The Lindquists: unravELLEing | Part 3

[Margie]

Her gem popsocket straight up looks like a vulva

[BeepBoop28]

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Yes. Still are at last check. I guess nobody's jumping on $100 used baby items. Just like the *not aesthetic* $50 ABSOLUTELY LOWEST LESS THAN HALF PRICE I'M BASICALLY DONATING IT TO THE POOREST MOTHERS diaper bag that's been up for a few weeks.
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Is it one of the ones she was gifted? I wouldn’t be surprised to find out she’s trying to make money off of the stuff she was already paid to promote but ‘has been using for YEARS’ yet somehow never showed up in previous posts.

[TeachIT]

Elles hilarious marketplace items for sale:

- $10 for three bottles of used nail polish

- $250 for her mamroo that she HAD to buy from west coast kids

- $50 for a used, no tags wool scarf (originally $88 but still)

- $100 for USED baby bouncer lmaooooo anyone with kids will find this hilarious. You can barely give away old bouncers, swings, etc. I recently sold some nice ones and was lucky to get $10-25 for each item.

- $30 for USED makeup brushes. Ew.

- $5 for used Neti pot. Double ew!



Then on posh mark we have ...

- $25 for a worn, no brand t-shirt that’s stretched out from Elle tying it into a knot.

- $90 for pilling cardigans




... is she that out of touch with reality??????


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[TeachIT]

Hahahahahaha Elle is flourishing all right!

I was watching her laundry video this morning, because I hadn’t seen it, and I noticed someone, presumably Dan, was walking around filming her, and it made me think... we were all laughing that she had someone film her cookie video for her, but now I’m thinking she likely had to have someone film it for her because Dan is no longer willing to be bossed around trailing her like the filming puppy dog she expected him to be

Has she had any videos that aren’t vlog style lately? I think someone filmed her “meditating” in that awkward AF video, but other than that she’s back to only filming herself


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[JustAMereMuggle]

Yes. Still are at last check. I guess nobody's jumping on $100 used baby items. Just like the *not aesthetic* $50 ABSOLUTELY LOWEST LESS THAN HALF PRICE I'M BASICALLY DONATING IT TO THE POOREST MOTHERS diaper bag that's been up for a few weeks.
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Is it one of the ones she was gifted? I wouldn’t be surprised to find out she’s trying to make money off of the stuff she was already paid to promote but ‘has been using for YEARS’ yet somehow never showed up in previous posts.
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Not sure. It's definitely not the one that was the giveaway (that was *aesthetically flowered*). This is the one she said she used with Cohen in the "What's In My Diaper Bag" video from 2016. It's a JUJUBE BFF Diaper Bag in the colour black magic. In that case it's a four year old black and white striped diaper bag she's asking $50 for. Oh ya, and it doesn't come with a change pad or shoulder strap because she lost it in her big empty house. Or maybe it was a casualty of the poo-nami basement incident a few years ago.
BTW she's taken down that video. Or I can't find it. Maybe running around yelling at your husband and not SHUTTING THE FREAKING WATER OFF in a video doesn't fit her new ethos.

[Nacholife]

I love how Elle could not stop talking about West coast kids for months, practically begging for a sponsorship. I thought she got one when she bought those hideous chairs and she even said she was going to post her review on them but she never did!! I guess they didn’t want to pay her? I’m glad WCK came to their senses, she was so desperate to get anything free from them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a few months from now she sells those chairs because the reality of a decreased income will hit her hard in the face.


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[JustAMereMuggle]

I love how Elle could not stop talking about West coast kids for months, practically begging for a sponsorship. I thought she got one when she bought those hideous chairs and she even said she was going to post her review on them but she never did!! I guess they didn’t want to pay her? I’m glad WCK came to their senses, she was so desperate to get anything free from them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a few months from now she sells those chairs because the reality of a decreased income will hit her hard in the face.


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I hope Dan fights for them in the divorce. They are more expensive than half the stuff in that house.

[Margie]

I love how Elle could not stop talking about West coast kids for months, practically begging for a sponsorship. I thought she got one when she bought those hideous chairs and she even said she was going to post her review on them but she never did!! I guess they didn’t want to pay her? I’m glad WCK came to their senses, she was so desperate to get anything free from them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a few months from now she sells those chairs because the reality of a decreased income will hit her hard in the face.


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Hahaha, I would be SO pleased if she sold those atrocities that she just NEEDED to have! $4500 worth of chairs for your fucking kids?! Ok Elle.... slow down, it’s not like you or your “doctor” husband are printing money.

[JustAMereMuggle]

So the coochy pop socket on her phone is *one of a kind* from Etsy. She linked the store. $32.11 for the product, $20.50 to ship to Canada. That's $52.61 for a FREAKING PHONE ACCESSORY for ONE Instagram post. And she's mentioned many times that she may not even be keeping that phone. Good Lord! She's going to have to go back into "teaching" just to avoid bankruptcy once the "doctor" husband is 100% gone.

[TeachIT]

So the coochy pop socket on her phone is *one of a kind* from Etsy. She linked the store. $32.11 for the product, $20.50 to ship to Canada. That's $52.61 for a FREAKING PHONE ACCESSORY for ONE Instagram post. And she's mentioned many times that she may not even be keeping that phone. Good Lord! She's going to have to go back into "teaching" just to avoid bankruptcy once the "doctor" husband is 100% gone.

This is what I don’t get!!!

She needs money bad enough to SELL a used, snot filled personal hygiene product on FB for $5... but she’s buying $50+ unnecessary accessories.

Who has the TIME to haggle, message, and meet someone and sell a $5 nose cleaner or $10 in used nail polish? Unless you need the money. And if you need the money... why waste it on dumb shit?

Next week on FB marketplace I’m going to sell my kid’s used Nose Frida for $9 (RETAILS FOR $10!!) and half a pack of pads for $3. Stay tuned.


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[Pamomma8422]

Guys, what is up with the video she just posted. Its creepy. I had to turn it off about 40 seconds in.

[TeachIT]

Guys, what is up with the video she just posted. Its creepy. I had to turn it off about 40 seconds in.

I got you And anyone else would couldn’t sit through. Got to get to work, so no commentary, but I screenshot, zoom, and typed Elle’s list about herself up for you ladies. Enjoy, I tried to even copy her punctuation.


- I am tall
- Sensitive/emotional
- Pale
- Determined
- I love to dance
- I love to sing
- I feel strongly for social justice issues
- I care what others think
- Sometimes I look to others for validation
- I am creative
- I am a good mom
- I love my kids and being a mom
- My channel isn’t as successful as I’d like it to be
- I’m funny
- I’m witty
- I’m resilient
- I’m defensive and fear being judged
- I like painting
- I’m not good at painting
- I talk more than I listen
- I’m an introvert
- I value self growth
- I love an organized space
- I have anxiety
- I love a beautiful home that feels calm
- I am a good organizer
- I like cleaning
- I am an overachiever
- I never feel “good enough”
- I often feel invisible
- I spend too much $
- I value minimalism
- I buy too much because I’m constantly seeking “perfection”
- I value the art of slow living
- My current life feels too busy
- I am loyal
- I am a good friend
- I am a good writer
- I communicate well
- I have thick healthy hair
- Love tea and coffee
- I love chocolate and bread
- I’m very particular/picky
- I fear abandonment
- I love fashion
- I love reading
- I don’t read enough
- I like running errands
- I love budgeting
- I’m impulsive
- I’m impatient
- I love yoga and fitness
- I love meditation
- I value “me time”
- I don’t feel bad for me time (like facials)
- I love going to bed early
- I like reality tv
- I love self help books
- I’m pretty
- I can be jealous of others
- I value deep connections and relationships
- I’m a good storyteller
- I don’t like being wrong
- But I’m very open to hearing the other side
- I love skin care
- I love to talk
- I’m drawn to earthy smells
- I prefer muted colors
- I love eating healthy
- I don’t like cooking
- I hate conflict
- I love nature
- I prefer small towns to big cities
- I love to travel
- I love animals
- I’m a vegetarian
- I’m easily persuaded by marketing
- I love baths
- I love god
- I love spicy food
- I’m intuitive
- I’m determined
- I can be stubborn
- I’m trusting of others right away (100% in)
- I care for “the least of these”
- I’m hard on myself
- I push myself and expect the same of others
- I’m not good at staying in touch with people


I think that’s all I’d them, in the order they popped into her mind. Discuss!


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[ForeverGauc01]

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How to find your authentic self? Oh that’s rich coming from Elle. She hasn’t been authentic in about 6 years.


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[JustAMereMuggle]

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Um, is that supposed to add up to 100%? Because it's definitely only 99%. Teacher my ass...
She'll say something about "that last 1% is for personal growth" or some BS when she realizes. You're welcome Elle.
Also her creepy ASMR voice isn't soothing, it's grating and should die with this video.

[Seriouslysweetie]

This video can be a good drinking game. Take a shot everytime Elle says "self"!

It's definitely cringey, creepy and unwatchable. Too self obsessed in my opinion.

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[Margie]

Hahahahaha I can’t handle this video. This is her worst to date. And really, it’s so true that Elle has never been authentic. I’d bet money that she didn’t actually come up with this, her therapist of years past probably told her to do it.

What the actual fuck is with the ending? Her stupid bowl meditation and touching her stomach? I’m so confused. This was just so weird.

But on the Dan front: did anyone notice while she was making the bed, there was no pillow on Dans side? Also nothing on the list about Dan or her marriage either. I think it’s safe to say they are over.

[Nacholife]

OMG it’s going to be a good day on tapatalk! I’m only 30 seconds into the vlog.


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[Margie]

I also disagree with a few of her points.... I’d discuss them with her, but she’s DEFINITELY not up for hearing the other side

[Nacholife]

Today’s vlog: what the fuckity fuck was that??


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[TeachIT]

As a mother of 3+, how in the fuck does she make time for a 50-step tea recipe. God she’s so fucking extra.


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