GQS: Bitches, stitches & pull-up britches | Part 68

[RolyPoly123]

They are brats. I'll say it here. Tiny jumping on the bed looked like she pinched Trash's finger. They had so many cutaways, I can't imagine what they edited out considering what they left in. I think I would definitely believe Esme. It looked like Favie might try to stab Esme with her fork while Esme was retelling Favie's attack. If I lived in that house, I don't think I'd turn my back to Favie. You might get a fork stuck in it.

It's just sad to think they probably didn't even discipline Evil. Like when she tackled Esme to the ground while playing frisbee and Porkolus and Pigaletto laughed it off. But interestingly they quick to discipline when Esme scratches one of her sisters and they always give her the naughty child label as well. I am also curious about the parts that didn't end up in the vlogs. Because judging by what we can see Favie is an evil kid who feels no remorse. Imagine what the Porksters are trying to hide about their fave spawn. Them calling her sweet always felt like an act to conceal her true nature.

It's so weird how all 3 of them continually say how sweet Evie is. It's like they're trying to brainwash everyone, so when Evie is finally arrested no one will believe she could do it and won't convict.

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I think i've said on here before that my eldest went to school with a girl who could charm all the teachers/adults and they all thought she was wonderful, all the kids hated her because she was a nasty bully but sly with it. It took years before the school actually accepted what she was. I think this is maybe what Evie is like, she's all sweetness and light when they're around and when she's getting all her own way but a bull to all her siblings.

[Frankenfish7]

They just make everything look so damn hard - which is ironic since it’s only hard because they do what’s easiest.

Teach your kids and life is so much better.
We fly a lot and over long distances. I don’t carry kids bags and haven’t pushed a stroller since Moo was 18 months old - tire them out and they sleep!
The bag has changed over time but the fact she does it all herself hasn’t.

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[lmmomSD]

They actually call her "Nanny"? I get that she's got the same name as mom, but that shouldn't matter to the kids. There's mom, and Ashley.
It's so weird and elitist, which is funny because they are such white trash.

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[OldMommy]

The Bison on a real "condala"

Hahahahaha ... Oh, monkey_crazy this is perfect. I can just see that condola capsizing when CannonButt hits the canal.

[JD386]

They actually call her "Nanny"? I get that she's got the same name as mom, but that shouldn't matter to the kids. There's mom, and Ashley.
It's so weird and elitist, which is funny because they are such white trash.

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It’s very much a status symbol for them and it’s so weird. I think they would call her Nanny even if her name was anything else.


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[lmmomSD]

The Bison on a real "condala"

OMG This is hysterical! It took me a few times looking at it that I finally noticed QuadButt in the background

Me too! That's hilarious! Doing that cannonball...

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[ears]

Looks like all the girls are loving Disney as much as they did last year.

I think it's funny when Trash went to Disney with Seneshit she wore short shorts and tank tops. I guess this time she's trying to give the impression they're a nice wholesome mormon family.[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202002 ... fdba3b.jpg[/IMG]

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[DisgustedbyGreedners]

Looks like all the girls are loving Disney as much as they did last year.

I think it's funny when Trash went to Disney with Seneshit she wore short shorts and tank tops. I guess this time she's trying to give the impression they're a nice wholesome mormon family.[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202002 ... fdba3b.jpg[/IMG]

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I don’t think she fits into the clothing she wore last year. She has steadily gained weight since the girls were born but especially more over the last year.


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[Howlin17]

Looks like an unhappy Heavy! Must be bully Favie being catered to by Porky


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[RolyPoly123]

There seems to be an unusual amount of littles footage on Bison's ig, maybe the heavies are being too grumpy.

[ears]

Nash complaining about 3rd potty break in 20 minutes. I don't understand how they haven't figured out if you're by a bathroom and already having 1 kids go, make them all try to go. It's not that freaking complicated. They complain about this ALL the time, on road trips, running errands, on other trips to Disney, at the pool. How is it with 3 adults not one of them has any common sense?[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202002 ... 54dcad.jpg[/IMG]

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[JD386]

Nash complaining about 3rd potty break in 20 minutes. I don't understand how they haven't figured out if you're by a bathroom and already having 1 kids go, make them all try to go. It's not that freaking complicated. They complain about this ALL the time, on road trips, running errands, on other trips to Disney, at the pool. How is it with 3 adults not one of them has any common sense?

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They really are dumb aren't they? Everything they do is made 10x harder by their stupid ilogical decision making.

[JD386]

I can kind of see how having a 4th adult along with them might make things a bit easier. Not in the sense that there’s an extra person to take care of the children (although they would love it), but to have one adult per child would make 2 person rides a lot easier.


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[OldCountry]

The Bison on a real "condala"

OMG This is hysterical! It took me a few times looking at it that I finally noticed QuadButt in the background

Me too! That's hilarious! Doing that cannonball...

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I was reading your reply and then realized I should have been wearing my glasses earlier. Check it out if you haven't seen them yet. Very funny...
Monkey, you are a sly one Instead of playing 'Where's Waldo?", I am now playing "Where's Weirdo?" 'King' Bison on the back balcony, Girly Bison Mermaid AND you named the boats! That was so much fun for me, Thank you!

[JD386]

Damn. Bitch has gone crazy yelling on IG stories about having the best day ever because they have their strollers with them and they don’t have tired 5 year olds. Clearly someone struck a nerve with her. Pop a Xanax whacko.


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[OldCountry]

Damn. Bitch has gone crazy yelling on IG stories about having the best day ever because they have their strollers with them and they don’t have tired 5 year olds. Clearly someone struck a nerve with her. Pop a Xanax whacko.


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Just now also after I heard Trash saying this, yelling "Best day ever because of the strollers! KAREN!!!", bitch..I found one comment that had 106 responses mostly yelling at this woman's comment, I didn't read them all, but it sure felt like 'pitchforks & torches' Salem witch trials...not sure if it's 'Karen'..if not, I guess there are other comments about the strollers.
This is the one with the 106 comments so far. "They're 5 and they're still wearing nappies and stuck in a pram What's wrong with a bit of walking??"

[Night lady]

Nash complaining about 3rd potty break in 20 minutes. I don't understand how they haven't figured out if you're by a bathroom and already having 1 kids go, make them all try to go. It's not that freaking complicated. They complain about this ALL the time, on road trips, running errands, on other trips to Disney, at the pool. How is it with 3 adults not one of them has any common sense?[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202002 ... 54dcad.jpg[/IMG]

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*Sarcasm alert*: (Lol)
Oh but parents can't possibly "make" their children try to use the bathroom when only one is needing to go.... how could they possibly do that? Oh too much like discipline and the gardners have zero clue how to do such a thing with their demon spawn. Those kids rule that roost don't ya know....
*Sarcasm rant over*


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[monkey_crazy]

OMG This is hysterical! It took me a few times looking at it that I finally noticed QuadButt in the background

Me too! That's hilarious! Doing that cannonball...

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I was reading your reply and then realized I should have been wearing my glasses earlier. Check it out if you haven't seen them yet. Very funny...
Monkey, you are a sly one Instead of playing 'Where's Waldo?", I am now playing "Where's Weirdo?" 'King' Bison on the back balcony, Girly Bison Mermaid AND you named the boats! That was so much fun for me, Thank you!

Haha glad you liked it! ❤

I love "Where is Weirdo?". Why are you so beautiful???

[Donits]

Haulnarse and I have mentioned before that kids start school in New Zealand on their 5th birthday.

Being at school, these 5 year olds can:
Sit quietly on the mat,
Understand instructions,
Open their lunchboxes and feed themselves,
Fully toilet trained,
Homework comes home which is sight words, some math and a reading book for them to read.
Our school even walks the children down to a nearby public pool for swimming lessons (NZ has swimming lessons in primary school) which means a couple of adults walking 25ish 5 year olds 10 to 15 minutes down streets and across roads, with no strollers, and the kids get themselves into their togs, swim, changed back into clothes before walking back to school.

When I actually stop and think about the difference between 5 year olds at school and these feral cats, it shocks me.

I'm also honestly confused why Disney would pick their family to advertise for them. Even if they didn't know all the details we do - byson boy and saggy McFlab don't have the biggest channel or even that many followers.
Surely there are thousands of people they could have chosen. Also why have the same "creators" back the next year - why not spread the invites around. It kinda baffles me.

Also FYI, I noticed LGM has her own thread here.

[Rileysmomma]

Damn. Bitch has gone crazy yelling on IG stories about having the best day ever because they have their strollers with them and they don’t have tired 5 year olds. Clearly someone struck a nerve with her. Pop a Xanax whacko.


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Just now also after I heard Trash saying this, yelling "Best day ever because of the strollers! KAREN!!!", bitch..I found one comment that had 106 responses mostly yelling at this woman's comment, I didn't read them all, but it sure felt like 'pitchforks & torches' Salem witch trials...not sure if it's 'Karen'..if not, I guess there are other comments about the strollers.
This is the one with the 106 comments so far. "They're 5 and they're still wearing nappies and stuck in a pram What's wrong with a bit of walking??"

I think that's the comment that riled them up. Pitchfork and torches is right. The KAD swooped in and someone called the OP "karen" and "susan" and a couple asked how would they know what's it like. Do you have quads? Ugh. Tyler (or Ass) gave their usual hodly and classy response.

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