The Lindquists: unravELLEing | Part 3

[Nacholife]

Guys, what is up with the video she just posted. Its creepy. I had to turn it off about 40 seconds in.

I got you And anyone else would couldn’t sit through. Got to get to work, so no commentary, but I screenshot, zoom, and typed Elle’s list about herself up for you ladies. Enjoy, I tried to even copy her punctuation.


- I am tall
- Sensitive/emotional
- Pale
- Determined
- I love to dance
- I love to sing
- I feel strongly for social justice issues
- I care what others think
- Sometimes I look to others for validation
- I am creative
- I am a good mom
- I love my kids and being a mom
- My channel isn’t as successful as I’d like it to be
- I’m funny
- I’m witty
- I’m resilient
- I’m defensive and fear being judged
- I like painting
- I’m not good at painting
- I talk more than I listen
- I’m an introvert
- I value self growth
- I love an organized space
- I have anxiety
- I love a beautiful home that feels calm
- I am a good organizer
- I like cleaning
- I am an overachiever
- I never feel “good enough”
- I often feel invisible
- I spend too much $
- I value minimalism
- I buy too much because I’m constantly seeking “perfection”
- I value the art of slow living
- My current life feels too busy
- I am loyal
- I am a good friend
- I am a good writer
- I communicate well
- I have thick healthy hair
- Love tea and coffee
- I love chocolate and bread
- I’m very particular/picky
- I fear abandonment
- I love fashion
- I love reading
- I don’t read enough
- I like running errands
- I love budgeting
- I’m impulsive
- I’m impatient
- I love yoga and fitness
- I love meditation
- I value “me time”
- I don’t feel bad for me time (like facials)
- I love going to bed early
- I like reality tv
- I love self help books
- I’m pretty
- I can be jealous of others
- I value deep connections and relationships
- I’m a good storyteller
- I don’t like being wrong
- But I’m very open to hearing the other side
- I love skin care
- I love to talk
- I’m drawn to earthy smells
- I prefer muted colors
- I love eating healthy
- I don’t like cooking
- I hate conflict
- I love nature
- I prefer small towns to big cities
- I love to travel
- I love animals
- I’m a vegetarian
- I’m easily persuaded by marketing
- I love baths
- I love god
- I love spicy food
- I’m intuitive
- I’m determined
- I can be stubborn
- I’m trusting of others right away (100% in)
- I care for “the least of these”
- I’m hard on myself
- I push myself and expect the same of others
- I’m not good at staying in touch with people


I think that’s all I’d them, in the order they popped into her mind. Discuss!


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So many lies on this list!!! At least she didn’t lie and say “I’m a good wife and I love being a wife”.

Also notice there is no mention of God in her list or did I miss something? She doesn’t say she values God, loves God, like no reference to him in her list but she has no problem mentioning her creator in her attempt of a sexy, operator voiceover. That shows me two things: she actually honestly put value in everything she wrote down in her lists and 2) she doesn’t want to lie to God and say she loves him. She’s clearly struggling with her faith during this time of her life.


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[JustAMereMuggle]

I love hows she thinks "I can be stubborn" is a quality she can't change. Maybe every time she's thinking about being stubborn she could think about not being stubborn and change her neuro pathways. Didn't she make an entire video about that not too long ago? Same with half the stuff on that list.

[TeachIT]

God is on her list but literally one line “I love god”

Nothing about her faith, church, ministry, women’s group, bible study, etc.

She’s so self absorbed I knew she’d eventually drop the religious aspect (which I think was always a ploy to get Christian subs) ... I like how she’s trying to appeal to a new crowd, mentioning “the creator” — just vague enough not to offend Christians OR others. The meditation bowl, gems and crystals, oils, etc is definitely trying to appeal to what is currently popular.


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[Skinnie]

I think this is some new level of strange. If she was my friend or family member I would be concerned. She says she came up with this exercise over a decade ago when feeling lost(and how did that work— she STILL seems very lost). She is now sharing to help others? Arg! With Elle I continually feel like she gives advice as a pseudo expert— I think a responsible message to viewers would be to seek out ACTUAL experts and professionals in a given field whether it is self help or sleep training children or budgeting or whatever else. Who actually wants life tips/advice from Elle: marriage, parenting, budgeting, diet/fitness, beauty, decor??? Not I.

The comment section for this one will be strictly censored, no doubt.

[JustAMereMuggle]

I think this is some new level of strange. If she was my friend or family member I would be concerned. She says she came up with this exercise over a decade ago when feeling lost(and how did that work— she STILL seems very lost). She is now sharing to help others? Arg! With Elle I continually feel like she gives advice as a pseudo expert— I think a responsible message to viewers would be to seek out ACTUAL experts and professionals in a given field whether it is self help or sleep training children or budgeting or whatever else. Who actually wants life tips/advice from Elle: marriage, parenting, budgeting, diet/fitness, beauty, decor??? Not I.

The comment section for this one will be strictly censored, no doubt.

Oh, homegirl is 100% on the verge of a mental breakdown. If she wasn't before her marriage ending and endless cash flow will definitely be pushing her over the edge. "My current life feels too busy" and "I spend too much $" are very telling.

[fossilfinger]

That video was actually sad. Elle in an empty, cold house all alone. Trying to make her life meaningful.

Someone should take this video and replace the audio with a horror movie trailer voiceover.

[SamanthaS27]

Guys, what is up with the video she just posted. Its creepy. I had to turn it off about 40 seconds in.

I got you And anyone else would couldn’t sit through. Got to get to work, so no commentary, but I screenshot, zoom, and typed Elle’s list about herself up for you ladies. Enjoy, I tried to even copy her punctuation.


- I am tall
- Sensitive/emotional
- Pale
- Determined
- I love to dance
- I love to sing
- I feel strongly for social justice issues
- I care what others think
- Sometimes I look to others for validation
- I am creative
- I am a good mom
- I love my kids and being a mom
- My channel isn’t as successful as I’d like it to be
- I’m funny
- I’m witty
- I’m resilient
- I’m defensive and fear being judged
- I like painting
- I’m not good at painting
- I talk more than I listen
- I’m an introvert
- I value self growth
- I love an organized space
- I have anxiety
- I love a beautiful home that feels calm
- I am a good organizer
- I like cleaning
- I am an overachiever
- I never feel “good enough”
- I often feel invisible
- I spend too much $
- I value minimalism
- I buy too much because I’m constantly seeking “perfection”
- I value the art of slow living
- My current life feels too busy
- I am loyal
- I am a good friend
- I am a good writer
- I communicate well
- I have thick healthy hair
- Love tea and coffee
- I love chocolate and bread
- I’m very particular/picky
- I fear abandonment
- I love fashion
- I love reading
- I don’t read enough
- I like running errands
- I love budgeting
- I’m impulsive
- I’m impatient
- I love yoga and fitness
- I love meditation
- I value “me time”
- I don’t feel bad for me time (like facials)
- I love going to bed early
- I like reality tv
- I love self help books
- I’m pretty
- I can be jealous of others
- I value deep connections and relationships
- I’m a good storyteller
- I don’t like being wrong
- But I’m very open to hearing the other side
- I love skin care
- I love to talk
- I’m drawn to earthy smells
- I prefer muted colors
- I love eating healthy
- I don’t like cooking
- I hate conflict
- I love nature
- I prefer small towns to big cities
- I love to travel
- I love animals
- I’m a vegetarian
- I’m easily persuaded by marketing
- I love baths
- I love god
- I love spicy food
- I’m intuitive
- I’m determined
- I can be stubborn
- I’m trusting of others right away (100% in)
- I care for “the least of these”
- I’m hard on myself
- I push myself and expect the same of others
- I’m not good at staying in touch with people


I think that’s all I’d them, in the order they popped into her mind. Discuss!


First of all girl you are DEDICATED!!! You forgot to add "I am blonde". I think she copied an ASMR skincare routine from another YouTuber Alexandra's girly talk hahaha

[SamanthaS27]

Guys, what is up with the video she just posted. Its creepy. I had to turn it off about 40 seconds in.

I got you And anyone else would couldn’t sit through. Got to get to work, so no commentary, but I screenshot, zoom, and typed Elle’s list about herself up for you ladies. Enjoy, I tried to even copy her punctuation.


- I am tall
- Sensitive/emotional
- Pale
- Determined
- I love to dance
- I love to sing
- I feel strongly for social justice issues
- I care what others think
- Sometimes I look to others for validation
- I am creative
- I am a good mom
- I love my kids and being a mom
- My channel isn’t as successful as I’d like it to be
- I’m funny
- I’m witty
- I’m resilient
- I’m defensive and fear being judged
- I like painting
- I’m not good at painting
- I talk more than I listen
- I’m an introvert
- I value self growth
- I love an organized space
- I have anxiety
- I love a beautiful home that feels calm
- I am a good organizer
- I like cleaning
- I am an overachiever
- I never feel “good enough”
- I often feel invisible
- I spend too much $
- I value minimalism
- I buy too much because I’m constantly seeking “perfection”
- I value the art of slow living
- My current life feels too busy
- I am loyal
- I am a good friend
- I am a good writer
- I communicate well
- I have thick healthy hair
- Love tea and coffee
- I love chocolate and bread
- I’m very particular/picky
- I fear abandonment
- I love fashion
- I love reading
- I don’t read enough
- I like running errands
- I love budgeting
- I’m impulsive
- I’m impatient
- I love yoga and fitness
- I love meditation
- I value “me time”
- I don’t feel bad for me time (like facials)
- I love going to bed early
- I like reality tv
- I love self help books
- I’m pretty
- I can be jealous of others
- I value deep connections and relationships
- I’m a good storyteller
- I don’t like being wrong
- But I’m very open to hearing the other side
- I love skin care
- I love to talk
- I’m drawn to earthy smells
- I prefer muted colors
- I love eating healthy
- I don’t like cooking
- I hate conflict
- I love nature
- I prefer small towns to big cities
- I love to travel
- I love animals
- I’m a vegetarian
- I’m easily persuaded by marketing
- I love baths
- I love god
- I love spicy food
- I’m intuitive
- I’m determined
- I can be stubborn
- I’m trusting of others right away (100% in)
- I care for “the least of these”
- I’m hard on myself
- I push myself and expect the same of others
- I’m not good at staying in touch with people


I think that’s all I’d them, in the order they popped into her mind. Discuss!

Girl you are dedicated!!! I think she tried to copy another YouTuber ASMR video Alexandra's girly talk she did a ASMR skin care routine and Elle totally copied her!! You forgot to add " I am blonde".

[TeachIT]

Dedicated, or bored? I’m breastfeeding my newborn so I’m “stuck” sitting with her for hours in the middle of the night. Real postpartum mom life... something Elle doesn’t share.


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[SamanthaS27]

Look at the pilling on this!!! $90!?! She’s off her rocker
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That is disgusting!!! I hope no one is stupid enough to buy this I wouldn't take it if it were free!! But 90 dollars Elle youve lost it!!!

[SamanthaS27]

Dedicated, or bored? I’m breastfeeding my newborn so I’m “stuck” sitting with her for hours in the middle of the night. Real postpartum mom life... something Elle doesn’t share.


Wow you have a newborn and have time to watch an excruciatingly painful video from her!! Kudos to you because after the first ten seconds I had to stop watching!! And you managed to do this list through your sleep deprivation!!

[Margie]

Anyone have any experience with dating apps or dating sites? I wonder if Elle or dan are registered to any right now? I know they met on some Christian dating site.

[Margie]

Because it’s no longer Dans shower. He’s been forced out of it, and is likely using the kids shower, so Elle won’t use the kids shower now:

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Mackenzie, I love you and you should come hang out with us

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Also the woman who says she’s a fellow Christian and is basically calling Elle out on her weird ass “singing bowl”. Lady, can’t you see through Elle’s façade? She isn’t a real Christian. She is whatever is popular.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Elle is everything pop culture. Christian vlogger, health and wellness influencer, minimalist aesthetic guru, crystal essential oil yogi meditation expert... she seeks all demographics to validate her.

[SamanthaS27]

I just don't understand how more of her followers are not asking what's going with her? I mean come on its so cold obvious they are getting a divorce. The whole vibe is depressed. It's actually painful watching these videos because you can see how sad she truly is and she just won't come clean about what is actually happening. Elle if you want to be authentic stop pretending to be perfect!! Be relatable for once and you will get views!!

[Seriouslysweetie]

I just don't understand how more of her followers are not asking what's going with her? I mean come on its so cold obvious they are getting a divorce. The whole vibe is depressed. It's actually painful watching these videos because you can see how sad she truly is and she just won't come clean about what is actually happening. Elle if you want to be authentic stop pretending to be perfect!! Be relatable for once and you will get views!!

Yah I really felt the loneliness seering through the screen watching her video. I think because she needs to approve every comment on YouTube she can censor a lot.

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[JustAMereMuggle]

Oh good. ANOTHER home tour next week. Let's all hold our bated breath for that one. At least it might give us a better look around to pick up on clues.

[Margie]

I wonder what her home tour will reveal? Either we will see one of three things:
1. where Dan is sleeping
2. we will see not a single scrap of evidence that he still lives there
3. She won’t show the loft at all and it won’t actually be a home tour, because she will be leaving half of her home (or rather, Dans half of the home) out of the video entirely

Or bonus fourth option: it was filmed two months ago before he left

[JustAMereMuggle]

I wonder what her home tour will reveal? Either we will see one of three things:
1. where Dan is sleeping
2. we will see not a single scrap of evidence that he still lives there
3. She won’t show the loft at all and it won’t actually be a home tour, because she will be leaving half of her home (or rather, Dans half of the home) out of the video entirely

Or bonus fourth option: it was filmed two months ago before he left

Have we ever seen the loft? Is that the apartment above the garage? Or do you mean the place upstairs where her "home gym" moved to after the baby needed a room? Either way I'm sure she's madly going over footage trying to edit out anything that might give us any clues as to what's going on.

[TeachIT]

Does she have YT comments on approval?

Because the sassy emoji comment is gone. And this is there, which I suspect will be deleted later too.




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