The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[Vincere]

31 minutes video. We should divide the work among ourselves!
When is the feature film "hELLE's LIFE" coming out?

[okaythatlldo]

I am SHOCKED that this vlog is 31 minutes of Veronica talking about Elle!!!


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[Seriouslysweetie]

31 minutes I cannot get back. I was curious to what they talked about and my curiosity bored me to death.

Q: what do you love about your friendship?

ELLE (beats Veronica to answer): I just love how you get me... and more of... me me me me....

It's pretty much the whole video.

And who knew that Elle is a Christian that swears IRL! Also she aspires to be that Ellie YouTuber and pretty much admitted that she copied her at one point in her career. Not sure who she is but I guess she's really successful unlike Elle.

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[TeachIT]

Omg 30 min. I can’t. I made it 8 mins. Pls let me know if anyone gets further.

The video is mostly awkward pauses while they think of what to say. I found it interesting that when asked about the best part of their friendship, Veronica could only come up with “the history” - She literally only stays friends with Elle because there’s history

Other than that, this is the most awkward and boring video imaginable. Maybe it gets thrilling after 8 min but I can’t hang.


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[TeachIT]

31 minutes I cannot get back. I was curious to what they talked about and my curiosity bored me to death.

Q: what do you love about your friendship?

ELLE (beats Veronica to answer): I just love how you get me... and more of... me me me me....

It's pretty much the whole video.

And who knew that Elle is a Christian that swears IRL! Also she aspires to be that Ellie YouTuber and pretty much admitted that she copied her at one point in her career. Not sure who she is but I guess she's really successful unlike Elle.

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I found it hilarious that she bleeped “calls me on my shit” but didn’t bleep “Dans being a douche”


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[Seriouslysweetie]

31 minutes I cannot get back. I was curious to what they talked about and my curiosity bored me to death.

Q: what do you love about your friendship?

ELLE (beats Veronica to answer): I just love how you get me... and more of... me me me me....

It's pretty much the whole video.

And who knew that Elle is a Christian that swears IRL! Also she aspires to be that Ellie YouTuber and pretty much admitted that she copied her at one point in her career. Not sure who she is but I guess she's really successful unlike Elle.

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I found it hilarious that she bleeped “calls me on my shit” but didn’t bleep “Dans being a douche”


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Omg I was so bored I totally glazed over and missed that. Calling your husband a douche in your YouTube channel is just trashy.

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[okaythatlldo]

I skipped through most of it but stopped after 20 minutes. The best part for me was when she said she tells Dan regularly that if she were “even remotely attracted to Veronica” that they would have a wonderful lesbian marriage. What a weird thing to say about your BFF to your husband.

I love how Veronica says that Elle has been consistently awkward yet funny throughout their entire friendship. How cute, Elle’s biggest flaw is that she’s quirky!

Also - Veronica’s face when the question of what she thought of Dan when she met him for the first time came up. A bunch of weird edits in that section too.


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[Margie]

All these questions are Elle-centric. And of course Elle’s favourite things about the friendship is what she gets out of it. Veronica’s response was very mature and “we” based, Elle, as always, was very “I” based.

Does anyone suspect that she convinced Veronica to do this because we make fun of her for not having real friends? Like why has she never even mentioned that they do “lazy Thursday's”. This is such a fab idea, and is obviously constant in her life. She doesn’t have to vlog it, but to at least mention that she does this. That’s the kind of stuff that people want to see, or at least know about, on a YouTube channel. That’s a tangible thing other can relate to and implement.

Also, Elle eating gravy... very vegetarian. It’s probably made out of beef broth, but ok.

So Veronica owns a sleep company... I’ll bet Elle’s sleep ebook is entirely ripped off of advice that Veronica gave her over the years

I can’t believe they both essentially ragged on Dan for being awkward. LET HIM LIVE! Bitch, he’s legitimately providing your life for you, the least you could do is choose not to bash him publicly all the time. At least she’s consistent and genuine in her behaviour towards him, to us and her “community”

[Nacholife]

Hahahaha this Veronica vlog spoke VOLUMES about their friendship. Also explains Elle’s extra weight gain and fat ass, she stuffs her face with fried food and beef gravy every Thursday.


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[Nacholife]

Oh and it looks like Veronica only agreed to this sit down video because she needs to promote her sleep consulting business that she started this year. Note her certifications say “in progress”....


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[Margie]

Well at least Elle did her friend a favour and allowed her to use her platform....

[Vincere]

Well at least Elle did her friend a favour and allowed her to use her platform....

It was of mutual benefit. There will also be a video where they go deeper into sleep therapy.
It was useful for elle because she is running out of content. How many 'day in the life of sham, 3 kids +youtuber +blogger +consultant for social media +empowering' videos can she make?

The video before this one was recreating what another channel did with a clickbait title.

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[TeachIT]

Well at least Elle did her friend a favour and allowed her to use her platform....

It was of mutual benefit. There will also be a video where they go deeper into sleep therapy.
It was useful for elle because she is running out of content. How many 'day in the life of sham, 3 kids +youtuber +blogger +consultant for social media +empowering' videos can she make?

The video before this one was recreating what another channel did with a clickbait title.

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I think also her sponsorships are probably drying up. Google was a flop recently and YT sponsorships in general are drying up on family
Vlogs. She needs any content she can get and since nobody is paying she threw Veronica a bone thinking/hoping we’d all be SO excited to see the elusive Veronica that we’d tune in to a 30 min video.


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[Margie]

Haha, 100% guarantee I’m not watching that video. Nothing about it interests me. I wonder what her view count will be for this one?

[Margie]

6 hours and only 946 views Amazing!

[SamanthaS27]

This morning on her Instagram stories she was talking about how today's video would be "liquid gold" actually 30 minutes of liquid gold and yet I have no desire to watch it

[SamanthaS27]

Omg it might not have been liquid gold lol she might have said pure gold I wasn't paying enough attention to remember hahaha

[Seriouslysweetie]

I haven't seen it. Not interested!

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[okaythatlldo]

Okay, ladies. Has anyone watched the sleep training video? I skipped from question to question in hopes of finding something that I might be able to use in my own routine with my kids. I did not find it (shocker). HOWEVER - I am shook.

One of the questions around the 20 minute mark, is a woman describing how her daughter will vomit in the crib at bedtime because she’s worked herself up so badly. At the end of the question, the woman says “letting her sleep in her vomit is not an option, obviously.” To which Elle responds: FOR SURE.

Did that cow not fucking vlog herself making her morning coffee and doing her stupid bible study or whatever, KNOWING FULL WELL that Cohen had puked in his crib during the night and was sleeping in it at that very moment!?!?!? As a mother, how the fuck do you ignore that!? Dollars to doughnuts, that kid was crying in the night to the point of vomiting and they ignored him. Even if he didn’t cry and she had no idea whatsoever about the vomit until morning, how, as a mother, do you continue to let him sleep in it? I would be SO upset to discover one of my children in that state. I feel bad enough when a poop diaper has gone unnoticed for an unknown measure of time. But sleeping in vomit???? Absolutely not okay. And then to just vlog yourself going on as if life is perfectly okay because #selfcarebeforeeverything. The only part of it that was upsetting for her was the cleanup! Not normal maternal behaviour at all. And then to be all hypocritical in this video, acting like she cares about children who experience physical responses to extreme emotional distress.




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[Nacholife]

Elle’s instastories today: she bashes a successful youtuber Anna’s Edit for having too many clothes in her “capsule wardrobe” but then quickly follows it with “I’m not harping on her, I’m just curious what everyone else thinks”.

The fact that Elle wrote down the clothing count from this girls video and bitched about it to Dan and then on Instagram speaks so much about Elle.

She was looking for justification on the number of clothing she has, and probably the $$ she spends to buy “eco friendly, organic, ethically made ” clothes.

I admit I was wondering why she hadn’t already done a capsule clothing vlog considering she raided Dans closet and her kids “they only have 7 outfits” yet she wasn’t showing her own clothing inventory. I suspected it was because it’s stuffed with fast fashion crap and 3 pieces only of ethically made clothes. Zero luxury fashion items.

She also threw out the comment “some people think that fitness clothes shouldn’t count, what do guys think??” Because she has like 6 pairs of lululemons and she was looking for justification for having so many pairs. Newsflash Elle: if you wear them as part of your regular cloths and not when you are working out then IT COUNTS.

And we all know Elle will do a work out then wear her stinky ass clothes all day anyway.


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