The Lindquists

[okaythatlldo]

Remember, guys! The more Elle reiterates a point to us, she’s really just trying to convince herself that what she’s saying is true. Every time she says she’s not trying to lose weight etc it’s a fucking lie, it’s at the forefront of her mind every goddamn second. Otherwise why would she bring it up at all??

I’ve never discussed my postpartum body with anyone other than my close friends. It’s nobody else’s business, but Elle makes it everyone’s business because she’s a bloody narcissist. She doesn’t love herself in one area, so she says all the right things in order to get love/validation from her audience.


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It’s my favorite when she pretends like she’s only posting her body for us FANS “because people want to know/see” — bitch are you crazy? Literally no one cares except you! You post to get validation, compliments, and praise.


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YES! She has to pretend she’s so adored and that this content is highly requested. More manipulation and lies to justify sharing content that she knows will bring her the validation she craves. She also said SHE finds that content interesting, I’m assuming she means when she watches other youtubers. I’m also assuming that means she’s comparing her postpartum body to others. Just like she ranks births. But she’s just here to live in the moment, people!

Can’t wait for the one month nursing update in approximately six months’ time.


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[Vincere]

What's with her profile from FamousBirthdays?
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/ ... quist.html
Did she write it herself as a "how I would want to be"?

About
YouTube family vlogger who is known for her self-titled channel. She has gained popularity there for documenting her daily family life as a mother to two young boys alongside her husband Dan.

Before Fame
She began her YouTube channel on March 8, 2012. She posted her first video there the next day.

Trivia
She has amassed more than 1.6 million subscribers to her YouTube channel. One of her most popular videos, "EMOTIONAL LIVE BIRTH VLOG | NATURAL UNMEDICATED WATER BIRTH!," has earned more than 11 million total views.

Family Life
She documented her pregnancy with her second son, Cohen, with regular vlog check-ins.

Associated With
She and fellow YouTuber Ellie Mecham are both known for being the matriarchs of family vlogging channels.

[SuperchicDeadpool]

She has amassed more than 1.6 million subscribers to her YouTube channel.

...wat?


Did she write that page herself?

[okaythatlldo]

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[Seriouslysweetie]

Nobody wants to see your postpartum check ins Elle. Why does she think that is even worth to make a dedicated video on? It really shows that she has 0 content she's working with. At best, viewers want to see how the Blankette is doing so that warrants a monthly check in for sure.

Re: Famous birthdays post above... either a fangirl wrote that or Elle. Why is she even on that site? I don't know if it's just me but the only Youtubers I consider as celebrities are the OG ones with more than 5 million subscribers like Shane Dawson.

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[cwm93]

Okay, we are a month post-birth and all she has done is present the same footage six different ways.

All she wants to do is capitalize off of those "buzz" words that people type in, and that get quick, superficial views, but it's doing a great disservice to her regular subscribers. Instead of trying to generate content for them, she's constantly trying to rope in fresh viewers. Personally, I'd hone in as best as possible to my core following (you know, the same 2k people who watch her videos every day) and push out content that they want to see. New subscribers are fickle, but people who have stuck with this mess for years (myself included)? We do not want to see the same boring, tired, recycled ideas.

Once again, stop trying to do what everyone else is doing (or what you THINK you should be doing based on what you've seen other, more successful Youtubers do) and just create the content that feels authentic and you content want to produce. You can tell half the time that her passion isn't always behind what she's pushing out, she's trying to jump on a trend that someone else has found success in. Elle, find your own success - no matter how small or trivial it may be - and go with that. STOP trying to be the best at everything and STOP forcing out content to keep up with channels that are light years ahead of you.

[TeachIT]

First, if she wrote that about herself she’s more delusional than I though. Matriarch? Jfc.

Second, her instastories introduce her start of post partum weight loss. Is she 8 weeks now? Because her video said she was waiting until 8 weeks to worry about that.


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[Margie]

For someone who doesn’t want to bounce back... she sure seems obsessed with it! Her postpartum body is legit the only shit she has posted about today. This woman is delusional.

[Seriouslysweetie]

I love how she is avoiding the general #bounceback words like fitness, weight loss etc. Instead she called it "The beginning of her postpartum journey" on her IG stories. It's the same thing but she's selling it differently because #bodypositivegoals is trendy and marketable.

Elle: "Guys! I really don't care if I bounce back as quickly this time. Not on priority list"

Also Elle: Posts about her postpartum body for 2 consecutive days both on YouTube and Instagram and asks viewers how often they want an update.

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[TeachIT]

I don’t even care if someone wants to bounce back. Cool. Own it.

I’m vain AF, I know I’ll never be pre-pregnancy size but I definitely want to lose a little pudge because none of my clothes fit! It’s normal. She’s all or nothing - either completely obsessed with measuring her body down to the quarter inch and posting every ounce of weight loss, OR “omg I’m sOoOoO body pos I don’t even care AT ALL”


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[Margie]

She 100% has a small stretch mark to the side of her belly button. I’ve noticed that spot in every post she makes so there is no way it’s indentation from her clothes

[okaythatlldo]

Yet another body post, this time with a nod to West End Mamas. I wonder how hard she’s going to ride this pelvic floor and diastasis recti train for attention.

Oh her vagina is ripped to shreds?? sO ReLaTaBLe. Why is she going on and on about her vag tears? Nobody cares, not even Dan, because he’s never putting his dick in it ever again. I hope she bought him a fleshlight for Father’s Day.

I have a frankenvag and nobody on this planet cares, not even me. Take your Tylenol and stool softeners and move on. NEXT!






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[ForeverGauc01]

Yet another body post, this time with a nod to West End Mamas. I wonder how hard she’s going to ride this pelvic floor and diastasis recti train for attention.

Oh her vagina is ripped to shreds?? sO ReLaTaBLe. Why is she going on and on about her vag tears? Nobody cares, not even Dan, because he’s never putting his dick in it ever again. I hope she bought him a fleshlight for Father’s Day.

I have a frankenvag and nobody on this planet cares, not even me. Take your Tylenol and stool softeners and move on. NEXT!






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Frankenvag I’m dying. Totally using this from now on


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[TeachIT]

Yet another body post, this time with a nod to West End Mamas. I wonder how hard she’s going to ride this pelvic floor and diastasis recti train for attention.

Oh her vagina is ripped to shreds?? sO ReLaTaBLe. Why is she going on and on about her vag tears? Nobody cares, not even Dan, because he’s never putting his dick in it ever again. I hope she bought him a fleshlight for Father’s Day.

I have a frankenvag and nobody on this planet cares, not even me. Take your Tylenol and stool softeners and move on. NEXT!






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Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love you


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[Notablogger]

Did she photoshop her latest insta pic? Her back looks really weird like you see her tattoo and it ends suddenly.

Also did you guys see the person who challenged her on her I’m not bouncing back but look how thin I am already post. I love it lol.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Thanks for pointing out the comments on Elle's latest post! People are seeing right through her. Love that she's getting called out. Someone also commented how her back looks photoshopped. That lump on her back was accidentally left there and the rest of it was erased!

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[TeachIT]

I saw the comment but couldn’t click the thread to read replies because I’m sure it’s her minions jumping in to the rescue

I totally missed the photoshop. I’ll have to go look!


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[okaythatlldo]

Her replies to the comments have me howling.

GREAT QUESTION!
aka: I better make myself sound completely over the top receptive and transparent so that the other person looks like an asshole when my trusty followers come to my rescue.

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ASK ME
aka: you’re a narcissist and I call BS

A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I GAINED VERY LITTLE
Who? Blind people? She got large and in charge, I think that was plainly obvious to anyone within a quarter mile radius.

I’M DIFFERENT NOW!
aka: I’ve been called out for scrubbing in the past so now I need to convince the world that I am REFORMED in order to keep my sham image intact. PEOPLE CAN CHANGE! I HAVE CHANGED!





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[Notablogger]

Also isn’t photoshopping a picture where she’s trying to
Prove shes not obsessed with regaining her thin frame kind of contradictory?

[TeachIT]

I want to like the photoshop comment so bad!!! But she’s legit so cutthroat she will block anyone who dares to even like it


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