Steps to covering up your failure | Steps to Wander | Part 7

[HashtagBlessed]

The best lyric “Baby daddy broke better hope he hit the lotto” -truth

Indeed. If only Kelsey had the self-awareness to know how relevant those lyrics are to their life. Why do they keep looking down and to the side? Are they watching the dance moves and trying to copy them?

The whole thing was weird. It was pretty obvious Corbin didn't want to do it and says Kelsey "made him."

She's not even 41 weeks yet, but of course that video is titled, "THE BABY MAMA DANCE! 41 Weeks PREGNANT!"

[HashtagBlessed]

Oh God, Corbin's latest Instagram story about voting. He says that if Kelsey can vote at 41 weeks pregnant then so can you and Kelsey chimes in with "no kidding!" There are a lot of circumstances that make it difficult for people to vote. Being pregnant with a husband at home isn't exactly one of them? I'm home alone with a newborn during the day while I'm on maternity leave and I'll be going to vote with my husband when he gets home from work. But I would never say "if I can vote with an infant then so can you!" There are people out there who need to work the entire time the polls are open. Or people who are actually physically disabled. Not to excuse people for not voting, but Kelsey and Corbin have no idea. but Kelsey acts like she's disabled on a good day, so no wonder she has his attitude at 41 weeks pregnant. Remember when they were parking in the expectant mothers parking space when she was like 6 weeks pregnant?

[jmoysa]

All they did was copy one of the many, many other “baby momma” videos that are all over YouTube. Still trying to get the big views. They really don’t do anything original. Cole and Sav have also done it. Corbin reminds me of Bryan dancing...no rhythm what’s so ever and very awkward looking.

They’re really banking on tatertot to bring in the big views. I’m still questioning this whole delivery date. These pictures and vlogs could have been filmed a while ago. So this is giving them time to not vlog. They’re just so weird, period.


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[KKand3boys]

That dance was Corbin evolving into his final form as a human dingleberry

[minniemouse99]

Not sure if it’s just my OCD but who ever saw Kelsey’s insta pic of her laying the bathtub, look carefully to their grout!
Seriously how hard is it to spray some bleach on that and get it looking neat and clean. Or redo the grout in general!
So freaking gross. I can only imagine how nasty their house is.
If I had all the time in the world I would be scrubbing up my place all day long lol again OCD problems lol

[Dramaqueen]

That dance was Corbin evolving into his final form as a human dingleberry

Hahaha


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[crew96]

Uh-oh back labor started. Start the countdown of her DIFFICULT UNEXPECTED 85 HOUR LABOR. MY WIFE DID WHAT?!


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[minniemouse99]

Uh-oh back labor started. Start the countdown of her DIFFICULT UNEXPECTED 85 HOUR LABOR. MY WIFE DID WHAT?!


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Uh oh the suspense!!!
Here come 3 vlogs (whole week of vlogging for them) of how Kelsey is “laboring”
CANT WAIT!

**Im actually really curious how she will do this time around

[HashtagBlessed]

Corbin just posted a picture with the words "induction day!" and an image of Kelsey saying goodbye to their daughter, so I assume today is their scheduled induction and she's headed to the hospital. Perhaps nothing came of their "back labor" and it was a false alarm. Or maybe she just hurt herself filming that baby mama dance. I have zero experience with back labor and can't really speak to it, but I thought it was a product of the baby being "sunny side up" aka facing your stomach rather than facing your spine, so that the hard part of their skull is pushing up against your back. I've heard it can make labor more uncomfortable and last longer, and if that's the case they will most definitely be posting at least three DIFFICULT UNEXPECTED 85 HOUR LABOR vlogs.

[Parktown]

Corbin just posted a picture with the words "induction day!" and an image of Kelsey saying goodbye to their daughter, so I assume today is their scheduled induction and she's headed to the hospital. Perhaps nothing came of their "back labor" and it was a false alarm. Or maybe she just hurt herself filming that baby mama dance. I have zero experience with back labor and can't really speak to it, but I thought it was a product of the baby being "sunny side up" aka facing your stomach rather than facing your spine, so that the hard part of their skull is pushing up against your back. I've heard it can make labor more uncomfortable and last longer, and if that's the case they will most definitely be posting at least three DIFFICULT UNEXPECTED 85 HOUR LABOR vlogs.

After the goodbye pic there is one of her on the hospital bed all strapped up and ready to go according to their wording! Baby T is probably here!

[justmeelinex]

10 minutes ago he posted a pic saying “9.5 cm”

[HashtagBlessed]

Corbin just posted a picture with the words "induction day!" and an image of Kelsey saying goodbye to their daughter, so I assume today is their scheduled induction and she's headed to the hospital. Perhaps nothing came of their "back labor" and it was a false alarm. Or maybe she just hurt herself filming that baby mama dance. I have zero experience with back labor and can't really speak to it, but I thought it was a product of the baby being "sunny side up" aka facing your stomach rather than facing your spine, so that the hard part of their skull is pushing up against your back. I've heard it can make labor more uncomfortable and last longer, and if that's the case they will most definitely be posting at least three DIFFICULT UNEXPECTED 85 HOUR LABOR vlogs.

After the goodbye pic there is one of her on the hospital bed all strapped up and ready to go according to their wording! Baby T is probably here!

I've never been induced, so if anyone has the experience or expertise please chime in, but I've heard it's more intense than natural labor, because it stimulates really strong contractions without a gradual build up. If that's the case, I'm sure we will hear all about it. Looks like she got to almost 10 cm in 6 hours or so (just going by the spacing of his updates, which might not be in real time). So instead of 85 HOUR LABOR! we'll be hearing about MOST INTENSE CONTRACTIONS EVER WITH PITOCIN!

[minniemouse99]

I have been induced AND also experienced starting labor on my own.
And let me tell you, being induced SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I had the choice to do it again, I would just wait till the baby comes if my midwife allowed me to wait.
The contractions are super intense. You feel so high of all the drugs and crap they inject into you. I literally felt high of the ground for 4-5 days after birth. Absolutely horrible.

Again, someone else might have had a much different experience. But yes getting induced absolutely sucks!

[StreetTacosTalking]

I’ve had an induction and a spontaneous labor and couldn’t tell the difference when things got intense. The induction didn’t get intense until transition. The spontaneous got intense around 5-6cm. But my spontaneous was sunny side up, so that could very well skew my experience.


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[lmmomSD]

I got pitocin with both of my kids, but my epidural was working by the time it got really rocking. The only issue I had was that for some reason, external monitors don't pick up contractions on me (2 different hospitals, same experience). The nurses thought I was a total whiner until they got an internal monitor, and the contractions showed up. "Wow, you really ARE having contractions!" Yeah, bitch. That's what I have been telling you..
Are we taking bets on Kelsey having another epidural? Not that there is anything wrong with it. I have mad respect for women who can birth babies without one, but I sure couldn't. Didn't progress until I got mine. Which is why I got pitocin...

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[PirateWench8]

Tator Tot has made his grand entry and he is already Corbin's son. Not our son.

[aral12]

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Baby tot is here


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[jmoysa]

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Baby tot is here


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Sorry but that picture is just gross. Sad that he’s already claiming it as “his” and not “ours”. Guess June is now on the back burner.


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[Groovynik]

I seriously hope they rethink his name before it's official because that kid is going to be in therapy before pre-school

[lmmomSD]

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Baby tot is here


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Sorry but that picture is just gross. Sad that he’s already claiming it as “his” and not “ours”. Guess June is now on the back burner.


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And of course they don't show his face. Gotta get those vlog views!
"My son". What an asshole. I'm no fan of Kelsey's, but she was the one who carried him and went through labor. But sure, Corbs. He's "your son".

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