JesssFam: Breaking Rules and Twerking Fools (Part 134)

[GetYouTubesTied]

Good.the world doesn’t need Jessica as a teacher. Could you imagine?

Exactly! Better if she keeps getting social media income than starts a career that would actually impact other people's lives. Even the jobs she could get with her associates degree, like receptionist, have an immediate effect upon people's daily lives that her random home videos (sorry that's what the "vlogs" really are) don't come close to touching.

[smom12]

Hi guys! I’m ms skube and I’m your new teacher! CACKLE. After we take attendance we are gonna learn about science, math, art, then LUNCH! *scratches chest, checks dirty ass watch* and after lunch it’s our favorite activity, gym! We are gonna dance! Did you know ms skube was a dancer! CACKLE. But then I had lots of sex and had lots of babies but I can still do splits! CACKLE. Wanna see ms skube do a split?
*looks at faces of horrified children *
Of course you do! This is my classroom and I do what I want! *goes into white girl twerking split* oh I still got it! Timmy can you grab my camera and record it? *spasms into white girl twerking split again* did you get my good side Timmy? No! My good side is with my left leg bent like this! *does weird ass leg bent white girl twerking split* very good Timmy! Now you can go sit down. Ah who needs math! Just tell your parents to get a camera and put you on the Internet! You’ll get so much money and get a lot of iPad time! What’s that Sarah? You wanna be a nurse? But WHYYYYYYYYY??? Ms skube said to go on the Internet you’ll make morrreeeee! How dare you not listen to me!!! Go to the principles office! THIS IS MY CLASSROOM AND YOU ALL HAVE TO WORK THE WAY I SAY AND GROW UP HOW I WANT YOU TO GROW UP! You can never be sad! You must always be positive!
Now, about those dancing classes....

*later in principles office *

You know, you can’t yell at a student because they aspire to be something other than a youtuber....

OH MY GOD. it’s MY CLASSROOM. What’s the big deal?! You can’t tell me what to do! It’s fine!!! You’re not my dad! How dare you tell me what to do in MY CLASSROOM!


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[anr92]

Hi guys! I’m ms skube and I’m your new teacher! CACKLE. After we take attendance we are gonna learn about science, math, art, then LUNCH! *scratches chest, checks dirty ass watch* and after lunch it’s our favorite activity, gym! We are gonna dance! Did you know ms skube was a dancer! CACKLE. But then I had lots of sex and had lots of babies but I can still do splits! CACKLE. Wanna see ms skube do a split?
*looks at faces of horrified children *
Of course you do! This is my classroom and I do what I want! *goes into white girl twerking split* oh I still got it! Timmy can you grab my camera and record it? *spasms into white girl twerking split again* did you get my good side Timmy? No! My good side is with my left leg bent like this! *does weird ass leg bent white girl twerking split* very good Timmy! Now you can go sit down. Ah who needs math! Just tell your parents to get a camera and put you on the Internet! You’ll get so much money and get a lot of iPad time! What’s that Sarah? You wanna be a nurse? But WHYYYYYYYYY??? Ms skube said to go on the Internet you’ll make morrreeeee! How dare you not listen to me!!! Go to the principles office! THIS IS MY CLASSROOM AND YOU ALL HAVE TO WORK THE WAY I SAY AND GROW UP HOW I WANT YOU TO GROW UP! You can never be sad! You must always be positive!
Now, about those dancing classes....

*later in principles office *

You know, you can’t yell at a student because they aspire to be something other than a youtuber....

OH MY GOD. it’s MY CLASSROOM. What’s the big deal?! You can’t tell me what to do! It’s fine!!! You’re not my dad! How dare you tell me what to do in MY CLASSROOM!


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LMFAO... on point!! *Does Splits*


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[pixiefrost]

She should be going each child's laundry on a diff day. Then she wouldn't have to sort it. Then she would be able to organise it and fold it, to avoid the cHaOs she loves so much... has she ever thought maybe her kids don't....

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[CottonCandySky]

Good.the world doesn’t need Jessica as a teacher. Could you imagine?

Exactly! Better if she keeps getting social media income than starts a career that would actually impact other people's lives. Even the jobs she could get with her associates degree, like receptionist, have an immediate effect upon people's daily lives that her random home videos (sorry that's what the "vlogs" really are) don't come close to touching.

I’m dying over your username

[SillyElephants]

I thought the kids did their own laundry?

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[luci417]

I’ve seen comments from people asking if she’s going to go back and she said she doesn’t feel the need to right now and wants to prioritize YouTube. I think I remember her answering a q&a and saying she’s making more on yt than she would be in a teaching career which made me roll my eyes. Can’t wait for it all to come crashing down on her
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I mean I get wanting to make $$$ but does she understand that she will have to pay for her degree and support 5 kids and herself while she's in school? just make chris's unemployed ass learn to edit the vlog and you can keep posting.

[jellybean]

I thought the kids did their own laundry?

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Chris does it, leaves it in a pile in their room and then they put it in their drawers

[amwod]

Her poor kids will grow up having no idea of privacy. First she secretly records Addie singing in the shower, next she's reading Lilia's texts on a vlog. My heart broke for poor Lilia when she said they could read her diary next time. Imagine growing up thinking its normal to share absolutely everything about yourself with the world. I'm interested to see how kids who grow up on social media are able to manage what they put out there when they have the ability to make the decision for themselves. I wonder if they'll be total oversharers like Mess, or go the complete opposite. How will they manage to keep confidentiality if their job requires it, navigate friendships, breakups etc without blasting it all over the internet. I wonder if they'll grow up with a grossly inflated sense of self because they've been told all their lives how important they are and how much everyone cares about everything they say or do.

[sondraK]

I can't see anyone hiring Jesss as a teacher,even if she did get a degree.Aren't there morals that need to be met? Jesss has wayyyy too much garbage on herself,even if deleted,everyone would still know? Like her sex antics/garbage talk,etc

[sezzajaydee]

The laundry baffles me.
I have the same amount of kids.
One load one day. The next I do a clothes load and then towels.
It’s not hard. My 2 year old knows where his dirty clothes go.
Her kids are going to be just like her when they leave home....if they ever leave home.

[Morecatslessbabies]

I can't see anyone hiring Jesss as a teacher,even if she did get a degree. Aren't there morals that need to be met? Jesss has wayyyy too much garbage on herself,even if deleted,everyone would still know? Like her sex antics/garbage talk,etc

For real though, I have friends who are studying to be teachers and they are told to not even make finstas as it could reflect badly on them...can't imagine exploiting your 5 children for money and depriving them of any and all privacy while making yourself look like a fool in front of millions would go over well in a job interview....

[dailyblahblahblah]

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[Lady6]

I want South Park to make an episode about her

[Lady6]

Hahaha yes, teachers have to meet fit and proper code of ethics. But they also have to not be lazy af couch potatoes. There is NO WAY she would be able to put in all the hard work that's required.

[fleekcucumber]

I’m an educator in a different state. I bet she could find a job somewhere in California. There is a code of ethics and you are told to limit your social media posts when you teach, but there’s a school somewhere in California that wouldn’t care until a large group of parents complained.

She doesn’t come across as the teacher type though. She cannot even control her own kids and manage her house. How is she expected to have classroom management?


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[happyfunmeowmeow]

Language copying is one thing, her texting long paragraphs is another. Most kids I know (advanced even) still send simple texts not paragraphs. Isn't texting supposed to be easier than long conversation?

True, my guess is, she got it from somewhere and knows Jess will melt over how "advanced" she is, when in reality she does what many children do, which is soaking up things like a sponge and repeating it for compliments.

I don't knw how other people write texts, but essay writing can happen

I think she probably used the “speak to text“ function

[chelsieross7]

I find it funny when jess says their 5 day Turks and caicos trip is the "longest weve ever been away from any of the kids" seemingly not remembering that chris goes weeks and weeks without seeing his 2 biological sons

[randomgerman]

Two questions! First: does Jess think the song‘s „Cabana“ instead of Havana? I‘m confused. Second: did Hannah let the kids create their own pizza? Like, with actual ingredients? I couldn‘t really tell from the last few seconds, but it looked like pizza that they could pile fresh ingredients on?

[Candyheart]

Is there a place where we can watch youtubers and not give them veiws?