I had some free time this afternoon, so I decided to do a vlog recap. Seriously, wtf was I thinking? They have to be some of the worst vloggers on YT. I can’t stand KK, but at least they breakup their mundane life with clips of the kids or family and friends. Ffs, Trash and Justine are NOT interesting. Like, at all!
- They start off with Trash coming home from swim lessons. (Wait, wasn’t Emma sick?) She grabs her out of the car, and puts her down on the concrete. To walk. BAREFOOT! How hard is it to put shoes on your baby? Like, don’t get me wrong, their house is probably just as dirty as their driveway, but come on!
- Tomorrow is her last b/c pill before she starts her estrogen. Does that make sense? Wasn’t she just late?
- She has an ultrasound on Friday that her mom is taking her to. Of course! Who’s going to hold the camera for the dramatic thumbnail? Not Justine, he’ll be too busy getting high! J/k Well, maybe!
- Justina is laughing bc he told his sister to come get her shit before it ends up on the curb. Great brother! I mean, it’s not like they don’t have room in that landfill they’re currently living in.
- That started the conversation that “they will only talk about once!” They’re claiming ppl are leaving comments telling them to stop “rushing!” Umm...bitch where?? Every comment on their vlogs is positive. Every. Single. One! And, you know why, bc Trash has her comments set to “approve first.” So, yes, I’m sure ppl are commenting that, but she’s deleting them right away.
- Trash goes on to say that several of their friends have 3-4 kids. Yeah, but do they have, idk, JOBS??? It’s a little different having kids close in age if you have the financial means to support them. Which, you currently do NOT. (I know they have friends locally, but I also think she’s including her YT “friends” like KK, OK, and Aaryn. When are they going to realize that they’re not in the same class as those ppl? And they’ll NEVER be!)
- Justine is an idiot! Who the f says that their sibling is “27 months” older? You mean, just over 2 years?? He’s so weird!
- Justine complains that they don’t have paper towels or ice, so he’s going to pick them up with he goes to get his car washed. He said it’s been over 6 months bc the last time was when he was working! LOL!
- Trash tells him he should wash HER car instead. He says not today bc it’s just, “sO MuCH wOrK!” Ok, so I’m thinking he’s going to a place where he does it himself....NOPE!!! He literally went to an automated car wash!!
Yes, he spent 8 mins vacuuming out the front, but you’ve got to be kidding me! He couldn’t go grab Trash’s car and run her’s through too? What a lazy, piece of shit! I *almost* feel sorry for her being married to such a pathetic piece of trash. But, then I remember she treats him like shit, so maybe they’re just about equal.
- Emma got a new toy! She got 3 plastic cups! And an Ariel Barbie, bc, you know, she’s like, “totally oBSeSSeD with The Little Mermaid!” Tattoo coming soon!
- Guess what’s for dinner? PIZZA!! Trash said it’s “too hot to run the oven!” Oh, ok, so the oven is the only way you can cook dinner? Ffs, I thought she was “getting her body ready for the transfer?” Eating out and drinking liquid sugar ain’t it, Sis!
- She drives by her mom’s house and says literally the best comment, “Idk if you know, but my mom’s house is the same as ours but it was beautiful bc she did a good job taking care of it.” WHAT?? Shouldn’t that tell you something? It’s not the house, dumbass! It’s the PEOPLE LIVING IN IT!! Wow, she just totally exposed herself and didn’t even realize it!
- She gets home and tells Justine that someone taped something to the garage door. Justine, all huffing and puffing, “that’s why ppl shouldn’t go through other ppl’s mailboxes!” He literally has no f-ing clue what he’s talking about. But, go on, keep making yourself look like an idiot!
All in all, that shit was terrible. I have no idea how they get any views. I almost clicked out several times, but I wanted to finish my recap. Please, don’t waste your time.
Why not just say "those comments bother me. We have our reasons. Please respect that." But of course, she's gotta act like a disgruntled teenager. 
