THREAD CREDIT: StreetTacosTalking
Previously on KKandAnnoyingJ
Guess who’s back??!
Hmm, where do I even begin? Their life is just so interesting these days and they’re like, “sOo BuSY!” LOL! Sure it is, all that “us time” must be draining. 
I know Khoa edits and keeps their channel afloat but what does Keren do? She claims she some kind of “boss mom” but what is she even the “boss” of? She’s posted ONCE on Kickass after she spent all that money buying the handle and stealing workouts. Her channel relaunch has been a complete joke just like her failed blog, gaming career, interior decorating and everything else she starts but doesn’t finish. Now we’re on to podcasting which will last a total of 3 months. Max. Keren changes her direction like we change seasons. It’s a joke, just like she is! However, what isn’t a joke is having CPS come to your house bc someone is your life thinks you’re failing as a parent. You can pretend all you want that it’s just some “hater” but you wouldn’t have made the major changes you’ve made if you weren’t worried. Seriously, your 4yr old should not weigh less than your 8mo and it shouldn’t take you TWO weeks to get them checked out by a doctor when they’re sick. This is basic stuff! Do your kids have a roof over their head? Yes! Are they loved and spoiled? Yes but there is so much more to being a parent than material items. I know that’s all you care about but maybe that’s why you feel so empty inside.
We all know Keren has a huge jealousy problem. Many have rightfully pointed out she’s jealous of Kyra, Taylor, Corinna etc but I think her biggest issue is with Khoa. Hear me out, YT was Keren’s thing first. KK isn’t both their names, KK was/is Kern’s nickname. In the beginning, she was the one editing & uploading while Khoa was out at work. Then, thanks to OKbaby who gave them all of their subs, their channel took off and Khoa took over. Who knows, maybe Khoa had to take over bc K was ready to give up like she does everything else?
Anyway, things were going great for a while but then Khoa started streaming. He was staying up all night chatting with ppl, editing and just doing his own thing while K was stuck at home pregnant with baby #3. Next came the office, then his sports car and what was Keren doing? Redecorating the house....again? By the time she had Sutton, I think she was completely over it. She was tired of being the one stuck at home raising the kids. She wanted a job out of the house (apt) and a fancy sports car just like Khoa. Don’t even get me started on all the tension created after Khoa was verified on IG....and Keren still isn’t to this very day!
Personally, I think their relationship is OVER and they’re only getting married bc it’s content and what their subs want. Just like BFvsGF! Think about it...why don’t they ever talk about their wedding? I mean, we’ve seen Kern’s trashy stripper dresses and picking her bridesmaids but that’s it. She literally said it was going to be “birthday party themed!”
Chicken on waffles and an afternoon of swimming? Yep, sounds just like a bday party to me! Or her Bridal Shower! 
Def not some fancy, high class wedding at the Ritz. But, that’s what you get for being impulsive! I don’t even want to talk about the Podcast bc it’s a joke. 30 mins of talking over one another and bragging about how they “deserve” this lifestyle bc they had it “so hard” growing up. Like, cool, you both drive cars that total the cost of your house! People are laughing at you! It’s obvious why they’re doing it; they‘re so desperate for people to think they’re famous. In reality, no one knows who they are. 200,000 people from around the world watch their vlogs. That’s NOTHING! There’s a reason why Khoa has to ask people if they want a picture with him at Playlist. That’s supposed to be their area and people could care less about them. 20 people at your meet and greet doesn’t make you a celebrity Khoa, it makes you desperate and cringy!
We’re not “jealous” of you....we’re embarrassed for you! The fact that you both think this life is sustainable, it’s hilarious. You guys spend your days lighting money on fire but you’re not even creating lasting memories for your kids. They’re the ones we feel sorry for. Their whole childhood has been broadcast on the internet so their thirsty parents can lease fancy sports cars and act like celebrities. It’s heartbreaking! If you’re not setting money aside for their future, please, please save some money for future counseling. I know I would need it.
Sorry this recap was so long! Like I said, these things are getting harder to write bc their life is just getting sad. The greed, envy, narcissism and now CPS Is involved...I don’t know anymore. The kids didn’t ask for this life. Yeah, they have all the toys in the world but it doesn’t mean anything if there isn’t any love there. Especially for Landon and Sutton.
So, does this wedding end up happening? Does Keren make a fool out of herself on this Bachelorette cruise? Will the recent positive changes they’ve made last? Find out now!
Landon and banoi and Moolan and Sutton, these are just a few of my least favourite things
Literally her twin! Same face shape, eyes, smile...wow! 