The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

[Notablogger]

The kids were there while she cleaned but she still managed to clean all day. I think I saw Dan at one point but it’s not realistic. She has a six month old baby. I found it impossible to spend an entire day devoted to cleaning. I doubt she’s breastfeeding anymore. And she doesn’t show the loft So maybe there’s more toys/mess there? She basically cleans just the main floor. And it takes her all day. Who cleans the inside of their cabinets that often?!!

[TeachIT]

The kids were there while she cleaned but she still managed to clean all day. I think I saw Dan at one point but it’s not realistic. She has a six month old baby. I found it impossible to spend an entire day devoted to cleaning. I doubt she’s breastfeeding anymore. And she doesn’t show the loft So maybe there’s more toys/mess there? She basically cleans just the main floor. And it takes her all day. Who cleans the inside of their cabinets that often?!!

Oh ok. To be fair that video was boring and I definitely halfheartedly watched lol.

But even so - her husband kept the kids away while she filmed and cleaned all that? Dang, Elle, Dan really is a catch. My husband could barely keep the kids out of the bedroom while I wrapped Christmas presents lol


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Elle wants to be relatable so hard. I thought she made a whole video about not giving her kids any kind of screentime anymore other than family movie nights? Also, does she put on a 3 hour movie on for to clean? And does the baby watch the movie as well? I have so many questions.[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202001 ... e42fe7.jpg[/IMG]

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[Notablogger]

Honestly. I had to beg for one day during this break to put away the decorations and clean. And the girls kept creeping up to me because Dad fell asleep lol. Maybe she doesn’t respect Dan because he treats her well and she wants someone to treat her like trash.

[fossilfinger]

The kids were there while she cleaned but she still managed to clean all day. I think I saw Dan at one point but it’s not realistic. She has a six month old baby. I found it impossible to spend an entire day devoted to cleaning. I doubt she’s breastfeeding anymore. And she doesn’t show the loft So maybe there’s more toys/mess there? She basically cleans just the main floor. And it takes her all day. Who cleans the inside of their cabinets that often?!!

Seriously. I barely have time to vacuum one room. I usually have time to either cook or eat a meal without having to tend to my child, but not both. Where does Elle get all this time to clean? Even if Dan were helping, how can she get to every single room in the house in two days? She wasn't deep cleaning, mostly tidying, but she still focused on some rather particular areas for "speed cleaning," like cleaning off the TV and the vase the succulents were in. And yeah, it doesn't look like her kids can really be kids in that house.

[Decembermother]

Long time lurker, first time poster!
I just have to say that I love that I found this forum bc I was once a big Elle fan, like most of you. And now I just can’t stand her. I cringe watch like 75% of her videos and I stupidly feel invested in her boys and Dan. My heart truly feels for them. They all have to feel that now that she’s got her little girl, she didn’t waste any time beginning to phase them out if her life. I personally really like Dan. Yeah he’s dorky and awkward, but you almost don’t have room to have a personality shine through when you’re married to someone like Elle. I think he’s adorable, a great provider for their family, a devoted father and an all around good person, it seems. I hate that it seems like she’s shouting it from the rooftops that her 2020 goals list includes ending their marriage. Ugh. Anyways. Couldn’t help but notice today (to my surprise) that she’s wearing her rings in her stories. BUT. And I’m not sure if someone has mentioned this yet, I also couldn’t help but notice that her IG bio says “blogger, mama” and nothing about being a fucking wife. She’s gross.

[TeachIT]

Long time lurker, first time poster!
I just have to say that I love that I found this forum bc I was once a big Elle fan, like most of you. And now I just can’t stand her. I cringe watch like 75% of her videos and I stupidly feel invested in her boys and Dan. My heart truly feels for them. They all have to feel that now that she’s got her little girl, she didn’t waste any time beginning to phase them out if her life. I personally really like Dan. Yeah he’s dorky and awkward, but you almost don’t have room to have a personality shine through when you’re married to someone like Elle. I think he’s adorable, a great provider for their family, a devoted father and an all around good person, it seems. I hate that it seems like she’s shouting it from the rooftops that her 2020 goals list includes ending their marriage. Ugh. Anyways. Couldn’t help but notice today (to my surprise) that she’s wearing her rings in her stories. BUT. And I’m not sure if someone has mentioned this yet, I also couldn’t help but notice that her IG bio says “blogger, mama” and nothing about being a fucking wife. She’s gross.

I agree with you 100%! I don’t find him attractive, but full disclosure I’ve dated some unattractive men who became SUPER attractive once I got to know their quirky personalities. We don’t get to see anything but Dan’s flaws through Elle’s perspective. She complains about him constantly. He provides and puts up with her shit (something my husband would be calling me out on), and he’s a great father to their children. He is way more invested in parenting than she is.

Like someone above said, I have a suspicion that Elle doesn’t LIKE that Dan is so supportive, so consistent, and so low drama. She probably wants an over the top dramatic ob again/off again relationship - then she’d have something to actually vlog about!


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[TeachIT]

Elle wants to be relatable so hard. I thought she made a whole video about not giving her kids any kind of screentime anymore other than family movie nights? Also, does she put on a 3 hour movie on for to clean? And does the baby watch the movie as well? I have so many questions.[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202001 ... e42fe7.jpg[/IMG]

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Double post but omg! She has me blocked someone please reply and ask her if that counts as their “hour of family TV time” for the day lol


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Long time lurker, first time poster!
I just have to say that I love that I found this forum bc I was once a big Elle fan, like most of you. And now I just can’t stand her. I cringe watch like 75% of her videos and I stupidly feel invested in her boys and Dan. My heart truly feels for them. They all have to feel that now that she’s got her little girl, she didn’t waste any time beginning to phase them out if her life. I personally really like Dan. Yeah he’s dorky and awkward, but you almost don’t have room to have a personality shine through when you’re married to someone like Elle. I think he’s adorable, a great provider for their family, a devoted father and an all around good person, it seems. I hate that it seems like she’s shouting it from the rooftops that her 2020 goals list includes ending their marriage. Ugh. Anyways. Couldn’t help but notice today (to my surprise) that she’s wearing her rings in her stories. BUT. And I’m not sure if someone has mentioned this yet, I also couldn’t help but notice that her IG bio says “blogger, mama” and nothing about being a fucking wife. She’s gross.

I'm with you. I think a lot of the viewers like myself saw Dan's dedication to his kids and established that he is a great father and husband through the old vlogs. His quirkiness and subpar looks is negated by his ability to provide and be an active parent. I mean he works as a Vet and comes home to cook dinner! That's a keeper. Once he was phased out of the vlogs, we only hear the negative things about him through Elle. I know we don't get the whole picture because we are not living their lives. BUT it's a big red flag when Elle doesn't even pertain to herself being a wife let alone talk bad about her husband on the internet regularly.

I think there is a reason Elle is adamant of growing her channel aka increasing her income. Too bad her YouTube isn't getting the views as she would like it to get and she is stuck at 200k while her "friends" like Alexandra grew her channel overnight. My opinion only, she would have left Dan long ago if she was a kind of YouTuber that gets millions of views or at least 500k regularly.

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[Notablogger]

So she’s in North Carolina for yet another fuckin glorified work/girls trip.

Those poor Lindquist boys just looking for somebody to love them.

[TeachIT]

Watched Do It On A Dime for the first time today. Why does Elle partner with her? They have opposite “ETHOS” Dioad is all about helping her viewers make the most of their money, super relatable, isn’t ashamed of store brand or penny pinching. That’s polar opposite of Elle!


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[Decembermother]

Of courrrrrrse she’s on another vacation

And I know we touched on the godawful bangs, but can we please talk about her weird high-waisted sweat pants/yoga pants that she tucks all her shirts into now?? I don’t understand this look

[TeachIT]

Of courrrrrrse she’s on another vacation

And I know we touched on the godawful bangs, but can we please talk about her weird high-waisted sweat pants/yoga pants that she tucks all her shirts into now?? I don’t understand this look

Yessss! I love my high waisted jeans and leggings, but I’d die before I tucked my shirt into baggy high waisted sweatpants She genuinely thinks she’s a style icon though.


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Watched Do It On A Dime for the first time today. Why does Elle partner with her? They have opposite “ETHOS” Dioad is all about helping her viewers make the most of their money, super relatable, isn’t ashamed of store brand or penny pinching. That’s polar opposite of Elle!


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Do it on A Dime is polar opposite of Elle. Elle is all about unnecessarily replace things with high quality aka super expensive items to fit her strict unrealistic ethos. Kathryn serves her viewers well and Elle thinks she does the same. That's how self aware Elle is, so sad.

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[Decembermother]

Haha ok I’m sorry for posting so many times on my first day but it’s been what like 3 hours since I made a comment about her bio saying “blogger” and “mama” but nowhere mentioning “wife” right? I just went to her page to see if she’d updated us on her trip anymore and she’s taken blogger out of her bio! I know you guys have connected dots many times proving she reads this forum. And it may just be a coincidence but it still gave me a laugh imagining her reading this and rushing to her Instagram to delete it lol

[sunnyshine]

I could've sworn I already posted about this but now I don't see it. Hmm.. The whole "I put on a movie for the kids" makes me laugh so hard because just recently she said that they only watch tv as a family as an "intentional family activity". WHY is she so full of BS? Why not just be honest that you didn't totally take away technology. Gimme an effing break. Guarantee Cohen still watches cartoons every day... who spends day in and day out with a 3 year old and a baby and doesn't once turn on cartoons? I don't believe it.

[okaythatlldo]

She took her baby on a walk around the hotel with her phone on airplane mode? Wow, that’s some groundbreaking shit right there. I don’t buy her “embrace the silence” ethos-of-the-day. Every single ~*iNfLuEnCeR*~ is talking about slowing down in 2020 and this is just yet another bandwagon she’s jumping on.

I love how she doesn’t let her kids have any screen time but she literally has to ban herself from her own phone for a 10 minute walk around the hotel. Why not just leave your phone in your room then??


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[Seriouslysweetie]

She took her baby on a walk around the hotel with her phone on airplane mode? Wow, that’s some groundbreaking shit right there. I don’t buy her “embrace the silence” ethos-of-the-day. Every single ~*iNfLuEnCeR*~ is talking about slowing down in 2020 and this is just yet another bandwagon she’s jumping on.

I love how she doesn’t let her kids have any screen time but she literally has to ban herself from her own phone for a 10 minute walk around the hotel. Why not just leave your phone in your room then??


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I bet she's putting to practice the social media strategies she learned yesterday. Is it me or the post caption didn't really sound like Elle except for the "walk around with B on airplane mode" part?

Imagine if she paid for flights and to be taught how to "strategize" yet a month ago she claims to coach other influencers how to monetize their socials. Her fakeness is oozing.

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[Notablogger]

Once again the question of money comes into play. Second girls trip in a month. Right after Christmas (but yeah she didn’t spend on anyone but herself) and a new car.

[TeachIT]

Another Target shopping spree.

She’s only using Katrina’s ig story filter lately, super evident in her target shots. We all know target is red and yet hers is flat out oranbe she tk all the filters.


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