THREAD CREDIT: tieruhhlynn
Previously:
- They finally moved into their new home in Virginia
- She had Lily stay back with her mom and KC so she could finish school- I mean, the move was delayed almost 2 years, why couldn’t they wait another week or two? What would they have done if they closed on their original date? Keep Lilly in NC with Nona for over a month? Wow, priorities V!
- She never uploads!! Like, ever! Over the last month, she’s uploaded 6 videos, and most, if not all, were required to go up due to a brand deal.
- 3 of those vlogs were from their trip to Punta Cana. She, like always, acted like a major weirdo parading around her “high class” Au Pair. Bc isn’t that what rich ppl do, take their nanny on luxury vacations to take care of the kids?
- She also uploaded their long awaited moving vlog...that no one seemed to really care about. She’s been hyping up this move since David joined the military; saying places like Japan, South Korea, and Europe were an option. But, they got Virginia, and people have lost interest after finding out she was only moving 6 hours away from home. Which doesn’t seem like a big deal since she’s been driving back and forth almost every weekend. We were all really hoping she was going to have to FINALLY cut the cord and learn to stand on her own 2 feet! Not have Nona around to drop the kids off when she wants to go play carefree teenager. However, she prop wouldn’t have moved if that was the case. Hmm, what if they were able to go to South Korea while David was stationed there, but V declined and blamed it on the military?
- She currently has: 2 cats, 1 dog, and 5 Guinea Pigs. Yes, I said FIVE! All males too. Wait, come to think of it, I think all her pets are males! No wonder her house smells like a zoo! Male animals love to mark, esp if they aren’t properly trained. Supposedly, when she was doing all that “research” on Guinea Pigs, she must have missed the chapter about getting all males, bc they’ll eventually fight! A lot! Now, she wants to exchange a few for some females. Yeah, bc that’s what she needs, a bunch of babies running around! (I literally can not roll my eyes hard enough! Something is wrong with her!)
- What would a recap be without some of Banessa’s family drama? Am I right? According to V, there’s major issues bc her Peru family is trying to ice her mom out of her inheritance. They feel like she doesn’t deserve as much as them bc she wasn’t there to help at the end. V was irate, and thought the best way to show how angry she was, is to make a video blasting her mom’s family. Yeah, bc that’s going to help things. Maybe it’s her dumb “exposed” videos that are creating all this drama in the first place! I mean, she literally accused someone in her family last year of possibly molesting her. (She didn’t exactly say those words, but that’s what she was trying to imply. Along with saying they were “mean” to her.) I know that still doesn’t make it ok to treat her mom bad, but her daughter did blast them over the internet, several times. My Dad would have cut off all contact with me if I ever did that to his family. There’s just certain things that should be kept private, but V is too immature to realize that. She better hope Lily doesn’t expose her in 12 years for being an absolute piece of shit mom. Karma does have a way of coming back around.
- Speaking of Lily, she’s doing great! KC has really been such a huge blessing in their life. It’s too bad golden boy ChaR Lee still isn’t potty trained tho. They started, but when V had to take over while KC was staying with Lily in NC, she gave up. Put him right back in diapers and stuck the pacifier in his mouth. Which, btw, has already majorly messed up his teeth! Who cares about that tho, the second he whines, V’s over it.
- It doesn’t look like she hunts for Rae Dunn anymore. Or she’s at least not posting about it. Maybe the whole “400 pieces” of crap they had to move, helped her realize what a hoarder she’s turned into. Or...maybe David is back to controlling the finances after he realized how much debt they’re in.
- Ah KC, she’s supposed to be leaving in a matter of weeks. I believe they said July? That is, if V doesn’t extend her stay...again! As much as we all want to see how V does without her, I think we can all agree that it’s going to be absolutely devastating on those kids. Yeah, V‘s around, but KC has been way more of a mother figure to them than she has. Even when KC has days off, V pawns the kids off on her mom or brings them over to where KC is. Major lines were crossed in this boss/employee relationship. It’s too bad KC didn’t get to enjoy America as an Au Pair for a regular family. I doubt her other host mom would have wanted to go out partying with her every weekend like the scab did.
Ok, I think we’re all caught up! It’s been awhile since our last thread. Like I said, she really doesn’t post much. Unless she has a brand deal, or someone’s sick in the hospital, she rarely uploads. And, when she does, it’s usually week’s old footage that no one cares about anymore. Like, this week, she said she was going to “upload everyday besides Sat & Sun,” it’s Thursday and there’s still no video. Pathetic!
Does KC end up leaving? Will V lose her shit? Does she manage to start posting more now that she’s back with David? How many times does she drop the kids off at Nona’s in NC. And....will she ever cut off that ugly af mullet?
Find out now! 
