GQS| Double Butt, Greedy Gut, Clueless Mutts: Part 60

[gram3]

OMG vlog up about how to tell the girls apart. Trash starts with Indie & Esme. This is unbelievable. "If you look at their faces Indie has shorter hair. When their hair is down Indie's hair is shorter than Esme's, ah, they look a little different". First off when do they not have their hair in those painful hairstyles with all of those rubber bands AND Indie has always looked balding/losing hair from those styles and her diet of course.
This next one really made me angry. "Indie is my accident prone child and is always doing things she should not be doing and always getting hurt. She will have a few more scars on her than Esme does." I had to stop there for now.

I wish I could capture a picture of Indie's face when BitchFace was talking about her 'accident prone' child. Poor Indie.
Also, this confirms they can't even tell their children apart. She says by the length of their hair and one has more scars than the other. Oh Brother....
Esme better not get a hair cut any time soon, otherwise they will have to count scars.

Label them naughty (in vlog with Chubs) accident prone in their presence and Trash saying Indie was the sickest. Indie looked a little worried at that remark. Waddles and Ashley are dolts of the highest order. Have to say, Grandma and Hugsy seem pretty articulate. Faddy's biological dad must have muddied up the gene pool for him leaving him unable to speak in an intelligble manner. Or, more likely Faddy is just a freak of nature like a bad seed. Bashley is such a bimbo.

[gram3]

Esme always looks so done these days with everything. She’s wise that kid.

She'll be the one who wonders how she got dropped in that nuclear family of lunatics.

[Voodoofaerie6]

"Ummmm Indie has been horribly physically traumatized whereas Esme has been deeply emotionally traumatized. Indie's hair is shorter because when the Bison dropped her on her head onto the sharp edge of the vent at the airport it trimmed her hair straight off. She is sooo lucky that happened or we would have had to shave it hours after the accident when she was finally stitched up. Ummmm Indie is more accident prone because of her undisclosed disorders resulting in unequal limb length which has delayed her in many areas. She is devil-may-care in her actions because she knows we are never ever going to get her the physical therapy that she needs. Her awareness makes her a perpetual baby in many ways so we love to make funny of her neediness and whining.

Now our little Ezzie Bear; we have both neglected and singled her out to receive as much of our passive anger and outward hatred. This has left her for the most part emotionally flat. Occasionally her rage at us will boil over so we humiliate her in a big way to show her we don't give a fuck. To cause any undo attention upon us and she will pay the price when the cameras are off. Its working well because we have allowed all her copies to treat her according and we are all so happy to have her here as our little whipping girl. If you look at her in our early vlogs you will see how our neglect has completely altered her personality from a self assured child into an introvert where she will only feel safe to be herself when left completely alone....

Argh phone almost dead. Someone else will need to continue with our perferred copies and their trademark luscious hair.

Chubbs can tell the younger two apart easily because Scarlett is sly and sneaky and The Golden Child is emotional and loud and a leader.
All said in front of Scarlett

[OldCountry]

Esme always looks so done these days with everything. She’s wise that kid.

She'll be the one who wonders how she got dropped in that nuclear family of lunatics.

I think you are correct and she will escape with the least 'damage' than the others, but until then I hope she gives them a ton of shit everyday. She is smarter than them and she has a thought process going on in that little brain, they deserve whatever she has 'planned' for them. I envision, without issue, a big old FU from her when she finally has a place to go that feels safe.
Speaking of dropped...Poor Indie has regressed so much over the past couple of years. She will be the one who wonders why she was the one that always got dropped on her head and events not in her control to hurt her body, no fault of her own, but was told that it was. This will probably be with her for many years to come. Nice going Trashley, selfish asshole, misfit mother, oh and you too BuffaloHead with the DoubleButt body.
You two are just plain awful as human beings.

[gram3]

That bit about Indie being accident prone and whingy made my blood boil. She didn't suddenly fall from a height on her own at the airport. Fuckers. She didn't throw her self off the golf cart while it was speeding, fuckers. And maybe she's a little whiny because no fucker will listen to her. Fuckers.

And the Esme who you have always declared to be a bit slow ie swimming and not wanting to try large rides etc, yu know, wimps I think you said, is actually the most confident in herself. Stick that up your clackers fuckers.

Going slightly off topic... I had never heard the word “clackers” until today. I’m dying with laughter after googling. I am going to find a way to use it in conversation




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New insult: You clacker fucker! I don't even know if that works usage wise, but it sure sounds like a good barb.

[Veggies4lunch]

That bit about Indie being accident prone and whingy made my blood boil. She didn't suddenly fall from a height on her own at the airport. Fuckers. She didn't throw her self off the golf cart while it was speeding, fuckers. And maybe she's a little whiny because no fucker will listen to her. Fuckers.

And the Esme who you have always declared to be a bit slow ie swimming and not wanting to try large rides etc, yu know, wimps I think you said, is actually the most confident in herself. Stick that up your clackers fuckers.

Going slightly off topic... I had never heard the word “clackers” until today. I’m dying with laughter after googling. I am going to find a way to use it in conversation




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New insult: You clacker fucker! I don't even know if that works usage wise, but it sure sounds like a good barb.

Australian slang for anus!!


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[gram3]

Going slightly off topic... I had never heard the word “clackers” until today. I’m dying with laughter after googling. I am going to find a way to use it in conversation




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New insult: You clacker fucker! I don't even know if that works usage wise, but it sure sounds like a good barb.

Australian slang for anus!!


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Well, I guess that works. I would definitely be selective about using it. But it still sounds like a good, general all-purpose insult which I'm always looking for when I post about the ChubGrub(s). I love it, don't you just love it - StubbyHubby probably won't, okay secretly he probably would love it.

[Night lady]

Indies face is more long. Esme has the rounder face. I don't see it the way they described it at all, totally opposite.

I'll try to continue with the description of the girls and how to tell them apart...

**Scarlett has a stutter that we refuse to have evaluated because we want their image to be perfect. Evie has a completely crooked mouth and theres no way we will have a dentist fix it cuz its just too cute.
So stuttering scarley and crooked Evie. It's so cute!!**


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[Night lady]

Don't the girls just use book bags for pre school? maybe i'm remembering wrong and i can't be arsed to go back and check but if that's the case what's all the nonsense about back to school backpacks

Those big backpacks are just a nuisance for kids this young/small. More work for the teacher, IMO.

And they aren't even in real school yet. Preschool for only 3 days a week does not require a humongous backpack that will only be used once to carry stuffed animals and toys.

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[Veggies4lunch]

New insult: You clacker fucker! I don't even know if that works usage wise, but it sure sounds like a good barb.

Australian slang for anus!!


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Well, I guess that works. I would definitely be selective about using it. But it still sounds like a good, general all-purpose insult which I'm always looking for when I post about the ChubGrub(s). I love it, don't you just love it - StubbyHubby probably won't, okay secretly he probably would love it.

You crack me up gram3! You come up with the best names for the Grubs!


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[Ham Fried Rice]

I had to take a screenshot from today’s boring vlog. Seriously who laughs like this?

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[Howlin17]

I had to take a screenshot from today’s boring vlog. Seriously who laughs like this?

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[Howlin17]

I had to take a screenshot from today’s boring vlog. Seriously who laughs like this?

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Donkeys


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[ears]

I had to take a screenshot from today’s boring vlog. Seriously who laughs like this?

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[lmmomSD]

I had to take a screenshot from today’s boring vlog. Seriously who laughs like this?

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Hyenas


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I was just thinking that! Great minds, you know...

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[Grabba the Donutt]

Woah that's scary. Nobody laughs like that. She looks like Tyrion coming at an unsuspecting Maple Log.

[Rileysmomma]

QTK IG: Ass is following a lizard around the patio. She's "so scared." Then one of her team comes up behind and grabs her. Ass, the good Mormon, yells "oh shit!"

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[alannah62]

QTK IG: Ass is following a lizard around the patio. She's "so scared." Then one of her team comes up behind and grabs her. Ass, the good Mormon, yells "oh shit!"

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I knew they cussed up a storm. Such fake Mormons like everything in their life. BTW Rileysmomma you are hilarious. Enjoy your posts.

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[JD386]

QTK IG: Ass is following a lizard around the patio. She's "so scared." Then one of her team comes up behind and grabs her. Ass, the good Mormon, yells "oh shit!"

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I don’t think that was her that said that. Her mouth wasn’t moving. Just laughing. It sounded like from the background.


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[Rileysmomma]

QTK IG: Ass is following a lizard around the patio. She's "so scared." Then one of her team comes up behind and grabs her. Ass, the good Mormon, yells "oh shit!"

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I don’t think that was her that said that. Her mouth wasn’t moving. Just laughing. It sounded like from the background.


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Yea, it didn't make sense that someone else said it. But I agree her lips didn't move. Ass was just doing her donkey laugh. I do believe she was thinking it, though.

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