Rachelle & Justine: Money pit, tit slip & shrimp dick | Part 22

[feelingsnacky]

I SAW THE YELLOW LINE ON EMMA’S DIAPER

[angelmamma]

Pho is pronounced "fuh"...
Anyone else notice how Rachelle was attempting to use chopsticks while eating the bowl of pho? Wtf, she was wrapping it around the chopsticks? What an idoit. How uncooth.
And as a response to the earlier messages, most of the time Emma has a soggy full diaper. Smh. She spends $30-40 on expensive onesies for Emma, but has her running around in just a soggy diaper? How trashy.

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[Dani_465]

Pho is pronounced "fuh"...
Anyone else notice how Rachelle was attempting to use chopsticks while eating the bowl of pho? Wtf, she was wrapping it around the chopsticks? What an idoit. How uncooth.
And as a response to the earlier messages, most of the time Emma has a soggy full diaper. Smh. She spends $30-40 on expensive onesies for Emma, but has her running around in just a soggy diaper? How trashy.

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Rats! Fuh just sounds wrong. But thanks for the info!

Obviously she can’t use chopsticks... no wonder I thought she was saying pho wrong.

[spicy_dreams]

But guys, remember, the old rental was too small, they needed a big backyard for beau to run around in!!! Jk, beau can't go outside because it's all dirt and he just got groomed. /s obviously but that was actually a real thought that fell out of Rachelle's stupid mouth once he got back from the groomer. She was gonna make him stay inside but beau immediately started whining (fair) so she decided to let him out.

Speaking of that. It's pretty funny how they made SUCH a big deal about needing to get the sliding glass door replaced (in the old house) because they were tired of having to wrench it open. But the new house has a sliding glass door with the exact same problem hahaha I bet they LOVE that.

Also... I actually suspect Rachelle purposefully picked a house to buy that didn't have a bathtub already. Because she wanted a brand new tub. She knew Shrimpy's sister would get them a good deal on a bathroom reno. Y'all remember how she has that weird problem where she can't sit in a "used" bathtub without clothes on? She was so dramatic about it. I don't fucking understand how somebody can be grossed out by a used bathtub. FUCJING CLEAN IT YA MORON. Bleach it if you must!!! Bathtubs are able to be cleaned! Why is she so particular about that, but will let Emma run around with dirty diapers? And she lets her and Emma's feet get black with dirt? And let beau go weeks without a wash, letting him in the bed when he's got to smell like actual shit.... Then sleeping on the bed without sheets or pillow cases. Look dude, I understand being a clean freak, I am one. But I'm a reasonable clean freak, and I prioritise. Like, I hate dirty feet, I keep my bed linen clean, I keep my pets groomed, but I'll happily sit butt naked in a USSEEEDDD bathtub. Helps that I clean my bathroom/bathtub regularly though. And to think, Rachelle calls herself a Type A.

[spicy_dreams]

Apologies for the double post but I forgot somebody asked where the name Shrimp Dick comes from. It was a few pages ago so I'll just answer here and hope you see it.

It's just a colloquial term for tiny penis. Like, a little penis that literally looks like a shrimp. As far as I know, there's no actual basis for this belief regarding Justin's penis. Maybe besides the occasional crotch shot, where he's in sweatpants and we can't see any regular man bulge. We just think he has a tiny dick because he seems like the kinda guy who would lmaoooo. In looks and personality. Sometimes you can just tell.

Plus it's a joke about the male factor infertility. Which we probably wouldn't joke about if it weren't for the fact that Rachelle throws this in his face, and our face, any time they discuss fertility issues. Gotta make sure we know there's "no issues on her end"

[mikanai]

Pho is pronounced "fuh"...
Anyone else notice how Rachelle was attempting to use chopsticks while eating the bowl of pho? Wtf, she was wrapping it around the chopsticks? What an idoit. How uncooth.
And as a response to the earlier messages, most of the time Emma has a soggy full diaper. Smh. She spends $30-40 on expensive onesies for Emma, but has her running around in just a soggy diaper? How trashy.

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Rats! Fuh just sounds wrong. But thanks for the info!

Obviously she can’t use chopsticks... no wonder I thought she was saying pho wrong.

Pho is pronounced Fo

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[Haulnarse]

But guys, remember, the old rental was too small, they needed a big backyard for beau to run around in!!! Jk, beau can't go outside because it's all dirt and he just got groomed. /s obviously but that was actually a real thought that fell out of Rachelle's stupid mouth once he got back from the groomer. She was gonna make him stay inside but beau immediately started whining (fair) so she decided to let him out.

Speaking of that. It's pretty funny how they made SUCH a big deal about needing to get the sliding glass door replaced (in the old house) because they were tired of having to wrench it open. But the new house has a sliding glass door with the exact same problem hahaha I bet they LOVE that.

Also... I actually suspect Rachelle purposefully picked a house to buy that didn't have a bathtub already. Because she wanted a brand new tub. She knew Shrimpy's sister would get them a good deal on a bathroom reno. Y'all remember how she has that weird problem where she can't sit in a "used" bathtub without clothes on? She was so dramatic about it. I don't fucking understand how somebody can be grossed out by a used bathtub. FUCJING CLEAN IT YA MORON. Bleach it if you must!!! Bathtubs are able to be cleaned! Why is she so particular about that, but will let Emma run around with dirty diapers? And she lets her and Emma's feet get black with dirt? And let beau go weeks without a wash, letting him in the bed when he's got to smell like actual shit.... Then sleeping on the bed without sheets or pillow cases. Look dude, I understand being a clean freak, I am one. But I'm a reasonable clean freak, and I prioritise. Like, I hate dirty feet, I keep my bed linen clean, I keep my pets groomed, but I'll happily sit butt naked in a USSEEEDDD bathtub. Helps that I clean my bathroom/bathtub regularly though. And to think, Rachelle calls herself a Type A.

The thing is, his sister works in a tile shop. She wont get discount on the actual demo and labour. That shits expensive. The tiles they may have had some discount on depending on who she works for.

[lavenderlove]

Pho is pronounced "fuh"...
Anyone else notice how Rachelle was attempting to use chopsticks while eating the bowl of pho? Wtf, she was wrapping it around the chopsticks? What an idoit. How uncooth.
And as a response to the earlier messages, most of the time Emma has a soggy full diaper. Smh. She spends $30-40 on expensive onesies for Emma, but has her running around in just a soggy diaper? How trashy.

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Rats! Fuh just sounds wrong. But thanks for the info!

Obviously she can’t use chopsticks... no wonder I thought she was saying pho wrong.

Pho is pronounced Fo

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Where do you live that's it's pronounced "fo"? Everywhere I've been is "fuh".

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[Greenapples2]

Totally random but I have noticed more and more youtube moms/women jumping on the mlm train. Its almost like they are desperate for money. They have this giant following that they can scam but eventually they will run out of people. My point is I wouldn't be surprised if one day Rachelle joins one thinking it will be easy money because they are in way over their heads financially.

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[Greenapples2]

But guys, remember, the old rental was too small, they needed a big backyard for beau to run around in!!! Jk, beau can't go outside because it's all dirt and he just got groomed. /s obviously but that was actually a real thought that fell out of Rachelle's stupid mouth once he got back from the groomer. She was gonna make him stay inside but beau immediately started whining (fair) so she decided to let him out.

Speaking of that. It's pretty funny how they made SUCH a big deal about needing to get the sliding glass door replaced (in the old house) because they were tired of having to wrench it open. But the new house has a sliding glass door with the exact same problem hahaha I bet they LOVE that.

Also... I actually suspect Rachelle purposefully picked a house to buy that didn't have a bathtub already. Because she wanted a brand new tub. She knew Shrimpy's sister would get them a good deal on a bathroom reno. Y'all remember how she has that weird problem where she can't sit in a "used" bathtub without clothes on? She was so dramatic about it. I don't fucking understand how somebody can be grossed out by a used bathtub. FUCJING CLEAN IT YA MORON. Bleach it if you must!!! Bathtubs are able to be cleaned! Why is she so particular about that, but will let Emma run around with dirty diapers? And she lets her and Emma's feet get black with dirt? And let beau go weeks without a wash, letting him in the bed when he's got to smell like actual shit.... Then sleeping on the bed without sheets or pillow cases. Look dude, I understand being a clean freak, I am one. But I'm a reasonable clean freak, and I prioritise. Like, I hate dirty feet, I keep my bed linen clean, I keep my pets groomed, but I'll happily sit butt naked in a USSEEEDDD bathtub. Helps that I clean my bathroom/bathtub regularly though. And to think, Rachelle calls herself a Type A.

The thing is, his sister works in a tile shop. She wont get discount on the actual demo and labour. That shits expensive. The tiles they may have had some discount on depending on who she works for.

Exactly. Its not like his sister owns the tile shop. My guess is his sister got them a family discount. Probably somewhere between 10-20% off of materials. Anyone that has ever hired someone to work on their house or car or anything knows the materials are cheap compared to the labor. The labor cost is probably almost double the cost of materials.

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[angelmamma]

Pho is pronounced "fuh"...
Anyone else notice how Rachelle was attempting to use chopsticks while eating the bowl of pho? Wtf, she was wrapping it around the chopsticks? What an idoit. How uncooth.
And as a response to the earlier messages, most of the time Emma has a soggy full diaper. Smh. She spends $30-40 on expensive onesies for Emma, but has her running around in just a soggy diaper? How trashy.

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Rats! Fuh just sounds wrong. But thanks for the info!

Obviously she can’t use chopsticks... no wonder I thought she was saying pho wrong.

Pho is pronounced Fo

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I am a native to China. I have family in Vietnam (pho is a Vietnamese dish). It is pronounced "fuh".

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[kayla1112]

Pho is pronounced "fuh"...
Anyone else notice how Rachelle was attempting to use chopsticks while eating the bowl of pho? Wtf, she was wrapping it around the chopsticks? What an idoit. How uncooth.
And as a response to the earlier messages, most of the time Emma has a soggy full diaper. Smh. She spends $30-40 on expensive onesies for Emma, but has her running around in just a soggy diaper? How trashy.

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Rats! Fuh just sounds wrong. But thanks for the info!

Obviously she can’t use chopsticks... no wonder I thought she was saying pho wrong.

Pho is pronounced Fo

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It's true pronunciation is more like "Fuh" definitely not "Fo", its also got to do with how you actually say it, its supposed to sound kinda like a question like "F-uh?)[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201910 ... 782650.jpg[/IMG]

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[mikanai]

Ok ok she nailed F-uh, now onto p-KHan! just so annoying.
Sidenote: how can you have a baby and only 1 banana in the house. What is emma eating? Oh right.... puffs

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[Tina9900]

Ok ok she nailed F-uh, now onto p-KHan! just so annoying.
Sidenote: how can you have a baby and only 1 banana in the house. What is emma eating? Oh right.... puffs

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And she says Emma is a banana thief. I'm sure a one year old walks into the kitchen and reaches the counter and peels a banana by herself. Just like she tells Rash she wants to go outside as soon as she wakes up before her diaper is changed.

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[angelmamma]

Ok ok she nailed F-uh, now onto p-KHan! just so annoying.
Sidenote: how can you have a baby and only 1 banana in the house. What is emma eating? Oh right.... puffs

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My son is about a month younger than Emma and stopped eating those baby puffs like.... 4 or 5 months ago. Just empty calories that don't fill him up. Has Emma ever tasted a healthy home-cooked meal before? I'd say the pho is healthy and rich (it is!), but rachelle only gives her the noodles? Who tf does that?

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[mikanai]

Ok ok she nailed F-uh, now onto p-KHan! just so annoying.
Sidenote: how can you have a baby and only 1 banana in the house. What is emma eating? Oh right.... puffs

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My son is about a month younger than Emma and stopped eating those baby puffs like.... 4 or 5 months ago. Just empty calories that don't fill him up. Has Emma ever tasted a healthy home-cooked meal before? I'd say the pho is healthy and rich (it is!), but rachelle only gives her the noodles? Who tf does that?

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Exactly what I was thinking! My 10month old has a richer diet than Emma with her ham and cheese shreds I'd be running to the store 1st thing in the morning if we had no fruit around the house.

I can predict Rach will complain about what a picky eater Emma is soon. Of course she will be picky, if the kid didnt taste proper food and has been eating salty and processed foods from such an early age.

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[Haulnarse]

But guys, remember, the old rental was too small, they needed a big backyard for beau to run around in!!! Jk, beau can't go outside because it's all dirt and he just got groomed. /s obviously but that was actually a real thought that fell out of Rachelle's stupid mouth once he got back from the groomer. She was gonna make him stay inside but beau immediately started whining (fair) so she decided to let him out.

Speaking of that. It's pretty funny how they made SUCH a big deal about needing to get the sliding glass door replaced (in the old house) because they were tired of having to wrench it open. But the new house has a sliding glass door with the exact same problem hahaha I bet they LOVE that.

Also... I actually suspect Rachelle purposefully picked a house to buy that didn't have a bathtub already. Because she wanted a brand new tub. She knew Shrimpy's sister would get them a good deal on a bathroom reno. Y'all remember how she has that weird problem where she can't sit in a "used" bathtub without clothes on? She was so dramatic about it. I don't fucking understand how somebody can be grossed out by a used bathtub. FUCJING CLEAN IT YA MORON. Bleach it if you must!!! Bathtubs are able to be cleaned! Why is she so particular about that, but will let Emma run around with dirty diapers? And she lets her and Emma's feet get black with dirt? And let beau go weeks without a wash, letting him in the bed when he's got to smell like actual shit.... Then sleeping on the bed without sheets or pillow cases. Look dude, I understand being a clean freak, I am one. But I'm a reasonable clean freak, and I prioritise. Like, I hate dirty feet, I keep my bed linen clean, I keep my pets groomed, but I'll happily sit butt naked in a USSEEEDDD bathtub. Helps that I clean my bathroom/bathtub regularly though. And to think, Rachelle calls herself a Type A.

The thing is, his sister works in a tile shop. She wont get discount on the actual demo and labour. That shits expensive. The tiles they may have had some discount on depending on who she works for.

Exactly. Its not like his sister owns the tile shop. My guess is his sister got them a family discount. Probably somewhere between 10-20% off of materials. Anyone that has ever hired someone to work on their house or car or anything knows the materials are cheap compared to the labor. The labor cost is probably almost double the cost of materials.

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Labour costs here are roughly 4x cost of materials. My husband is a builder and has self taught/learnt to does everything. He gibs, plasters, sands, paints, tiles, he’s recently laid carpet and vinyl. The only thing he doesnt touch is plumbing, electrical he runs cables and the electrician fits it off for us.

And justina could have attempted some of the demo himself, they are lazy as fuck. Even tiling isnt that hard, something ive done before!

[spicy_dreams]

But guys, remember, the old rental was too small, they needed a big backyard for beau to run around in!!! Jk, beau can't go outside because it's all dirt and he just got groomed. /s obviously but that was actually a real thought that fell out of Rachelle's stupid mouth once he got back from the groomer. She was gonna make him stay inside but beau immediately started whining (fair) so she decided to let him out.

Speaking of that. It's pretty funny how they made SUCH a big deal about needing to get the sliding glass door replaced (in the old house) because they were tired of having to wrench it open. But the new house has a sliding glass door with the exact same problem hahaha I bet they LOVE that.

Also... I actually suspect Rachelle purposefully picked a house to buy that didn't have a bathtub already. Because she wanted a brand new tub. She knew Shrimpy's sister would get them a good deal on a bathroom reno. Y'all remember how she has that weird problem where she can't sit in a "used" bathtub without clothes on? She was so dramatic about it. I don't fucking understand how somebody can be grossed out by a used bathtub. FUCJING CLEAN IT YA MORON. Bleach it if you must!!! Bathtubs are able to be cleaned! Why is she so particular about that, but will let Emma run around with dirty diapers? And she lets her and Emma's feet get black with dirt? And let beau go weeks without a wash, letting him in the bed when he's got to smell like actual shit.... Then sleeping on the bed without sheets or pillow cases. Look dude, I understand being a clean freak, I am one. But I'm a reasonable clean freak, and I prioritise. Like, I hate dirty feet, I keep my bed linen clean, I keep my pets groomed, but I'll happily sit butt naked in a USSEEEDDD bathtub. Helps that I clean my bathroom/bathtub regularly though. And to think, Rachelle calls herself a Type A.

The thing is, his sister works in a tile shop. She wont get discount on the actual demo and labour. That shits expensive. The tiles they may have had some discount on depending on who she works for.

Exactly. Its not like his sister owns the tile shop. My guess is his sister got them a family discount. Probably somewhere between 10-20% off of materials. Anyone that has ever hired someone to work on their house or car or anything knows the materials are cheap compared to the labor. The labor cost is probably almost double the cost of materials.

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Oh totally, I know that, doing a bathroom reno is expensive af and family tile discounts will only get you so far. What I should've said was... That detail probably just helped RACHELLE justify this decision to renovate that (brand fucking new) bathroom instead of just buying a house that already had everything on their "checklist". Instead she chucked that checklist in the trash and said what Mommy wants, Mommy gets, fuck the price tag. And Mommy wants a bathtub that's had no butts in it that weren't family. As if cleaning products don't exist (though maybe Rachelle doesn't actually know they exist HAHA jk)

[lavenderlove]

The thing is, his sister works in a tile shop. She wont get discount on the actual demo and labour. That shits expensive. The tiles they may have had some discount on depending on who she works for.

Exactly. Its not like his sister owns the tile shop. My guess is his sister got them a family discount. Probably somewhere between 10-20% off of materials. Anyone that has ever hired someone to work on their house or car or anything knows the materials are cheap compared to the labor. The labor cost is probably almost double the cost of materials.

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Oh totally, I know that, doing a bathroom reno is expensive af and family tile discounts will only get you so far. What I should've said was... That detail probably just helped RACHELLE justify this decision to renovate that (brand fucking new) bathroom instead of just buying a house that already had everything on their "checklist". Instead she chucked that checklist in the trash and said what Mommy wants, Mommy gets, fuck the price tag. And Mommy wants a bathtub that's had no butts in it that weren't family. As if cleaning products don't exist (though maybe Rachelle doesn't actually know they exist HAHA jk)

It makes me laugh when you put it like that, she doesn't want non-family butts in her bathtub. Does she not realize an ass is an ass no matter whose it is??? Every butt has the same purpose. Is shit from her family less gross? That rationale just makes no sense when you really think about it! And it's funny that she picks and chooses when she's a freak about germs. But she'll put her 2 weeks worth of dirt build up, nasty black feet in her bed every night??? Or wipe a sink down that her cat pisses in with a paper towel?? I just don't get it.

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[spicy_dreams]

Exactly. Its not like his sister owns the tile shop. My guess is his sister got them a family discount. Probably somewhere between 10-20% off of materials. Anyone that has ever hired someone to work on their house or car or anything knows the materials are cheap compared to the labor. The labor cost is probably almost double the cost of materials.

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Oh totally, I know that, doing a bathroom reno is expensive af and family tile discounts will only get you so far. What I should've said was... That detail probably just helped RACHELLE justify this decision to renovate that (brand fucking new) bathroom instead of just buying a house that already had everything on their "checklist". Instead she chucked that checklist in the trash and said what Mommy wants, Mommy gets, fuck the price tag. And Mommy wants a bathtub that's had no butts in it that weren't family. As if cleaning products don't exist (though maybe Rachelle doesn't actually know they exist HAHA jk)

It makes me laugh when you put it like that, she doesn't want non-family butts in her bathtub. Does she not realize an ass is an ass no matter whose it is??? Every butt has the same purpose. Is shit from her family less gross? That rationale just makes no sense when you really think about it! And it's funny that she picks and chooses when she's a freak about germs. But she'll put her 2 weeks worth of dirt build up, nasty black feet in her bed every night??? Or wipe a sink down that her cat pisses in with a paper towel?? I just don't get it.

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Lmao exactly, it makes zero fucking sense. And like... If her feet are that disgusting, I doubt her own dang butt is rosey. She should be concerned about her own personal hygiene, and especially Emma's. Not the cleanliness of a bathtub that's been stripped of any and all rogue stranger-butt germs.