dazzled wrote:Why the fuck is she getting invited by Hyundai...
Please, allow me to theorize:
One day in the magical land of denial and materialism, a thumb man was looking at his wife’s bank account and noticed her shopping sprees were buck wild and the money was drying up.
Said thumb man suggests searching for car sponsorships, because he is the man of the house and what he says goes. Ramen head goes along because she’s got the personality of a cardboard box with no mind or will of her own.
Thumb man sits down to compose a mass email to many, or just one, car launching/festival/whatever.
Email is as follows:
“To whom it may concurn:
I wanted to introduce myself, my name is Brittany and I have a YouTube channel called britneyandbaby. We have nearly half a million subscribers and by partnering with us, your new launch could be exsposed to an additional almost half a million people!
In exschange I am only asking for a free stay and a fee of_________.
We would really really love to partner with you and your amazing brand, and feel it would be benefi$ial for all involved.
Yurs trewly,
Brittany and Frank Morrow”
PR rep at said car company sees half a million subscribers, sees $$$$$$ and nothing else, and accepts their offer.
Then thumb man and ramen head go on another spend spree for this new trip, even though she went on a shopping spree for DR and then for Florida.
Fin.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
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