GQS: Chronicles of Narn: The Bison, The Bitch and The Endless Chores| Part 69

[Shitstorm Unfolding]

Here’s a few take away a from the lie feed:

1. Tyson claims he was at the LDS mission center for 2 weeks preparing to go to Paraguay when the guilt of leaving his siblings at home during his mom’s divorce was too much and he decided to leave

2. The girls got into a charter school next year but Tyson doesn’t want them to go to school a full day because it is “just Kindergarten “ and they already know how to read

3. Tyson thinks the girls have asthma caused by inversion, since they live in the valley and air quality is bad during the winter.






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Wait... in what world do Kindergartners not attend full day?! Our preschoolers attend full day! he doesn’t spend time with them all day now.. what does it matter if they are gone all day?? Maybe NARN will leave & they’ll have to be “real” adults??
He’s an even bigger moron than I thought if he thinks kindergarten is only about learning to read. There are so many social skills and life skills being taught in a fun environment.


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Kindergarten just became full day in my state in 2017 I believe.

Utah in its own little world treats kindergarten like preschool and it’s (1) not mandatory and (2) only like 3 hours a day. Or at least that’s how long kindergarten is at the Bingham kids school. It’s bizarre.


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It may be true that kindergarten is not mandatory in Utah, but there is a compulsory school attendance law once a child is 6 years old.

"The Laws of the State of Utah require students between the ages of six and eighteen to be in attendance at school unless they have graduated from high school (See Utah Code, 53A-11-101, 53A-11-102). "

[Alexandra4dreams]

The Greeders have over 500K subs on YouTube, which we all know is so over inflated due to buying subs and the KADS having multiple accts. The Disney vlogs are not even hitting 100K with views. They are 2 weeks behind and they think this is working. They are clueless when it comes to business. Heck, they are pretty much clueless when it comes to life. Also, the pancake bit Tylard did was so embarrassing. He had the company tagged and apparently it was sponsored. He couldn't even set it up to look nice. The bags were laying down on the counter and an empty strawberry container was just laying there in the middle of the shot. No work goes into anything they do. That looked horrible. They should have had NARN set it up, since she probably actually made the pancakes for the cats.

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[JD386]

Wait, I thought the Dingaling Bingalings were their vlogger besties.

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He called the Bucket List Family their vlogger besties? Oh Tyson. You delusional little man. Funny that they only see them once a year when they’re at this Disneyworld thing.

I think they were bitter towards the Bings because if you watched their vlogs you would have never known the Gardners were with them on the trip unless you spotted a glimpse of them in the background.


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[Iluvtorant]

That pancake add was pretty funny. I tried to see what time is was filmed, but the camera was displayed in a way that it was impossible to see what time it actually was... I think they girls had already eaten the real breakfast, their hair was done and they were dressed up so it was all for the add. Seeing nanny in the background cleaning up... priceless, 4:35, she is dragging the luggages around... nanny cutting the pancakes, plastic plates, plastic utensils... and did you know the pancakes are healthy, nutritious, awesome... including their cake mix, muffin mix... all healthy and nutritious... check them out I can think a lot of things that probably have more nutritional value than all of those awesome cake mixes. That playground is still pretty sad. I'm glad that the kids enjoy it, but I remember Tyson's blog post about their options https://gardnerquadsquad.com/spring-pla ... the-girls/ they chose that thing over all of their other options?

[lmmomSD]

Bob's Red Mill sponsored them? WTF? They obviously know nothing about the Greedners and how they feed their children.
Their big market is gluten free, "healthy" mixes and wheat substitutes. The Greedners don't feed their kids healthy, or "natural".
These companies really do no research on the "influencers" they use to advertise their products, do they? The Griffiths, who routinely shame their kids for bedwetting are doing Goodnites ads. I'm gobsmacked.

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[JD386]

That pancake add was pretty funny. I tried to see what time is was filmed, but the camera was displayed in a way that it was impossible to see what time it actually was... I think they girls had already eaten the real breakfast, their hair was done and they were dressed up so it was all for the add. Seeing nanny in the background cleaning up... priceless, 4:35, she is dragging the luggages around... nanny cutting the pancakes, plastic plates, plastic utensils... and did you know the pancakes are healthy, nutritious, awesome... including their cake mix, muffin mix... all healthy and nutritious... check them out I can think a lot of things that probably have more nutritional value than all of those awesome cake mixes. That playground is still pretty sad. I'm glad that the kids enjoy it, but I remember Tyson's blog post about their options https://gardnerquadsquad.com/spring-pla ... the-girls/ they chose that thing over all of their other options?

Those pre made things would have been WAY cooler. They were all about “custom built made by family blah blah blah” and the result just wasn’t good. It looks like it was made by someone that didn’t know what they were doing.


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[Shitstorm Unfolding]

That pancake add was pretty funny. I tried to see what time is was filmed, but the camera was displayed in a way that it was impossible to see what time it actually was... I think they girls had already eaten the real breakfast, their hair was done and they were dressed up so it was all for the add. Seeing nanny in the background cleaning up... priceless, 4:35, she is dragging the luggages around... nanny cutting the pancakes, plastic plates, plastic utensils... and did you know the pancakes are healthy, nutritious, awesome... including their cake mix, muffin mix... all healthy and nutritious... check them out I can think a lot of things that probably have more nutritional value than all of those awesome cake mixes. That playground is still pretty sad. I'm glad that the kids enjoy it, but I remember Tyson's blog post about their options https://gardnerquadsquad.com/spring-pla ... the-girls/ they chose that thing over all of their other options?

Those pre made things would have been WAY cooler. They were all about “custom built made by family blah blah blah” and the result just wasn’t good. It looks like it was made by someone that didn’t know what they were doing.


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I agree with you that one of those pre made play structures would have been better. It also would follow of all of the current playground safety standards. As a certified playground safety inspector, that thing in the Gardner's back yard makes me shudder.

[gram3]

This comment was on the Facebook video of Trash taking the cats shoe shopping. Trash labeled the cats "toddlers" and got called out on it.

I think going to a proper shoe shop and getting them fitted properly for sandals is a better idea than these warehouse cheap shoes that are not good for growing feet. There is also no need to leave it to the last minute before the vacation as they can wear sandals all year long with socks under them. Maybe try and make life a bit easier for yourself by problem solving.

I love the point about not leaving it to the last minute and the advice to problem solve. Greeds must stay awake at night trying to figure out how to make even simple tasks difficult.

[lmmomSD]

But socks with sandals in the winter in Utah? That person made a couple of good points, but unless you live in Florida or Southern California, it's ridiculous to expect your kids to wear sandals in the winter.

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[gram3]

Today's Bore Squad at Disney vlog: It looks like the Greeds were only trying to showcase that they know the Bings. Forget about Disney. Trash said Brexsen and one of the cats are going to get married. Bison said Hazy and one of the cats are inseparable. The whole odd squad family trying to force their bestiness on Bings.

[gram3]

But socks with sandals in the winter in Utah? That person made a couple of good points, but unless you live in Florida or Southern California, it's ridiculous to expect your kids to wear sandals in the winter.

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The comment was made by one of their anointed Top Fans. I'm kind of surprised it hasn't been deleted. It probably went right over their non-problem solving heads.

[gram3]

High Alert! SOS! Trash is on IG and sick. Her Seneshit main gopher is at her beck and call bringing her rations. I wonder if she'll dispense any coronavirus comments now.

[gram3]

But socks with sandals in the winter in Utah? That person made a couple of good points, but unless you live in Florida or Southern California, it's ridiculous to expect your kids to wear sandals in the winter.

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The commenter about socks and sandals goes on to say she has seen in vlogs the quads wear sandals in the winter. Not surprised much by that.

[Phillygrl]

Bison posted on IG about his favorite Plexus drink. Does he drink that before or after his 4 hour gym visit?


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[ADULTworld]

Cough and a fever? Ass should be quarantined. Nothing dramatic but honestly in a room by herself, not receiving visitors with her daughter in bed with her. With or without a dangerous virus floating around. Common sense escapes them. I hate to say it but I’m a firm believer in natural selection...


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[Alexandra4dreams]

Cough and a fever? Ass should be quarantined. Nothing dramatic but honestly in a room by herself, not receiving visitors with her daughter in bed with her. With or without a dangerous virus floating around. Common sense escapes them. I hate to say it but I’m a firm believer in natural selection...


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I couldn't believe she was allowing Esme to be that close to her. But if a cat gets sick, more views then if Assface is sick. Esme is just the extra kid to her anyway.

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[DisgustedbyGreedners]

Cough and a fever? Ass should be quarantined. Nothing dramatic but honestly in a room by herself, not receiving visitors with her daughter in bed with her. With or without a dangerous virus floating around. Common sense escapes them. I hate to say it but I’m a firm believer in natural selection...


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Do we really believe her? Is it possible she’s faking it?


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[Alexandra4dreams]

Cough and a fever? Ass should be quarantined. Nothing dramatic but honestly in a room by herself, not receiving visitors with her daughter in bed with her. With or without a dangerous virus floating around. Common sense escapes them. I hate to say it but I’m a firm believer in natural selection...


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Do we really believe her? Is it possible she’s faking it?


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Her cough sounds nasty but I wouldn't put it past her somehow heat up the thermometer to show a higher reading....

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[JD386]

She’s really going to urgent care!? Get out of here. You know she’s praying she has the flu or something vlog worthy.


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[gram3]

One of the many things I don't understand about them is going to urgent care during the day. Don't they have a primary care doctor they could make an appointment with? And Trash is claiming she's a germaphobe sitting with a mask on, she doesn't want to catch anything. The people in the waiting room are thinking the same thing about you, Trashy.

She's trying for the sympathy buy today to meet her goal of selling 50 tubes of something seneshit in a competition. What a beggar.