The Lindquists

Unread post by **Nacholife** » Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:35 pm

Alexander Gater posted a week ago that she was going on a Target haul with Elle. #minimalist

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Unread post by **sunnyshine** » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:51 pm

I recently remembered the point in time where I stopped liking her so much, and it was flagged for me in the last video. I was really annoyed at the fact that she remodeled her less than 5 year old kitchen, that had absolutely nothing wrong with it. Maybe that's silly of me, but I just did not agree. There was no need.

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:26 am

sunnyshine wrote:I recently remembered the point in time where I stopped liking her so much, and it was flagged for me in the last video. I was really annoyed at the fact that she remodeled her less than 5 year old kitchen, that had absolutely nothing wrong with it. Maybe that's silly of me, but I just did not agree. There was no need.

The best part is that the kitchen looked way better before

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Unread post by **TeachIT** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:46 am

I didn’t even watch today’s video but even just her Instagram highlights of it “mommy loves target” —- SUPER minimalist, Elle.

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Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:00 am

Blame it on the preggo hormones, but seeing Brighton snuggled up to Dan and falling asleep made me feel some extremely strong feels lol. How Elle can even stay focused on the vlog when presented with that is beyond me. I didn't get to experience the whole partner thing with my first so I might be a bit sensitive to it, but just OMG the sweetness! I might have gotten a little choked up.

Unread post by **Skinnie** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:21 am

11:08-14:10. Just wow.

Unread post by **Notablogger** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:54 am

TeachIT there is so much material for you to review in today’s videos. tons. Come back

Unread post by **toothfairy75** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:29 am

I had to mute the singing to blankette parts of the video and I was still cringing. what the hell. I feel sorry for that baby.

Unread post by **TeachIT** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:38 am

Notablogger wrote:TeachIT there is so much material for you to review in today’s videos. tons. Come back

Now I’m excited

I’ll watch/cringe on the flight home tonight.

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Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:43 am

For anyone who have seen the The Office, Elle reminded me of Jan singing to her baby in today's video

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Unread post by **toothfairy75** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:48 am

Seriouslysweetie wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:43 am For anyone who have seen the The Office, Elle reminded me of Jan singing to her baby in today's video

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OMG exactly like Jan!!!

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:13 pm

All I can say is WOW. Someone has achieved PEAK DUMB. With every word that came out of her mouth, it just got worse and worse! What a fucking idiot.

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Unread post by **BeepBoop28** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:36 pm

The whipping cream sounds like full on gloating. She always moves from needing constant pity and attention to full on gloating once a hurdle she’s passed no longer applies to her - some examples: infertility, c-section, and nursing. Without even realizing it, she manages to insult the people who found her channel because they had those things in common with her.

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This 100%.

Even her shout out to her expensive - and currently hip - nanit monitor. We get it - DAN makes enough money for you to afford expensive things.

Or her hate on for amazon prime days - which was trending due to the poor conditions workers experience - but she claims it’s the minimalist in her. Then mentions 3 different amazon purchases she JUST made and her upcoming target haul. How about her ‘retail therapy’ where she went to West Coast Kids?

She has 2 other kids who both got passports young. She’s either a literal idiot or she’s making shit up for content.

Unread post by **Nacholife** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:36 pm

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Elle wearing a green romper

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Unread post by **Nacholife** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:49 pm

I’m positive this is the website Elle was talking about that she got “scammed” from... I don’t think calling it a scam is fair because she willingly sent the payment. A legit company will email her the application to be filled out, etc She’s just an idiot for agreeing to pay for their services. I wonder if she’ll admit that it is a legit company or if she’ll just say “they refunded me the money”.

It clearly states at the top it’s not a government website and there’s no “.gov” ending on their web page.

This is not NEWBORN MOMMY BRAIN. This is Elle being Elle...

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Unread post by **TeachIT** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 6:45 am

RECAP: (fakest) REAL DAY FOR A SAHM OF THREE WHOLE CHILDREN

Elle starts the video by pretending to step on a lego. Give me a fucking break.

Dan has the boys so she isn’t even parenting. Forde is getting migraines (poor kid, my head would hurt too if I had to put with with Elle’s shit on the regular)

CRINGE singing and baby talk. Holy. Hell. Does she think it’s cute?

omg I am dying of second hand embarrassment.

Minimalist Elle wants to take baby to target because ELLE LOVES TARGET.

Minimalist Elle bought a bunch of new lights from amazon and ikea to replace her perfectly fine working lights because ELLE HAS AESTHETIC. (I wonder if the new lights were ethically made at ikea...?)

Dans trying to cuddle baby, Elle makes him stop to do chores. Also complains that Blankette is sleeping and Elle wants to do passport photos. HOW DARE SHE INTERRUPT ELLES TARGET HAUL!

Not everything gone done that day and Elle gives us a pep talk about how that’s ok, while looking like an aging shrew. Or ferret? I prefer fat Elle because now that she’s anorexic again she’s definitely taking on a rodent look.

“Took me all day to fill out passport stuff it’s so much, confusing and so overwhelming!”
“I got scammed by a company that helps you fill out passport paperwork, idk why anyone would need help it’s so easy to get a passport”

Elle stores clean laundry on the floor. Which honestly shocks the fuck out of me. Not in a laundry basket, not on the bed, she dumps on the floor and leaves it overnight. I’m trying not to be judgey but I’m surprise that the CLEANING GURU can be such a trashy college student sometimes.

Montage of her folding laundry. Fascinating.

Elle sings a song for us about her precious baby girl farting. Cringe. Whoever compared to Jan in the office was spot on!!

Make sure you like and subscribe BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP

maybe she’s pregnant again

please Jesus no

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Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:47 pm

TeachIT wrote:RECAP: (fakest) REAL DAY FOR A SAHM OF THREE WHOLE CHILDREN

Elle starts the video by pretending to step on a lego. Give me a fucking break.

“Took me all day to fill out passport stuff it’s so much, confusing and so overwhelming!”
“I got scammed by a company that helps you fill out passport paperwork, idk why anyone would need help it’s so easy to get a passport”

My two favourite parts of the recap! The LEGO thing was SO FAKE and I’m still laughing about her passport chaos a full day later. She’s so bloody stupid.

Also, today is her 6 year anniversary with Dan. She’s drinking wine again. Anyone notice how much she seems to be posting herself drinking lately? The only part of her IG stories about her anniversary that actually involved Dan was a few seconds of him wrenching open takeout containers with his head chopped out of the shot. The rest of it was about the baby.

And then her post on IG - “he doesn’t have social media, so I won’t say anything ‘to him’ here....” HI ELLE I guess you agree with us that we think you’re a shitty person when you write these long and involved emotional letters to your kids who can’t even read, purely for the likes. Or maybe you just don’t care enough about him to spend the time, and that’s your reasoning so that you still come off looking good!

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Unread post by **zelda2011** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:09 pm

Btw why does she look so different in her weddings photos, and any photos from that time. Her face is completely different, maybe particularly the eye shape. Botox?

Unread post by **Margie** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:21 pm

My favourite part about her anniversary IG photo caption is that fact that she walked down an “isle”

What a fucking idiot. This shit is obviously why she isn’t a teacher anymore!

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Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:53 am

Happy anniversary, I didn’t think it would last but here we are

The ever romantic poet everyone - Elle

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