jayann wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:54 pm
GRWM review (whew might take me a while cause I can't take 32 min of Maddie at once.)
1. Nice hair
2. Nice nails
3. Nice wake up time
4. Gotta make sure we go spend money that $6 daily on that caffeine fix.
5. I would be legit shocked if your daughter actually said waffle in a way that any other human besides your family could understand. With that said, even if she did, it is like one of a handful of words she can even say let alone use in the proper context (dinna is yes and no one corrects her?). Please get your daughter some help. If for no other reason, think of the content and views you could spin from it. I don't care what motivates you to do it as long as you do it.
6. Oh look! It's one of the 5+ princess dresses.
7. Everly did not say "this is for the doggy" Melissa. We all know better. I love how you guys spin what she supposedly says. If anything, she probably said something that sounds like dog and that is what you make of it.
8. Getting a dog would not be great for your channel because I promise people will be talking shit about your ability to care for a dog considering Everly and all.
9. EXPOSED!! Melissa told Everly to "say no Maddie". VERY telling! Also "you don't even clean your room". You are not even embarrassed by these facts considering you left those parts in the edit.
10. Does Slate have any impulse control?
11. Whoa! Are you aware that the weight gain is causing the beginnings of a double chin (see 6:56)?
12. Yes you are indeed having an eyebrow crisis. Knowing is half the battle.
13. What in gods name makes you think the spray tan makes you look skinnier? It does not.
14. I can also promise that there is no correlation between your views going down and you being orange. That is NOT the issue.
15. You didn't "forget " to brush your teeth, you just normally don't.
16. Glad to see you waste money on expensive makeup as well!
17. I know, i know. English is hard when you drop out in 8th grade.
18. You could probably find shades of makeup that would work for you if you stopped focusing on trying to get trendy name brands.
19. WOW you are OK with using a cheap highlighter?!? SHOCKING
20. What the hell is this makeup look that you are going for? Future porn star look (see 24:52)?
21. That crop top/ mom jean look with the weight gain. LOL
22. That's not naturally wavy Maddie. That is the result of not brushing or washing it for 3 days.
23. Wow! Holy shit! You are brushing your hair! Please notice that after running a brush through it, aside from it being dead, it looks nice, not "more frizzy" as you claim. The frizz comes from your lack of self care and obsession with trying to be blonde.
24. ROFL "People come after me for saying I have naturally curly hair". Literally the only place anyone says that is on here. Your minions would never allow someone to comment such a negative thing on your social medias. Keep it coming with the continued affirmations (ask mommy what that means) that you are obsessed with what the "Karens" have to say.
25. What do you know! Look at that! Your hair is capable of not looking like an un-bathed homeless when you actually care.
26. For the love of god, please stop trying to make her perform for the camera. She IS very clearly telling you no. Just as she has in past videos. We all know the reason you do it is to try and prove the Karens wrong about Everlys delay. You are actually doing the opposite.
27. Ahhh there it is. "Everyone is saying Everly is developmentally slow. Do you see the statement above how I called that before ever even seeing the next clip of you ACTUALLY addressing this. Regardless if she actually did count to 13 which I highly doubt, she is still very much delayed in her speech. She should be saying FAR more than the few words we ever hear and just so you are aware, to the naked ear, the words also sound as if there is a speech problem.
28. AGAIIN... she is telling you no she doesn't want to perform for you. I know she is your cash cow but can't you at least respect when she tells you no she doesn't want to do something? You seem to be ok with respecting her other choices such as proncess dresses (since its all she wants to wear and wont let you take it off). You respect that NP! This is immediately followed by "dinna" her version of yes and guess what? No one corrects her!
29. "This is how we get ready in the mornings". No Maddie, you don't get ready in the morning let alone even wake up. Also, stop pretending that you even "get ready" 5 out of the 7 days a week.
30. Back to point 27...
Maddie: "say bye guys.
Everly: "bye dyes"
Maddie: "can you say like this video?"
Everly: "be bo"
Maddie again slowly "like... this... video"
Everly: "not dis be vo"
Maddie: "and"
Everly: "end"
Maddie: "subscribe"
Everly: "dibe"
Maddie: "to"
Everly: "beece".
*insert Everly making her whining noise cause she wants something*
Maddie: "oh the bath bomb?"
Everly: "dinna" (again uncorrected).
Just review that a couple times and maybe reconsider that Everly does indeed have a problem.
*update* I posted before actually getting caught up on here but I see many sharing my very sentiments Maddie. Just think about that.
