GQS: Short Boar, Forest Whore & Feral Four | Part 63

[UnicornSnark]

I assumed he was going international. Why such a big send off??

I assumed missions were to poor countries to help in schools or communities, etc.

Not to pound the pavement and door knock trying to recruit for your cult!! #missionaccepted

Nope. Mormon missions are all about converting people. Not about helping out in impoverished countries. He's going to be living in a little apartment with another missionary for the next two years, getting up and pounding the pavement trying to convert people. It's not a fun life. NO dating, very little privacy, and not much time to call your own.

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Imagine the difference they could make to another country or community. Imagine how much they could change. All the money and resources going into boosting their numbers. Gah. What a freaken waste.

I meant to quote, not like this. While missionaries do preform community service each week of their mission, the LDS church has separate funds and programs dedicated to humanitarian efforts. The LDS church has donated more than $2 billion dollars in global assistance to people of all walks of life. It may not be your beliefs, but it’s not a “waste.”

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[Kattiness Everdeen]

Nope. Mormon missions are all about converting people. Not about helping out in impoverished countries. He's going to be living in a little apartment with another missionary for the next two years, getting up and pounding the pavement trying to convert people. It's not a fun life. NO dating, very little privacy, and not much time to call your own.

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Imagine the difference they could make to another country or community. Imagine how much they could change. All the money and resources going into boosting their numbers. Gah. What a freaken waste.

I meant to quote, not like this. While missionaries do preform community service each week of their mission, the LDS church has separate funds and programs dedicated to humanitarian efforts. The LDS church has donated more than $2 billion dollars in global assistance to people of all walks of life. It may not be your beliefs, but it’s not a “waste.”

Back to your regularly scheduled snarking....


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SORRY FOR OT: I remember reading a couple of articles on this and it was concluded that the LDS church only donates about 0.7% of their annual windfall, where in comparison, the Methodist church donates 29%. The articles agree they have donated 2 billion dollars, it has just been over the course of 3 DECADES. When you are pocketing 99.3%, that doesn't look very charitable. Of course that is assuming the accuracy of these statistics. I have no skin in the "what religion is better game" and would love to see transparency in any organization that claims to be based on charitable giving. A 50 million dollar yearly donation obviously isn't "a waste", but it would certainly be disappointing and questionable coming from a "charitable" organization raking in 8 billion dollars every year. Where is all the money going?

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[Alexandra4dreams]

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Sadly, one of these days he might happen upon a pic of one of his miracles, that he took I might add. I'm sure some pervert out there has been sharing them and they are making the rounds. When he sees that, I hope he knows that he is the only one to blame.

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[lmmomSD]

Are those children reading yet?! Surely it’s been 4 weeks by now.


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Doesn't look like it [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201910 ... ebed72.jpg[/IMG]

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That rug by the cabinet sure looks like a slip and fall hazard....

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[Haulnarse]

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Sadly, one of these days he might happen upon a pic of one of his miracles, that he took I might add. I'm sure some pervert out there has been sharing them and they are making the rounds. When he sees that, I hope he knows that he is the only one to blame.

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Nope it wont ever be his fault, it will be someone else’s. They never take responsibility for anything they do, its far easier to point the finger elsewhere.

[Howlin17]

Are those children reading yet?! Surely it’s been 4 weeks by now.


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Doesn't look like it [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201910 ... ebed72.jpg[/IMG]

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Totally staged......that feral isn’t the least bit interested in that book! No pictures!!


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[JD386]

Tyson said “You girls are going to bankrupt your parents” as Hazy and one of the girls were looking at princess dresses. Uh, nope. Y’all did that all on your own.


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[lmmomSD]

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Does he EVER not have his nose in his phone? I swear, every single picture that he's not posing with that stupid open-mouthed "surprised" look, he is staring at his phone.
How can the KAD think he's such a great dad? He's only engaged with them when he knows the camera is on him. If it's a candid picture, he's on his phone. He blathers about fatherhood a lot, but he doesn't put his money where his mouth is.

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[Beauregard1]

A recommended post showed up today on YT. Fevers, fevers etc. the quads were sick. She isn’t wearing any makeup. Her skin was just as bad as it looks now. The only thing is now botox has removed her creases. The vlog does show how much weight she has gained since then. I guess they couldn’t eat out at every opportunity back then.

[Abbiedownunder]

They are off to the movies and he says they stopped work early. Psh, bullshit. The worst thing of all, the girls are in pull ups. How fucking lazy do you have to be to do that to your children. Just appalling and disgusting. At nearly five years old the girls don't realise they're parents are lazy shits but I wonder what it does to them knowing they can just piss in their pants any time they want. It really is a kind of abuse. I'm just appalled by it.

[DisgustedbyGreedners]

Do any of you guys follow Tylard’s quadruple the weight gain page on Facebook? He’s non existent there. It seems the only posts are from his upline or other plexus creeps. He doesn’t even post his fake sweat gym selfies anymore.

We all know he never had any attention to really lose weight and get healthy for his girls. He was just looking for another revenue stream to scam people with. He also can’t diet to save his life. One insta story after another was full of fattening meals after the next. I think he gave up in part because not many KADS were jumping on this scam wagon like he had hoped. Isn’t it funny how all the people that signed up under him including family and friends never post there? Not even the KADS that bought that crap post. The whole thing is a joke.

Speaking of jokes, on Lardy’s insta story yesterday he’s waddling into the movie theater with minkie blankets around his neck claiming he left work early. Omg LMAO left work early, ok Lardy whatever you say. As soon as he gets in he literally be lines for the snack bar and a few slides later Assley catches him stuffing handfuls of popcorn in his mouth. He didn’t look very happy. You know he wishes he was back home laying on the couch cruising Instagram for young girls while pounding some donuts. Also check out GQS stories because poor Assley was exhausted after the movie because she had to take the girls multiple times to the bathroom. They are both so pathetic and complain about the stupidest things.


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[Abbiedownunder]

She's just lying It's so bloody obvious they have pullups on. She makes me sick the way she lies and abuses her kids in the same breath. We are not fools, she just thinks we are.

[Haulnarse]

I dont understand the amount of trips to the bathroom??

Get them to go before you go into the movie, limit or stretch the liquid intake so its not gulped down before the movie starts, take them straight away when it finishes...

3 kids - never once had to leave a movie to take a kid to pee. Yes they are sometimes busting at the end, but to be honest they arent even wanting to leave the movie for fear of missing out!

The girls clearly dont retain info, so probably are just running through the motions actually being at the movie theatre, eating and drinking and peeing. So much the same as at home then.

[Abbiedownunder]

But they are obviously wearing pullups so I don't understand. You can see them clearly in the IG. It makes no sense whatsoever.

[MervelllaB]

Respectful as ever, Tyson! Who puts their feet up on cinema chairs?
Can’t he sit normally?

[MervelllaB]

Also, she says she’s bringing Evie back from the bathroom and Tyson is coming out with another two to go to the bathroom. Who is with the 4th child? Is she alone?


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[Imsorrybut]

Nothing annoys me more than when he pretends he has a "rill" job by saying shit like "I took an early day off work" or when he's like "busy busy day. I've worked all morning." What the hell does he, personally, consider work? His shit blog he never post on? His YouTube videos he doesn't edit? His scam unfolding blanket shop that they get shipped in from China? I don't consider what assley does real work either but he realllyyyyyy does nothing and acts like he does everything.

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[Sickandtired]

Claiming the senshit facial cleanser crap is amazing and works so well while her skin looks like this.... yikes no thanks. I’ll pass.

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