Living On A Dime

[IHateCilantro]

Hey @onbreak what do you think of Dave, a 15-16 yr old boy living with his parents and a virgin, talking in the background giving marital and life advice?

[IHateCilantro]

I love to share with the class, but I dont want Tawra to know certain things.

[IHateCilantro]

Yep, now AirBnB is bad! Could she have not understood exchange rates?

Tawra was not sickly today, cause it was a info show and there was no stories she could lie about...
Shows where she lies and shows her insecurities, shes sickly on.

I just dont get why, if dont enjoy store brand hot dogs, why I cant have Sabretts or Hebrews? Why cant people enjoy our lives and have fun eating?

[IHateCilantro]

Tawra nail polish doesnt go bad (as in germy) I have most of the nail polish Ive ever bought. Thats why we need big nail polish storage!
Just because Tawras not a fashionista, doesnt mean other ppl arent!

Tawra, you cannot talk about organizing when you just missplaced 4 cases of DOAD book

[IHateCilantro]

Why does Mike always look stoned?

Tawra, you cannot talk about organizing when you just missplaced 4 cases of DOAD book, are always late to your own show, and never are prepared for cooking segments, and lose your wallet (repeatedly)

A chatter:
"Judi Bohn​@ Living on a dime...Any knowledge on cheap foods that will keep not as many red blood cells in body. Red meat? Anything else? Do you know?"

Ask your DOCTOR JUDI, not Tawra

[IHateCilantro]

Hey @onbreak?
After last nights show the old narrative is out the door. The new narrative cant last though, due to her past ADAMANT
statements about many things.

[onbreak]

I haven't watched in a few nights.
Mike does look stoned and creepy like subway Jared

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[IHateCilantro]

I haven't watched in a few nights.
Mike does look stoned and creepy like subway Jared

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OnBreak, they are going to the UK etc for 7 WEEKS, staying at FANS houses.
The past 2 shows Tawra is GIDDY. No sickness, nothing.
When she talks about HERSELF or sticks to facts shes not sick
But when she has to do a show or ship soaps shes sick.
Tawra loves doing the show when its all about her, but the actual act of "WORKING"
IE shipping soaps or answering ppls questions, or when she has to talk about things
she usually has to lie about, shes sick. Im an atheist but Tawra? Gods making you
sick for lying.

[IHateCilantro]

Ima call it, I say she GRIFTED those invites to fans houses. Why not? she already accepts superchats from disabled poor fans who only live on 20k a year. Why not grift an entire vacation.

[IHateCilantro]

https://i.imgur.com/gXZs8Pi.jpg <<<<People on Bing.com search for "Tawra Kellam OFFENSIVE" a lot....LOLOLOLOLOL

Also, someone has uploaded all Tawras books to the darkweb and other sites.

Nothing I hate more than ppl who take advantage of poor, ignorant and disabled ppl, who accept $1.00 superchats from ppl making 20k a year!

[onbreak]

Holy shit show, cilantro!

Staying with fans - total strangers!?!?!

No fucking way.

I don't have ailments like her, but I wouldn't gamble it for my vacation of a lifetime -that they already know she will be unable to feel up to being touristy most days.

Could you imagine the meltdown she'll have walking into a home that had an odor or no air.. or what the fuck ever petty issue?

They're total grifters.

I looked for the book online. I found where University of Kansas released an ebook with the same ideas around 2003, I think. It was weeks ago that I looked it up. I found on old message boards people asking for the dl link. But I haven't found it. I just want to see it for FREE because I'm a bitch like that.

Nothing she's ever made has made me feel inspired. Nothing she's ever said has changed my mind on things.



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[IHateCilantro]

Holy shit show, cilantro!

Staying with fans - total strangers!?!?!

No fucking way.

I don't have ailments like her, but I wouldn't gamble it for my vacation of a lifetime -that they already know she will be unable to feel up to being touristy most days.

Could you imagine the meltdown she'll have walking into a home that had an odor or no air.. or what the fuck ever petty issue?

They're total grifters.

I looked for the book online. I found where University of Kansas released an ebook with the same ideas around 2003, I think. It was weeks ago that I looked it up. I found on old message boards people asking for the dl link. But I haven't found it. I just want to see it for FREE because I'm a bitch like that.

Nothing she's ever made has made me feel inspired. Nothing she's ever said has changed my mind on things.



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I wish I could give this post 10 stars, especially that last sentence. It says it all. Even ppl like Emily Jackson are more entertaining.
I mean, like, WOW, rice with beef tips and a bouillion cube gravy. Here I have 4 frozen grilled eel in my freezer, she cant teach me nothing.

[IHateCilantro]

Oh btw I keep looking at Goodwill or Savers etc for the book. I wanna do a parody site, but OMG, Im usually super creative
but I cannot think of a good name to use. Ive been sitting here 2 weeks thinking. Hell I might start 2 parody sites.

Tv writers need to make a sitcom out of these crazy MommyVloggers/Bloggers.

[onbreak]

Yes.. and every season needs I start with a wife swap. They all think they have it so hard.

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[IHateCilantro]

Yes.. and every season needs I start with a wife swap. They all think they have it so hard.

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Tawra said she was offered an episode of Wife Swap.

[onbreak]

Yes.. and every season needs I start with a wife swap. They all think they have it so hard.

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Tawra said she was offered an episode of Wife Swap.

Whaaa .. he is a former producer.
Wonder of queer eye ever called? I know someone who got that call

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[IHateCilantro]

Yes.. and every season needs I start with a wife swap. They all think they have it so hard.

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Tawra said she was offered an episode of Wife Swap.

Whaaa .. he is a former producer.
Wonder of queer eye ever called? I know someone who got that call

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I know someone who wanted to be on Tv and/or famous so bad she faked anal incontinence to be on The Doctors.
She sat there crying on the show and they filmed her at home with her kids.
Id be MORTIFIED if my neighbors or teachers at my sons school or ppl at the supermarket knew (even if it was fake)
I had anal leakage. No one would invite you over if they thought youd ruin their couch or clog their TERLIT!

[onbreak]

People are so crazy. That's desperate. I'd be afraid Dr Oz would do an exam on the TV lol



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[IHateCilantro]

How does anyone take advice from a person who is so disorganized and a Tv guy who cant run a show correctly?

[IHateCilantro]

So they go live as usual, 8 mins late, then they couldnt get Facebook to work. Then it went poof for 6 mins, then threy got back up and then couldnt, again, get Facebook up. Then Tawras out of brown sugar, for her planned recipe. Now she forgot something else.
Shes a mess.

Now shes contaminating her kitchen with her chicken butchery.
Made oven fried chicken with ZERO seasoning, Forgot it, WTF shes a mess.
That cole slaw is not chopped right, too big.

Does Dave ever bathe?

Everything she makes is so boring, my tastebuds would die

She burnt Jacks sock over fire

So instead of buying cheaper Windows laptops they have 2 macbooks