THREAD CREDIT: Luci417
Previously on KKandTheTrashyWeddingDay,
Keren and Khoa finally tied the knot, and depart for their “SPONSoREd HoNEyMooN.” Plus we found out they are seriously behind on their taxes. Yes, it’s been an eventful week.
I guess we should start off with the rehearsal dinner; or was it just a regular dinner with friends? The decorations, bless sweet Nonni’s heart, were terrible. A few glass jars filled with tennis balls, and a cake that displayed the real Kern, dragging NoBalls around by the neck. The rehearsal dinner looked boring. KK spent more time on their phones, than they did with their guests. Elle Mills was the star, like usual. It was like she was a representative for the Loser Bitches club! Her annoyed faces and snide comments, were gold!
The BIG day, or shall I say, the BIG morning?
I’m not even sure how Keren was able to make her 10am ceremony, after all the drinks she had the night before. Maybe those diet pills counteract alcohol? Idk, if I drank half as much as she did, I would have been passed out until Monday. All the bridesmaids looked absolutely stunning in their long, elegant, black, gowns. Then, you had Keren, who looked a hot mess!! The dresses, wow, they were just as bad as we predicted. It was like her goal was to show as much leg and cleavage as possible! The fact that she paid $13,000 to look that cheap, blows my mind. Her hair was blah, and it didn’t even look like she was wearing any makeup. She literally looked the same on her wedding day, as she does every other day of the week.
We never got a closeup of the chicken & waffle bar, or the decorations. Everything looked pretty bare, and like they were told, “you got 2 hours, don’t make a mess!” After the reception, they headed out to the pool. Keren spent more time with Taylor, and her other girlfriends, chugging alcohol, than she spent with Khoa. If you haven’t seen the video of Keren taking shots, while wrapped in Taylor’s arms, check it out. You would have thought they were the newlyweds! The dinking continued the rest of the afternoon/evening until I assumed they passed out.
They’re on their vlogging hiatus right now, so we’re only able to go off their IG accounts. They left for their honeymoon in the Maldives, on Monday, I believe. It took them 2 days & 4 flights to get there bc they decided to save money and take a sponsorship trip. Thanks Aspyn! They had their layover in Doha, Qatar, as Khoa was kind enough to remind us, 50x’s. Yes, NoBalls, we get it, you’re in Doha, Qatar glued to your phone so you don’t have to talk to your new wife. Have fun! They’re literally the only couple that could make staying in an over-the-water villa, look boring.
Well, that’s it! That’s the wedding, reception and honeymoon! Are you jealous of their life? I’m not! We’ll have to see how things turn out in the coming months. Will there be a baby #4 announcement to resuscitate their channel? Do they go back to their podcast so they can address their “haters” talking about them not paying their taxes? (Btw, they’re months behind on their property taxes according to public docs in FL) Will LazyAss release anymore products, or was the cheap water bottle a one time thing? I mean, Nonni needs something to promote. You do hear she’s their new influencer, right?
Find out now!
Hopefully the craziness doesn’t follow us to this thread!
Btw, I love you guys! Thank you for always giving me fun things to read, and keeping me smiling throughout the day! We really are a great group! Loser bitches 4 life!! 
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and not to show it. So Keren can show that his first walk was to mummy as soon as she arrived back, because he missed her so much. 
....but you must admit, this is a really interesting topic! Never seen such a thing on this site before.
However, I can say 1 positive thing (yes didnt think that would be possible) and that is that she FINALLY put some normal captions on her last 2 IG posts, instead of those wanna-be-trendy-hip-cool captions that she copies off the internet. Hopefully it stays that way, I always cringe reading her captions
