2011YearsUntilTheMove | 2011Teenagemom | Part 50

[Resting_Bitch_Face]

I mean her channel name is 2012teenagemom. Lol Pretty obvious that wasn’t how things went!

That entire thing was disgusting, lol. Like, it's not your anniversary Vanessa, no one wants to see all that!

Seriously. It was his bday, right? Definitely awkward and totally extra to post all those pictures of those 2 sucking face. Yuck

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It’s so painfully obvious Vanessa forces him into it those longing stares and ridiculous poses. She’s tryna act like they’re so in love and can’t keep their hands off each other, when in reality David is only with her for the kids and he’s a man child that can’t do anything for himself.

[brokenrecord]

Man, she looked a lot healthier in all of those pics. Bet we won't being seeing any new pics like this anytime soon. Her with her non-existent hair, and scabs and him with his porn-stache.

[Dumbledore]

It’s funny that her nose is so obviously photoshopped in certain pictures and is not in others. Does she even have the original unedited versions anymore? Because I’ve seen her hang up the photoshopped pics around her house if she was ok with her nose now she would use the originals.

[gemmie]

It’s funny that her nose is so obviously photoshopped in certain pictures and is not in others. Does she even have the original unedited versions anymore? Because I’ve seen her hang up the photoshopped pics around her house if she was ok with her nose now she would use the originals.

Not to defend Vanessa or anything, but my nose totally curves down like that when I do the kissy face. Sounds weird, but it might just be that. I have a super flexible button nose. Lol


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[Resting_Bitch_Face]

It’s funny that her nose is so obviously photoshopped in certain pictures and is not in others. Does she even have the original unedited versions anymore? Because I’ve seen her hang up the photoshopped pics around her house if she was ok with her nose now she would use the originals.

Not to defend Vanessa or anything, but my nose totally curves down like that when I do the kissy face. Sounds weird, but it might just be that. I have a super flexible button nose. Lol


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Yea well in this case Vanessa totally did photoshop it. A while back she clearly edited her nose on the thumbnail of a video & it looked completely different than the actual video

[gemmie]

It’s funny that her nose is so obviously photoshopped in certain pictures and is not in others. Does she even have the original unedited versions anymore? Because I’ve seen her hang up the photoshopped pics around her house if she was ok with her nose now she would use the originals.

Not to defend Vanessa or anything, but my nose totally curves down like that when I do the kissy face. Sounds weird, but it might just be that. I have a super flexible button nose. Lol


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Yea well in this case Vanessa totally did photoshop it. A while back she clearly edited her nose on the thumbnail of a video & it looked completely different than the actual video

Ah gotcha, my mistake. So fucking weird to photoshop it.


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[Dumbledore]

It’s funny that her nose is so obviously photoshopped in certain pictures and is not in others. Does she even have the original unedited versions anymore? Because I’ve seen her hang up the photoshopped pics around her house if she was ok with her nose now she would use the originals.

Not to defend Vanessa or anything, but my nose totally curves down like that when I do the kissy face. Sounds weird, but it might just be that. I have a super flexible button nose. Lol


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Yea well in this case Vanessa totally did photoshop it. A while back she clearly edited her nose on the thumbnail of a video & it looked completely different than the actual video

[Resting_Bitch_Face]

Not to defend Vanessa or anything, but my nose totally curves down like that when I do the kissy face. Sounds weird, but it might just be that. I have a super flexible button nose. Lol


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Yea well in this case Vanessa totally did photoshop it. A while back she clearly edited her nose on the thumbnail of a video & it looked completely different than the actual video

Lmfaoo thank you

[laurasleaf]

In Vanessa's latest Instagram story of them singing happy birthday to David, she literally has Lilly wearing a bib. What the hell.
That seems absurd to me.

[Dumbledore]

In Vanessa's latest Instagram story of them singing happy birthday to David, she literally has Lilly wearing a bib. What the hell.
That seems absurd to me.

Why are they even still carrying bibs around? Charlie is getting a little big for bibs too..
Then again, he still uses a binky sooooo I guess they just do whatever is easiest. Vanessa said they would take it away at 2.5 and he turns 2.5 this month.

[gemmie]

Not to defend Vanessa or anything, but my nose totally curves down like that when I do the kissy face. Sounds weird, but it might just be that. I have a super flexible button nose. Lol


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Yea well in this case Vanessa totally did photoshop it. A while back she clearly edited her nose on the thumbnail of a video & it looked completely different than the actual video

Holy shit! What in tarnation? Ok, I completely take back my previous comment.


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[lulahebe]

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[Dumbledore]

What the fuck??? She's so fucking weird
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RIP their hairlines

[N0tR3a11yH3r3]

What the fuck??? She's so fucking weird

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David looks like he’s mid exorcism. Demons out!!!

[storeynyx]

The way she edited that video montage on her IG stories makes it seem like her and David did all these things and were engaged and married long before they had kids...
I mean, it’s obvious she wishes things had gone that route but you don’t have to lie about it. We all know the sequence of events. All they did before lily came along was graduate HS and take an excessive amount of pics of them making out lol

Lily was just a practice run. Doesn’t count...


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[Sparklingdee]

2011ExcusesNotToHaveMyKids

[Resting_Bitch_Face]

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[LordoftheSnark]

Lol is Vanessa alive?

[nutbagmcgee]

One thing I noticed the other day is that she and David are driving the minivan, and she posted a picture today on Facebook of Charlie in the minivan. Did something happened to her crappy Ford?

[princesseggbert]

Was probably leased, and now Bitchney has a suburban, she needs to outdo her by getting something better.

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