THREAD CREDIT: JosieJosieJosie
Previously
Podcast is over, Kickass has launched, and we’re hours away from the trashiest YT wedding, ever! You ready to recap? Let’s go!
Wow, the shortest running podcast in history goes to, BAYTS!! Yep, that’s right, all that money spent on an office/apt, 4 microphones, new computer, desk, etc- right down the drain. What was it? 4 episodes? All of them directly related to the stuff discussed here and their supposed “haters.”
It’s pretty clear BAYTS was created as an outlet to discuss stuff that bothered them, without it being too obvious that, yes, Karen, really DOES care! She cares A LOT! However, it doesn’t sound like their podcast will be missed with their shitty audio, and constantly talking over one another. They’ll probably “relaunch” tho, especially since we’re talking about it and they always have to prove us wrong. They should call it, Be A Shitty Podcaster They Said! Moving on as quickly as they did...hey y’all, Karen has her own company!! She’s worked “really hard” on it, and she’s the “hardest working mama in the world!” We all must have different definitions of “working hard” bc finding some basic water bottle, slapping an “old” label on it, and up-selling by 4x’s, doesn’t really seem that “hard” to me. But, what do I know? It’s not like she’s a, idk, doctor, astronaut, lawyer, executive, scientist, KYRA, or an actual homemaker that raises her OWN kids! Those ppl, and you mama’s on this thread, work harder in a day, than K does all year! I honestly would be shocked if she spent more than an hour start to finish on this release. Ffs, she couldn’t even order the right boxes to keep the shipping costs as low as possible.I mean, the cost of shipping your product is the 2nd thing you do! If not the first! What, did she think Amazon Prime was going to take care of it? Her incompetence blows me away. It’s just a shame that her minions have to pay the price.
Everything about the Kickass launch was a joke! Then, instead of troubleshooting issues or fixing the terrible spelling errors on her website, Karen was “busy” deleting negative comments on IG. What a great business owner, huh! Can’t even take legitimate criticism! Yeah, this company’s going no where. She’ll move on to her next “greatest idea” by Suh-in’s first birthday. I’d say she’d make this venture a priority since she’s spent all that money on the trademark and IG handle, but, this is what she does. Pours a bunch of money into things, then gives up with the attention runs dry. Same thing she‘s done with her kids.
Speaking of kids, these idiots literally bought their TODDLERS, bunk beds!! Queen. Size. Bunk. Beds!
Even ppl in the comments were blown away. Not only did they buy bunk beds, they’ve decided to put their 24lb 2yr old on the top bunk, bc Bratson wanted the bottom. How difficult would it have been to say, “no, Jackson, Landon is TOO SMALL to be on the top bunk!” Ffs, be a freaking parent!! I wish I could accurately explain how terrible these bunk beds are, but you have to see it to believe it. Just picture bunks you’d see in a dorm or prison...that’s them. Let’s not forget about the ceiling fan that is literally on the top bunk. The kids can grab it, or turn it on very easily! They said they were going to take it down, but they haven’t yet. Surprise, surprise. Unfortunately, they’re not going to learn their lesson until one of those boys gets hurt. Disgusting! Omg, Karen did a “boudoir” shoot!
She’s claiming the pics are Khoa’s wedding present...but they were 100% for her! Which is fine! Just be honest! Every woman, even a dirtbag like Keren, deserves to feel beautiful and special every now and then. It’s just too bad she didn’t take the time to wash her hair or put on some makeup. You see, the ONLY thing Karen cares about, is her weight! Nothing else matters! She could go a week without brushing her teeth, taking a shower, or washing her face, but if her scale says 102lbs, she thinks she’s the shit! I wish she‘d realize the scale isn’t that important. Yeah, she weighs 102lbs, but she looks terrible! The fact that she thinks she’s qualified to give out any advice, let alone fitness, makes me sick. It’s called FITness! Girl, you are not FIT! Go drink some water from your 3000ml bottle; bc you look extremely dehydrated! It’s official, the trashiest wedding/YT convention, is less than a day away. Looks like Khoa isn’t going anywhere. Tbh, they deserve each other. Khoa has shown, especially lately, that he’s just as terrible and vile as she is. Only he knows how to hide it better. Although it sounds like a clusterfuck, I’m sure the wedding will be decent with Nonni doing all the planning. (I mean, she did retire to plan their wedding, right?) The whole “2 weeks without vlogging,” is what I’m really excited about! “Guys, it’s an end of an ERROR!” Yes, girl, you’re right, this has all been one major error! Idk, I really think this could have lasting effects on their channel. Consistency is all they really have! Without daily vlogs, how many ppl are really going to tune in to watch them flaunt their wealth, shop at Target, and here “my turn” a million times? One can only hope, right?
I don’t know about you guys, but I am so excited about this trashy wedding!! Do they end up getting rained out? Does the chicken & waffle buffet, and afternoon pool party, turn out just as cringey as we all expected? Will Karen’s bowling ball boobs fall out of her $13,000 stripper dress(es)? Find out now!
It’s the KKandBabyJ wedding special!
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