The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[BeepBoop28]

Well - she did mention the protein in the first ad implying it was a good source of protein...

[okaythatlldo]

I feel like the thread title should be about TEA since she’s always obnoxiously sipping on tea in her MORNING ROUTINE AS A BUSY WORKING SAHM OF 3.

Tea With Elle Lindquist
Spill the Tea: Elle Lindquist Edition

I dunno. Maybe someone else can be more clever haha.



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[okaythatlldo]

Okay so I just went to the Breyers post. The one Elle replies to in the screenshots above is no longer in the comments thread. The other comment about dairy farmers is still there but no responses to it. Not sure if that’s just how my feed is presenting or if other people are able to see them??


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[cwm93]

I totally agree. She needs to pick a lane and drive it until she runs out of road.

Yesterday I was packing a lunch for my kid and thought I should ramp up the creativity a bit. Where would I go for information and inspiration. I don’t want Pinterest-perfect Instagram-worthy lunches. I want to see a realistic week or month in school lunches and also see what the kids actually ate. YouTube would be a great avenue for this.

Why isn’t Elle doing this type of content? These are the things she needs to be doing in order to appeal to her own demographic. Cleaning videos and reviews of products 99.9% of her viewers have no need for/cannot afford/would never purchase is valuable to almost nobody. Showing more of her dog is valuable to nobody. Give us actual original content.

A week of freezer meals
Tried and true instant pot meals
School lunches
Realistic back to school wardrobe
How to build a weekly schedule for the SAHM with planned activities

Last year and the year before, she was doing summer bucket lists and winter bucket lists. They’d write down a whole bunch of different activities and do them all throughout the summer. Amazing idea. She needs more valuable shit that people can realistically apply to their daily lives without clicking a goddamn affiliate link.

Watching someone clean doesn’t empower me at all. Rocking a week of school lunches - and on budget? Just call me Wonder Woman.

You’re welcome for the ideas, Elle! I hope you use them!


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I've frequently thought this when she posts her videos. Even things like "What I Got My Kids For _____" or "What I Got My Husband For _____" videos would generate some decent traffic into her channel. I watch all types of those videos. They are great for ideas and could even be a chance for her to get sponsors/free stuff sent to her.

If she stopped trying to make everything (literally every. single. solitary. thing.) fit with her aEsThetIc then I think she'd find the channel would do so much better. To whoever said her style was dorm room chic (or something like that) - you literally hit it spot on. I could not figure out what about it irked me. And it is her attempting to have this chic, sleek, minimalist lifestyle, but it doesn't work.

Videos like the ones suggested above with school lunches, SAHM schedule, and relatable kid content would definitely revive her channel. I don't think she has it in her, though. Elle is going to push this washed out "brand" until she believes it herself. Wish she would throw up a decent poll for her viewers to see what they want. I don't want to watch a review on a Snoo - I don't care if that thing burps, changes, feeds, and soothes my baby for me. At $1200+, there is never a scenario in Hell that I would be purchasing it.

[Margie]

You guys! I’ve missed you! I had pages to catch up on here... and a new thread!

I have to be honest, I haven’t watched any of her recent content. I’ve been relying on her instastories because I literally cannot be bothered to watch her obnoxious baby content; It doesn’t apply to my life, and it’s the only thing she shares about. But I have noticed that she has been outrageously quiet on instastories ever since blankette arrived. I truly believe this is the slow unraveling of her sanity. I don’t think she can handle having 3 kids and maintaining her façade of having it all together, and instastories are real time, so I think that’s why she’s been absent. At least for YT she has full control and editing to make it look like she’s together.

I read the survey she has up and I just had to laugh. It’s just so obvious how desperate she is, and to any sane cognizant person, this is all the proof you need that her content isn’t genuine. She will literally do whatever the masses want, or say whatever the sponsors pay her to say. Elle, if you actually made genuine content that you believed in and were proud of, your channel would grow itself.

I have such a hard time even paying attention to her because she’s just so sad and pathetic, and it’s been pointed out to her so many times, and she just doesn’t want to help herself. At this point I almost feel bad gossiping about her. She is so helpless and pathetic, and at this point in her life, I feel that this is going to be the rest of her life. The best thing she could do, would be to hire a new therapist and quit YouTube. This is NOT the right career for her. You need to have a backbone, self confidence, values you stand firm in, some level of sanity and clear thoughts.... all things Elle doesn’t have..

But I’m still here to gossip! Her dumpster fire of a life is too much fun lol!

[TeachIT]

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This is sad to me.

Look at poor Cohen, trying to have a genuine moment with his mama. Looking at her, just wanting her love.

Look at Elle, eyes closed, legs posed, hand up and camera ready. It isn’t about having a moment with her son, it’s about having a moment for Instagram/YT.

Maybe it’s because I’m pregnant, maybe it’s because I have sons very similar to Cohens personality, but it makes me so sad for this poor kid!


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[ForeverGauc01]

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This is sad to me.

Look at poor Cohen, trying to have a genuine moment with his mama. Looking at her, just wanting her love.

Look at Elle, eyes closed, legs posed, hand up and camera ready. It isn’t about having a moment with her son, it’s about having a moment for Instagram/YT.

Maybe it’s because I’m pregnant, maybe it’s because I have sons very similar to Cohens personality, but it makes me so sad for this poor kid!


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Sorry if anyone does this but I think kissing your kids on the lips is gross. And of course Elle would pose for it and put it on social media.
Cohen looks SO uncomfortable.


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[okaythatlldo]

The picture really bugged me too. I wonder how many takes they did before she finally found one she wanted to post. He definitely looks uncomfortable.


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[Skinnie]

Too much cringe-worthy content from Elle...I have not bothered with her content lately...I just come straight here for the goods.

[ForeverGauc01]

That huge ass romper on blankette looks ridiculous. All for aesthetic though.
I bought the same one for a photo shoot for my daughter. It’s not comfortable. It just looks pretty. But of course Elle has to sacrifice her kids comfort for looks.



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[Margie]

New Life update up. How fucking boring. It seems like everything she posts is an update. Sorry Elle, but I don’t think anyone is invested in your life enough to care for all of these stupid updates. Looking forward to the recap here!

[Margie]

Double post- sorry, not sorry. In instastories, it was so fucking difficult to watch her shove soothers into Blankette’s face for 5 minutes. That poor child. Even my husband said “Elle is so dumb. That kid doesn’t want that in her face!”

[toothfairy75]

YEAH! some kids don't take a paci and that is fine! Why is she forcing it???
And in today's video she mentioned she was worried about B not smiling AS A NEWBORN. that she is on a mommy group where people shared pictures of their newborns smiling. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??? how many kids do you have woman??? everyone knows, even people without kids I'd venture to say... that newborn smiles are not real smiles. What the actual F is going on with this woman.

[SuperchicDeadpool]

Elle with the GD pacifiers...just stop! Babies don't NEED artificial pacifiers, she's clearly content in all that time she spend forcing different ones in the baby's mouth. Hell, just because she's not taking one right this minute doesn't mean she will never take it.

Also, I CANNOT with the "using ME as a pacifier" thing like it's bad. Non-nutritive sucking SERVES A PURPOSE. Jaw and palate development, muscle building, SUPPLY building, and god-forbid her child just want to find some comfort from her mother. Elle, pacifiers are meant to replace YOU, not the other way around.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Pacifiers are so aEsThEtIc that Elle has to force them upon Blankette. Poor child is content with Elle's boobs but that's not good enough for Elle.

So not interested in watching her boring stuff anymore. This thread is more entertaining. She does a big YouTube survey appearing that she wants to do more content that matters, yet all she spits out are life updates and day in a life vlogs.

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[Margie]

You guys!!!! If you listen to podcasts, check out “the shrink next door” this shit is like Elle’s fucking therapist!

[TeachIT]

I can’t recap her 2 month update. It was too boring. Like ... insanely boring. But here’s a couple notes:

She won’t be sharing her weight anymore. But she hasn’t lost any. She isn’t working out or eating healthy.

She is obsessed with Blankette and shows a love and kindness to her that’s I’ve never seen with the boys.

She loves singing to her and thinks we love it to so will be sharing more of it.

Blankette is gaining weight and basically a normal baby. She drones on about boring normal baby stuff. Completely uninspiring and not even vaguely interesting.

Elle looks beat the hell up. I can’t tell if it’s her terrible makeup, bad lighting, or what? But she looks horrible.

For someone with 3 kids, it’s strange that Elle is so awkward holding Blankette. It’s like she doesn’t know how to hold a baby.

She says her channel is stagnant and will be revamping with a channel update soon.



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[TeachIT]

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[ForeverGauc01]

She always looks bad without her glasses. It really accentuates her botched eye bag surgery and her wondering eye.


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[SuperchicDeadpool]

Some very atypical color saturation in that video, too. I think it looks just as bad as her normal editing, but good on her for trying a new filter