The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[Notablogger]

Guys...... she’s 2/3 done the first draft of her memoir. Just in case we were wondering how that was going. The only thing I’m vaguely interested in are her lost years. The time after she moved out to when she met Dan.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Guys...... she’s 2/3 done the first draft of her memoir. Just in case we were wondering how that was going. The only thing I’m vaguely interested in are her lost years. The time after she moved out to when she met Dan.

Maybe it's time for another solo New York trip to focus on finishing the book off .

I'm also interested in how her relationship with her dad was like and where he was during the dysfunctional times with her mom. I noticed someone asked that in the recent post, hopefully she'll answer!

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[ForeverGauc01]

I don’t know about any of you guys but I don’t think I would put a picture of my husband and I kissing in our guest bath...


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[SamanthaS27]

I don’t know about any of you guys but I don’t think I would put a picture of my husband and I kissing in our guest bath...


Right?! I literally cringed watching that video. Her attempt to install a toilet paper holder ,the ugly wallpaper, the picture of them kissing. My god Elle you have the money, Remove the pedestal sink get a proper vanity with a countertop upgrade the mirror and get a better light for god sake!!! And also is it just me but I don't think I would ever put a rug in a powder room!

[Nacholife]

Please explain to me how that powder room was “minimal, Scandinavian” ??

Maybe she put that photo of her & Dan kissing so he had something to whack off to??? Why else would it be in there. That’s as close to porn as Dan is allowed to look at.


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Please explain to me how that powder room was “minimal, Scandinavian” ??

Maybe she put that photo of her & Dan kissing so he had something to whack off to??? Why else would it be in there. That’s as close to porn as Dan is allowed to look at.


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Not just minimal Scandinavian. It's minimal, modern, Scandinavian, boho. She also mentioned mid century vibe to describe her home in past videos. So basically she doesn't have a style, she just likes a mish mash of all things trendy and goes gung ho with it . Then it always ends up looking like dorm room chic.

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[okaythatlldo]

What a terrible video about a terrible bathroom. I am also 1000% convinced she got a chin job.


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[Notablogger]

Do you guys watch/follow cat&nat. Nat just got a non surgical face or neck lift this week. Even though I don’t think it was necessary for her hey at least she showed it to us and was honest about it.

Elle’s hyping up all these workouts she’s doing so when someone looks at a recent pic of her and says “hey you look. What have you done?” She’ll point to exercise and not on the Botox, fillers and god knows what else.

[Vincere]

1. What was Forde’s interview video?
2. Why did she have to do a budget bathroom remodel? She is not hurting for cash, thanks Dan.
3. Why is she introducing herself to new viewers at the beginning of each video? She barely has 10k views/video how many of those are actually new people? (200 subscribers/week) She should be more grateful to the ones who keep watching her.
4. I really dislike the decorative objects with words on them. Maybe just from living in cheap student house with the "Live Laugh Love". She has a tissue box with Happy on it or something. That's not very Scandinavian.

[TeachIT]

She does consulting for influencers that have a million followers.

Huh. *cough*bullshit

Her channel is stagnant. She has hardly any views. Who the fudge is paying her to consult? This woman is delusional!


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[Margie]

Hahaha! $20 there is no appointment for a consult. She’s just trying to pretend there is so she can get into that market. She is literally spread so thin across all areas, home decor, channel niche, career paths- consultant, YouTuber, book writer, that she’s good at exactly zero things. She really needs to self reflect and dial in. If she did that, she might lose some current subscribers, but she would really grow herself and her channel in the long run.

You’re welcome Elle, I too consult. That will be $5000. I’ll
Email you an invoice.

[okaythatlldo]

1. Forde’s interview video was a few years ago. It was a blunder of epic proportions. In the video, Elle asked Forde random questions to see his cute/quirky answers but accidentally uploaded the unedited version!! In it, you could see Forde was completely shut down and Elle was obviously very frustrated with him for being so uncooperative. It was hard to watch. It stayed up for a couple of hours until she realized her error and then she quickly took it down and put up the heavily edited version. If I remember correctly, she had to backpedal heavily and say this was a learning moment for her as a parent. More like a learning moment to double check your files before you upload them so that nobody sees the real you. SO AUTHENTIC.

2. I think her budget remodel is a direct lift from her pal Alexandra Gater’s channel. Alexandra always puts the budget in the video title and it is working for her. Her subs and views are really high for a newer channel!

3. Because she’s desperate to be liked and to show the haters like us that there are new people who find and love her daily.

4. Me too. The wordy artwork in her bedroom and master en suite is the worst.

I also call bullshit on the consulting. Why would more successful channels want consulting from someone with a relatively unimpressive subscriber count, and a 2% viewership? I bet she and Melissa Maker chatted about their channels over dinner one day and now Elle sees herself as MM’s consultant. It’s just another way that she mooches off the success of others.


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[Vincere]

"I am extending this to you!" Like she is doing us a favor that we can access her services she provides to channel/pages with 1 million followers. Why would those pages need consulting? They already succeeded! Who in the right mind contacted her for consulting?
8Passenger's Even (https://www.instagram.com/8passengers.eve/) Insta has more followers than Elle, and Eve's account is not even meeting the Terms and Conditions because she is not over 13. Maybe Eve should provide Elle with some consulting.

She said "Digital presence" every other sentence. Here's your pitch Elle: "Using a strong background in Artificial Intelligence paired with block-chain technology I will empower your Digital presence across different digital platforms that will empower your community by tailoring a pleasing aesthetics straight from the Scandinavian version of Target, tripling your EBITA, ROI and Net profits. Did I mention that I was a teacher and my husband is a surgeon?"

[Seriouslysweetie]

This post confused me so much. What message is she trying to convey here? I had to read it 4 times before kinda realizing that Elle is announcing that she made a new empowerment video. I'm still not 100% on that too. I know I'm sleep deprived but man, this post is nonsense. Just so she can flex how awesome she is. I know I'm not the only one hella confused because someone else is in the comments. What do you guys think she's trying to say here?[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201909 ... 54fbcc.jpg[/IMG]

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[okaythatlldo]

I think she’s saying she had a couple of ribs removed so she can suck her own dick.


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[Seriouslysweetie]

I think she’s saying she had a couple of ribs removed so she can suck her own dick.


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[fossilfinger]

This post confused me so much. What message is she trying to convey here? I had to read it 4 times before kinda realizing that Elle is announcing that she made a new empowerment video. I'm still not 100% on that too. I know I'm sleep deprived but man, this post is nonsense. Just so she can flex how awesome she is. I know I'm not the only one hella confused because someone else is in the comments. What do you guys think she's trying to say here?
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Oh no. She's starting to sound like these fake lifestyle gurus like Alyse Parker (formerly Raw Alignment) who use a lot of fancy and distracting words to try to sound deep and woke. Oh, and to make money off of vulnerable people.

[Vincere]

It will be some pseudo-spiritual motivational BS. If you colour your Bible every morning you can end up famous like Elle!

[okaythatlldo]

How the fuck does she manage to do it every time!?!?!? An IG post all about Cohen - but it’s a pic of her holding the baby while Cohen is standing slightly apart from them, and is out of focus!!! The focus is on Elle and the baby!!! This woman just does NOT see herself at all!!!!! I am so fucking floored by her on an hourly basis.


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[ForeverGauc01]

Immediately thought of Elle


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