stamping his feet and trying to make the inspector pay. Remember that huge fit he threw with the insurance company? As if we wouldn’t be seeing a repeat if it was actually the inspector’s fault

Your everyday residential home inspector (from my experience) can't guarantee anything—they can point out problems they see from the surface and give recommendations and estimates. They can't dig into walls or pry ceilings open. That's the buyer's responsibility to negotiate with the sellers from what they get in the BASIC report—or ask for additional, more specific inspections. I'm sure the inspector did say "up to five years" and Corby took that as a guarantee. To me that says, "oops, the roof is going to be a problem." Five years is definitely not a good estimate—since roofs typically last 25-30 years.

Like I said before, I don't think they really knew how to read the report...and maybe didn't show it to their parents for additional advice.

[ewokfan11]

I'm just going to say it: Kelsey looks HUGE for just 13 weeks.

[Steps_to_STFU]

I can't help it but ever since they made up the infertility miscarriage shit I am just so disgusted I can't even watch a video. I will click and skip skip through quickly or just read here. The fact these two useless fucks have zero conscious to realize just how fucking disgusting they are as humans to have faked something so heartbreaking us insane to me. How their brain dead followers ( the grown up especially) still support them and turn a blind eye is even more awful.

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[spiralstatic]

I can't help it but ever since they made up the infertility miscarriage shit I am just so disgusted I can't even watch a video. I will click and skip skip through quickly or just read here. The fact these two useless fucks have zero conscious to realize just how fucking disgusting they are as humans to have faked something so heartbreaking us insane to me. How their brain dead followers ( the grown up especially) still support them and turn a blind eye is even more awful.

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You're not the only one that feels thar way! I can't stand either one of them anymore. They're not the least bit apologetic for faking infertility because they got views with the clickbait, which is exactly what they wanted.

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[HashtagBlessed]

I don’t want to put someone down for their weight. There are a lot of things that can be outside of someone’s control: a high-risk pregnancy, health problems, a busy work schedule, etc. None of those things apply to Kelsey. It’s in such stark contrast to this image of healthy eating and being active that she desperately wants to portray, but my suspicion is that she can’t be bothered to actually live it.

She ended up in the medic tent the last time she tried to run a half marathon. She made a big show of signing up for this past race and then didn’t run it. She talks about living on an “urban farm” and sustainable farming, and then lets it slip that they eat Taco Bell and probably a lot more fast food that we don’t hear about. You guys, I didn’t realize what a “foodie” I am. I too buy pre-made things from Trader Joe’s that I heat-up for dinner. If only I ate at Taco Bell and Sonic, I too could achieve the foodie level reserved for special people like Kelsey and Corbin.

It’s funny that someone who doesn’t work and has a stay-at-home husband strives for 30 minutes of physical activity a day. Other people have posed this question recently, but what in the world does she do all day? Thirty minutes of exercise every day is a goal for someone who works 8 hours a day in an office, or someone who is the sole caregiver to dependent children all day.

And they cried infertility for views, so fuck them. They’re both lazy slobs. They can join a CrossFit gym and claim they do all this other exercise, but they have zero follow-through or work ethic so the proof will always be in the lack of results. I’ve always felt that Kelsey looks very different size-wise in her posed Instagram photos versus the vlog footage, which can’t be Photoshopped. I’m not sure she ever got down to her pre-pregnancy weight. Honestly when she was on her “infertility” narrative I wondered if the weight gain was tied to an endocrine disorder of some kind, because she was so much heavier than she was a few years ago when they started making videos. But obviously metabolism slow with age and some people start gaining quite a bit of weight in their late twenties if they’re not careful. Sometimes she’s all about “body positivity,” but most of the time I feel like she’s super self-conscious and careful to post photos from very far away, or with a leg pop and other careful posing.

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Can someone literally take out a restraining order on them using the word ‘literally’ it is like nails on a chalk board how much they literally abuse it!

[ewokfan11]

I don’t want to put someone down for their weight.

I want to clarify I wasn't shading her for being "fat"—I don't think she's fat—I'm side-eyeing her for saying she still works out. She doesn't. It's obvious she does maybe the bare minimum of a workout and she's much, much bigger at 13 weeks than she was about 21 weeks last time. If she really did gain 50 pounds with June, then she really needs to check herself a bit more. She's not this big already just because it's baby #2.

Go back and watch some of pregnancy #1 videos. She's definitely gained a lot of weight very fast...I think that's why she's NOT doing belly updates this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8xmITGRk7M

[ewokfan11]

At 11:11 it sounds like June is saying "baby boy" something.

[HashtagBlessed]

At 11:11 it sounds like June is saying "baby boy" something.

Good catch! It definitely sounds like their daughter says “baby boy here” and then Kelsey corrects her to “baby sibling” is growing in here. Hm, I could be wrong, but that’s what it sounded like to me.

First, I love that Kelsey and Corbin were “working” and claim to run a business from home, and Corbin’s voicemail wasn’t even set up on his phone. Such important business people.

A woman “pops” sooner with subsequent pregnancies because the muscles and ligaments are pre-stretched to a certain extent and don’t hold in the uterus as well, but that doesn’t look like a baby bump to me. When my stomach finally “popped” for me and I had a true baby bump (maybe at around 18 weeks, first pregnancy), it was hard and round like a dome. I wouldn’t have been able to smack it the way Kelsey did while proclaiming she had a big meal because it would be too sensitive. To me that just kind of looks like a normal stomach. In all honesty she is several sizes bigger than when they first started their channel back in 2014 or so, but she carries most of it in her lower half while maintaining a pretty flat stomach.

[Steps_to_STFU]

So I was bored and looking and Kelsey, Missy, Bryan all follow each other. Corbin follows Ollie and Finn and no one else. I would give a Kidney for oll ne or both sides to tell what happened. I mean we all know it is Corbin but still... I am dying to know the details.

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[onbreak]

It must be personal not business

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[PirateWench8]

So I was bored and looking and Kelsey, Missy, Bryan all follow each other. Corbin follows Ollie and Finn and no one else. I would give a Kidney for oll ne or both sides to tell what happened. I mean we all know it is Corbin but still... I am dying to know the details.

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I think it's a shame, because I think that Kelsey and Missy were both truly friends and cared about one another. Knowing Corbin he was probably jealous of their relationship and how close they were and he did everything in his power too sabotage it.

[PirateWench8]

Good catch! It definitely sounds like their daughter says “baby boy here” and then Kelsey corrects her to “baby sibling” is growing in here. Hm, I could be wrong, but that’s what it sounded like to me.

First, I love that Kelsey and Corbin were “working” and claim to run a business from home, and Corbin’s voicemail wasn’t even set up on his phone. Such important business people.

A woman “pops” sooner with subsequent pregnancies because the muscles and ligaments are pre-stretched to a certain extent and don’t hold in the uterus as well, but that doesn’t look like a baby bump to me. When my stomach finally “popped” for me and I had a true baby bump (maybe at around 18 weeks, first pregnancy), it was hard and round like a dome. I wouldn’t have been able to smack it the way Kelsey did while proclaiming she had a big meal because it would be too sensitive. To me that just kind of looks like a normal stomach. In all honesty she is several sizes bigger than when they first started their channel back in 2014 or so, but she carries most of it in her lower half while maintaining a pretty flat stomach.

That's what I heard too. It definitely sounded like she said "Baby boy here". I'm shocked the Douche Canoe didn't edit that out, but that would require a brain. Gosh I hope we heard her wrong. I hate to see Corbin get exactly what he wants again. It will make him even more entitled than he already is if that's possible!

[ewokfan11]

She ate SEVEN tacos for dinner? Yeah, that explains a lot. I think she's also stress eating.

Did anyone else notice Corby SNIPE "they're CHICKENS now" in the background while outside? And her body language during the haul with Corby in the background seemed MAD AF.

Those two are definitely fighting a lot lately.

[jmoysa]

Noticed that she almost slipped and said “baby boy bump”. They’re such horrible actors!

Also seemed like there were cuts during the haul... I think June is a real handful and they just never tell her no or try to redirect her.

Kelsey should really stop talking about the garden...she just comes off as dumb. Those beds need a lot of work, the ground seems compacted and really dry. I can’t see them planting all of them. One/two at the most, it’s just too much work! We know how lazy they are.

That was lame of him to leave that taco thing in there and also at the beginning of the vlog too. She said they were little street tacos and Corbin had eaten before they went. Wonder why they didn’t show the food.

Corbin is a douche on so many levels. Didn’t they say a couple of weeks ago that they were going to change their style and put in something they learned in every vlog? Well that lasted for one vlog. Just like everything else they do.

It’s pretty bad that they never spoke of the PR trip again. The whole fertility hoax and now every single vlog is pregnancy something. Just when we thought they couldn’t get anymore boring, he thinks another 6 months of this is going to save their channel. Wrong!


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[Edenberry]

She ate SEVEN tacos for dinner? Yeah, that explains a lot. I think she's also stress eating.

Did anyone else notice Corby SNIPE "they're CHICKENS now" in the background while outside? And her body language during the haul with Corby in the background seemed MAD AF.

Those two are definitely fighting a lot lately.

She was also frustrated with June, too. Not that it's a criticism. 2 year olds can be ANNOYING and always seem to be at their worst when you're trying to do something for just yourself. Kelsey was showing incredible patience on camera.

[HashtagBlessed]

The benefit of a summer pregnancy in my mind is NOT having to wear uncomfortable pants, so my maternity wardrobe is 90% dresses. Not sure why she isn’t doing the same, but perhaps Boise is colder? I have zero desire to wear a full stomach panel when it’s hot and humid, so I passed on maternity shorts.

Regarding Kelsey and Missy’s former close friendship…I’m not sure I buy that they were ever as good of friends as Missy wanted to believe. A good friend isn’t going to be comfortable accepting large sums of money on an ongoing basis and isn’t going to exploit the friendship for money. I love my husband, but I’m not going to stand idly by if I think he’s out of line or hurting a friend's feelings. I will say something because I value the friendship, and because I have no problem weighing in on something, even if that means telling my husband when I think he's in the wrong. I don't think Kelsey and Corbin have that kind of honest, open relationship, which is probably why they always seem to be passive aggressively arguing. Kelsey’s willingness to use the Lannings and her willingness to let Corbin create this rift makes me think she was never a great friend to begin with.

[Edenberry]

Pffffffbbbbttt! He calls himself an "artist"!!

[ewokfan11]

Pffffffbbbbttt! He calls himself an "artist"!!

He's just a douche. Some of those comments are hilarious.

[lavenderlove]

Pffffffbbbbttt! He calls himself an "artist"!!

Oh my gosh! He graces us wifh his "art" everyday, guys! How lucky are we?!? I had no idea we were being exposed to such a talented and brilliant mind! Thank you Corbin! I truly don't know how you balance all of those roles. It's incredible, really.

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