Til Vacuum do us part | Part 2

[Itsnotmyfault]

Poor thing! She must've been SO stressed having to wear color, being with real people who actually talk TO your face (unlike social media) and having to actually live in the real world that is not your home! I don't think she's an introvert at all. A snob, yes but from what we see on YT, she has no problem telling viewers off and that is something MOST introverts absolutely will not do. I know, I married one! LOL I sometime think the internet and social media has ruined how people now interact with each other. Why are people so afraid if a stranger talks to them? Does she really even talk to anyone at her church? That part is never on camera, so we'll never know.

I was thinking as I was cleaning today (no motivation from Ashley! lol) but does anyone remember when back in the day they'd have programs/sitcoms where the announcer would say, "This program has been recorded in front of a live studio audience." How would YTers do with an ACTUAL audience? I mean, they can barely face a stranger in a mall, how WOULD they interact, in front of a by , with 80K faces staring at her, waiting for her every word and action? Just something my crazy little mind's been thinking about! LOL

I would pay to watch that as a audience member!

[prettylights92]

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I know this is petty, but it annoys me how uneven her lipstick is. It’s always like this. One side of her top lip is always bigger than the other. She can’t even put on lipstick right lol. I can’t with her.


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I know!!! not to mention that gawd awful eyeliner ratio I can’t stand that look, it’s so biker bitch at church on Sunday, it is trashy AF!!

Yess her tattooed eyeliner is terrible and she actually thinks it looks good! She had the money, she should have it lasered off.


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[speaktruth]

Why would ANYone want anything tattooed onto them like that, like EVER? Another sign of laziness? Can you imagine how painful lasering it will be? Oooh, ouch! If she does laser it, she better record it!

[Saylo]

Why is she hinting at a big change so hard? Is chase finally getting his balls back?

[girlandboymom]

I broke down and watched her latest video since it seems she was doing something other than staring in the mirror, eating and rearranging. I have to say that Chase is a horrible enabler. Ashley is not mentally healthy. She should feel blessed that she found such a weak minded man. I don't know a decent man who would tolerate her antics and need to be babied all the time.

And because Ashley and/or Chase read here....Chase, you need to quit enabling your wife to be such a stuck up brat. She is a horrible example to your daughter. My husband and I are raising our son in a way that we hope he never tolerates an Ashley type.

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[speaktruth]

She sure moans alot for a grown woman! I guess that's a quality Chase finds admirable? And Savy is picking up on every last bit of it. She is a poor role model for anyone. My family and I LOVE malls! When we go out, we dress appropriately and don't wear crappy footwear to be "cute". Seriously, who does she think looks at her feet? My guess, nobody. Does she not know anything about her own hometown? She sure acted surprised at quite a few things!

Sigh. OK, I'm done. lol This chick has gotta chill out! Going out with her is a freakin' nightmare. What if other YT moms want to hang out with her? Or maybe that's why she's never been asked. They all know she's a whiner and nobody wants to hang out with a whiner.

[prettylights92]

Those shoes are hideous. I wish chase would burn them. She deserves sore feet for wearing them lol.


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[speaktruth]

I'm not sure if she knows this but they also make shoes without velcro or strings. Hmmmm!

Also noticed how she says the word helpful like "helfful". Just like the other day I picked up on her saying "confletely" instead of completely. Now, I know we trip over our words sometimes and mispronounce every now and then and maybe even laugh it off. But I've noticed how she mispronounces these words CONSISTENTLY and does not bother catching or correcting herself. Yep, she has a speech impediment.

[Lifeisfun]

Breaking a mirror for an Instagram post? Come on, waste of money and just ridiculous.

[greymatter]

She is so cringe. [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201909 ... 850d9b.jpg[/IMG]

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[here4fun]

Breaking a mirror for an Instagram post? Come on, waste of money and just ridiculous.

What is she trying to prove here? That she doesn’t believe in superstitions?


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[speaktruth]

If she doesn't believe in superstitions then why make such a fuss? Just leave it alone.

Watch, there's gonna be a whole nother video on her mirror shopping.

[libertyrose]

Breaking a mirror for an Instagram post? Come on, waste of money and just ridiculous.

That was the dumbest IG post EVER. She does deserve a plaque for that. lol
Those shoes, I hate boots with open toe, doesn't look good, just like Chase wearing flip flops. There is NEVER a good time or look for a grown man to wear flip flops, unless he is two yrs old and even then it's iffy.

To be the budget gal, why would she waste a good mirror that she could have donated, for the sake of a stupid post for a stupid cleaner comp. Jaws is not that great. They are a small business that apparently needs to fire their marketing manager.

[QueenMaleficent]

I agree with greymatter, her Instagram post is super cringe, along with the too-small shirt paired with those leggings and the god-awful open toe booties. Didn't she just say she spent a lot of time on Pinterest researching fashion and style????

So I guess taking money from the Creek tribe is her only connection since they are known to be superstitious: Via AccessGenealogy, History of the Muscogee Indians (Creek):
"There is a general reluctance, on the part of the Creeks, to enter at all upon subjects of this character, owing in a measure to their superstitious notions, and more, perhaps, to their innate disposition to secrecy, and the general spirit of concealment."

Interesting....

[brittknee]

Thank ya'll. I wanted to watch it again and I can't get over how giddy she was while announcing that she was keeping it. She never had any intention of giving it away. I also went back and watched the one where she bought it and she sated that if we wanted one then we need to get her to 100,000 subs. She also said in one video that she bought her old one from a friend because she had never owned a real one but then in another video she said she buys them pre loved off of Posh Mark and then in the one where she bought "us" one, she said she has had four LV's and she has bought them all off of Ebay. I get so confused with all of her liars. lol

I can't believe we haven't been graced with another Car Chat or a We need to talk. But she does mention the things we say here, on her IG post

I’m glad someone else noticed and mentioned it here how often this woman lies to her subscribers and yet still has the audacity to mention God in her videos and on top of that continues to receive praise from her subscribers.

[brittknee]

I know this is petty, but it annoys me how uneven her lipstick is. It’s always like this. One side of her top lip is always bigger than the other. She can’t even put on lipstick right lol. I can’t with her.


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I try my best not to comment on other people’s looks but to me that looks like a botched filler job and not uneven lipstick.

[Itsnotmyfault]

I agree with greymatter, her Instagram post is super cringe, along with the too-small shirt paired with those leggings and the god-awful open toe booties. Didn't she just say she spent a lot of time on Pinterest researching fashion and style????

So I guess taking money from the Creek tribe is her only connection since they are known to be superstitious: Via AccessGenealogy, History of the Muscogee Indians (Creek):
"There is a general reluctance, on the part of the Creeks, to enter at all upon subjects of this character, owing in a measure to their superstitious notions, and more, perhaps, to their innate disposition to secrecy, and the general spirit of concealment."

Interesting....

That is interesting, I must do research!

[QueenMaleficent]

Recap for the Realistic Clean with me:

The cammo shirt makes it reappearance and she says everyone asks where she got it from. It's from Kohl's just in case you want to grab it to copy her incredible style. The undershirt is $1.63 at Walmart if you are into sweatshop clothing, horrific human work conditions and supporting fast fashion clogging landfills. She sure is! She keeps showing her To-Do list of the things she doesn't want to forget yet doesn't bother to let you know what is on that list.

Emptying the dishwasher that is done every morning- Same as usual (Why can't Savy do this?)
Talking about the gold silverware again and the great 'dill' she got for them- Same as usual
Cleans the sink and has to dry it out - Same as usual
Waters the plant with her measuring cup and talks about her live plants and yes, we know she gets them from Walmart and Lowes- Same as usual
Wipes the counters and cleans the back door, talks about the dining room mirror being perfect for her instagram photos and go to her Amazon store for those sparkly slippers- Same as usual
Changes her sheets, which she is always asked about and they're from Ross, big shocker. - Same as usual
There is still the big issue she is dealing with where people are mysteriously being unsubscribed from her terrific channel and she can't understand it. No, it's called people are unsubscribing due to people not wanting to stick around for boring, unauthentic content. (Unless, like us, it baffles us how she can be so consistently dull) But she has to bring it up again - Same as usual
Why isn't Savy taking out the bathroom trash? Apparently Chase does it all but where are the chores for a child? Watch her go Mama Bear in 3, 2, 1.... - Same as usual
The desk is always dirty, blah blah, we always ask about the desk and monitor so, again, head to the amazon store- Same as usual
She was scared to wash that fuzzy comforter but it survived the mean washing machine, but since we always ask where to copy her, head over to her links - Same as usual
She gets sooooo many questions about her master bedroom so here goes: curtains from target, tables off Craigslist, ross ottoman, Amazon bed, Ross pillows. We have been told this many times. - Same as usual

She vacuums multiple times a day, sometimes up to 3. You can't justify that kind of whacko behavior and if your family's allergies are that bad then you would have pulled up the carpet long ago.
Folds laundry with a look on her face that she'd rather be dead. How inspiring. Why can't Savy fold laundry and help put away?
Now she wants to combine her cleaning videos all into one for a 'marathon cleaning" (like Keep Calm and Clean does). Can you imagine how staggeringly boring that would be?

This was 22 minutes of of coma inducing content. Nothing new, nothing exciting, no changes whatsoever, same narrative comments, same pushing of the amazon store and links, same routines ad nauseam and Savy is still not asked ever to do a single simple chore.

[ChelleBelle]

I’m surprised she hasn’t replaced that desk yet. She has complained before about how it always has fingerprints on it and the spray paint job they did on it looks like crap.

[libertyrose]

Recap for the Realistic Clean with me:

The cammo shirt makes it reappearance and she says everyone asks where she got it from. It's from Kohl's just in case you want to grab it to copy her incredible style. The undershirt is $1.63 at Walmart if you are into sweatshop clothing, horrific human work conditions and supporting fast fashion clogging landfills. She sure is! She keeps showing her To-Do list of the things she doesn't want to forget yet doesn't bother to let you know what is on that list.

Emptying the dishwasher that is done every morning- Same as usual (Why can't Savy do this?)
Talking about the gold silverware again and the great 'dill' she got for them- Same as usual
Cleans the sink and has to dry it out - Same as usual
Waters the plant with her measuring cup and talks about her live plants and yes, we know she gets them from Walmart and Lowes- Same as usual
Wipes the counters and cleans the back door, talks about the dining room mirror being perfect for her instagram photos and go to her Amazon store for those sparkly slippers- Same as usual
Changes her sheets, which she is always asked about and they're from Ross, big shocker. - Same as usual
There is still the big issue she is dealing with where people are mysteriously being unsubscribed from her terrific channel and she can't understand it. No, it's called people are unsubscribing due to people not wanting to stick around for boring, unauthentic content. (Unless, like us, it baffles us how she can be so consistently dull) But she has to bring it up again - Same as usual
Why isn't Savy taking out the bathroom trash? Apparently Chase does it all but where are the chores for a child? Watch her go Mama Bear in 3, 2, 1.... - Same as usual
The desk is always dirty, blah blah, we always ask about the desk and monitor so, again, head to the amazon store- Same as usual
She was scared to wash that fuzzy comforter but it survived the mean washing machine, but since we always ask where to copy her, head over to her links - Same as usual
She gets sooooo many questions about her master bedroom so here goes: curtains from target, tables off Craigslist, ross ottoman, Amazon bed, Ross pillows. We have been told this many times. - Same as usual

She vacuums multiple times a day, sometimes up to 3. You can't justify that kind of whacko behavior and if your family's allergies are that bad then you would have pulled up the carpet long ago.
Folds laundry with a look on her face that she'd rather be dead. How inspiring. Why can't Savy fold laundry and help put away?
Now she wants to combine her cleaning videos all into one for a 'marathon cleaning" (like Keep Calm and Clean does). Can you imagine how staggeringly boring that would be?

This was 22 minutes of of coma inducing content. Nothing new, nothing exciting, no changes whatsoever, same narrative comments, same pushing of the amazon store and links, same routines ad nauseam and Savy is still not asked ever to do a single simple chore.

Again, thanks for the awesome recap I think that cam shirt has seen better days. lol On IG this morning she asked if we would love for her to do a marathon of her old cleaning videos and these bored housewives were singing her praises and joyfully yelling YAY.. Do these YT's not realize that if one wanted to watch one of their old videos then we would, without them shoving it down our throats. Maybe they should instead try going back to their old ways and personalities that made us want to watch them in the first place.