The Lindquists

[BeepBoop28]

[quote=Nacholife

For example, some of her newer viewers who came to her channel from the ViRaL BiRtH VlOg might not know that her first real “claim to fame” on YouTube was her infamous video “DOG BIT MY BABY” which has since been deleted (I think in 2018). In that video we saw Elle pick up her camera to show Forde immediately after being bitten by their family dog at the time. Instead of tending to her son she felt compelled to film his face.

#themoreyouknow


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
[/quote]

I can’t find the original site anymore. But not only did she feel compelled to ‘record her life’ but then uploaded the video with ‘like this video to let Forde know you’re thinking of him’ or some garbage. And she got called out on her insensitivity and poor choice. So she tried to do damage control.

I screenshot-ed part of her explanation.

[ForeverGauc01]

Off topic but should we get a new thread? Most go to 1000 posts and we’re over 2500.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Nah! We must take pride in our dedicated hate-watching. Not only that, it might feed Elle’s ego because then she would have not only one gossip thread to troll, but two!!! Basically FAMOUS!! Move over, Kardashians.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

true.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Seriouslysweetie]

Just because thebirdspapaya is popular right now with her body positive posts, Elle feels the need to get on the bandwagon. I bet she wants to be a knix underwear model and on a magazine cover too. #bodypositivegoals #mynewwhy

Thanks for the summary on the Randy and Anna thing! Ghosting a friend because they can't help you out with your career is such a snake move. On top of it her friend that she used actually struggled with infertility.

In all honesty, I found Elle's regular video to be such a bore. I only subscribed when I watched her interesting story times about herself. Now I can see she loves being a victim and totally uses that for the sake of views.

And also why the heck she has everything pink for Blankette??! I thought she loves the muted neutrals. All of the sudden she is a pink everything mom, including the freaking carseat. Unless your old carseat is expired or in a accident, your minimal mind shouldn't be buying a new pink one Elle.

Ok, thanks for listening. I couldn't post yesterday and had to catch up!


Sent from my SM-A530F using Tapatalk

[TeachIT]

She is 100% riding on the coat tails of thebirdspapaya


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Seriouslysweetie]

Since I was deep into reading all your posts from yesterday, I thought I'd watch a random old Elle video. I happen to click the one titled A Hard Day... never seen it before.

Elle mentioned in the beginning that she knows one of kids puked in their bed or crib but did not bother to check on them. Instead she sat down to talk to the vlog and had a rant about how awful she feels in her own body. Not sure how long that was but felt like an eternity. Then when she heard the kids waking up from the baby monitor, only then she checked who puked in their bed! She let Cohen lie down on his own vomit while she has therapy session on her vlog! Poor Cohen.

And on the video after that Elle says that it bothers her that people have a wrong impression of her based on what they see on her channel. She said she knows it's not true but it kills her that she can't please everyone. Hey Elle, if what people think of you is not true, then it should not bother you in the first place! If you know yourself so much and the misconceptions should NOT shake your core.



Sent from my SM-A530F using Tapatalk

[Margie]

Since I was deep into reading all your posts from yesterday, I thought I'd watch a random old Elle video. I happen to click the one titled A Hard Day... never seen it

Her face looks so weird in that vlog. I always forget how weird her face is. She has no real chin structure, she has these weird jowls by her mouth, the area between her nose and upper lip seems disproportionately large. Her nose seems so big and odd shaped. Is it just me, or is her face so different now? I wonder if it looks so different now because of all the extra weight she’s carrying?

[Margie]

Sorry for the double post... I wasn’t going to keep watching that video, but then decided too... and I have to say, she tells Cohen not to touch his puke?! wtf lady! He just SLEPT IN IT! Hahahahaha I actually can’t get over this! What a fucking idiot!

[okaythatlldo]

I remember that vlog. She said she could smell it as soon as she opened her bedroom door, and yet chose to let Cohen be until he woke up. Absolutely heartbreaking...the whole time she was crying about being uncomfortable in her own body, all I could think about was sweet Cohen. If that were my son and I discovered that in the morning, I would be horrified!! She seemed to really not care, the vomit seemed to be annoying for her more than anything.

I’m assuming he cried in the night when he was sick. Was he ignored until he finally fell asleep in his own vomit? Then the rest of the video is Elle patting herself on the back for being such a diligent and thorough vomit cleaner.

The “you people only see a very edited version of my life/can’t please everybody” explanations piss me off so much too. The “30 mins” of her day that she filmed and edited, she felt was an accurate sampling of her “authentic” life and SHE put it on the internet to tell HER story. And then to turn around and be like “y’all don’t know me” is a fucking joke. She is constantly insulting her audience’s intelligence to better her own image. Least self-aware person on the planet.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[TeachIT]

Same thing with “y’all don’t know what I eat when I’m breastfeeding! You only see part of my life!” argument

YOU chose to post a what I eat in a day video WHILE BF, Elle. Your choice. You pick which meals to show us. So are you starving yourself or lying and just making it look like it?

Also - why have fifty different sMaRt hOmE products and baby monitors, then not even look at them and see your kid crying, puking, and sleeping in vomit?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[ForeverGauc01]

Since I was deep into reading all your posts from yesterday, I thought I'd watch a random old Elle video. I happen to click the one titled A Hard Day... never seen it

Her face looks so weird in that vlog. I always forget how weird her face is. She has no real chin structure, she has these weird jowls by her mouth, the area between her nose and upper lip seems disproportionately large. Her nose seems so big and odd shaped. Is it just me, or is her face so different now? I wonder if it looks so different now because of all the extra weight she’s carrying?

You know what bugs me about her face?
She pulls her top lip over her teeth when she smiles, laughs and talks sometimes.
She never used to, even before she got her lip fillers. I wonder if she started it to stop showing off her wrinkles.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[TeachIT]

“Baby girl is 1 week old (ok 14 days)”

Does Elle know what a WEEK is?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Seriouslysweetie]

“Baby girl is 1 week old (ok 14 days)”

Does Elle know what a WEEK is?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I saw someone on the comments said the same thing . Usually milestones posts are mostly about the baby. She managed to caption 6 paragraphs about herself and 2 sentences at the end about baby girl.

Sent from my SM-A530F using Tapatalk

[Skinnie]

“Baby girl is 1 week old (ok 14 days)”

Does Elle know what a WEEK is?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

With the constant grammar errors and general ineptitude, I am not surprised her teaching career did not work out. Thank goodness.

[Notablogger]

Wait guys did you not notice she hired help so she could lay in bed with the baby for the week? So relatable.

[Skinnie]

Wait guys did you not notice she hired help so she could lay in bed with the baby for the week? So relatable.

I wonder who is looking after the boys; maybe Dan took some time off work???

[Notablogger]

Wait guys did you not notice she hired help so she could lay in bed with the baby for the week? So relatable.

I wonder who is looking after the boys; maybe Dan took some time off work???

My guess is Dan is off work for a week and he’s on boy duty while Elle gets to be with “baby girl” and spoiled by her helpings hands doula who takes care of the baby when Elle needs to nap or groom.

I’m tempted to call them and get a quote for their services to see how much each package costs.

[Margie]

Hahaha, you should call for a quote!!! I honestly have to wonder, if Elle had had another boy, rather than her precious vagina bearing offspring this time around, would she have worked as hard at bonding? I have honest concerns about her expectations of having a daughter and how this will affect every member of their family. The boys will surely suffer because we all know she didn’t want boys anyways. Her daughter will suffer because she will be forced to fit Elle’s mould of what she should look and be like, Elle’s marriage will suffer because I’m sure Dan will be saddled with the responsibility of caring for the boys that Elle has cast to the side, and ultimately Elle is going to continue to suffer because she has MAJOR issues and her idiot of a therapist is doing nothing more than leech onto her bank account.

And as for the caption on that photo highlighting all things Elle, are we even surprised? She is a classic narcissist in every way, shape, and form. She disgusts me. I definitely won’t be watching the name reveal video, but SO looking forward to TeachIT’s recap!

[TeachIT]

I’m going to try to find a third party streaming website so that she doesn’t even get the views from my recap watch. Petty? Sure. But as the mom of two boys I am screaming inside watching her cast those poor kids aside for her PRECIOUS BABY GIRL. Today she flat out admits she got it wrong with them, but this time post partum is perfect with her sweet girl. I feel terrible for everyone in her path - baby girl, the boys, Dan, EVERYONE will suffer, like you said!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[TeachIT]

Rough night so Elle is feeling “speedy” at at West coast kids. And WORKING IT for that sponsorship. I hope they ignore her forever.

Name hint, BABY B.

I’m thinking Braylee, Bailey, etc


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Margie]

We all knew it would start with a B. My vote is for Braely because she’s a narcissist, so it would fit the bill.

Fuck me, her instastories, at the end when she says that ugly ass blanket is “SOO beautiful” ugh! The tone of her voice is oozing with phoniness. I can’t even handle the “it girl” she’s dying to become. She’s so fake and cheesy! I too, hope that WKK forever ignores her plea’s for sponsorship. I mean, let’s be honest, she’s already sponsoring them for free, why would they pay her now?!