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Breaking news. Ashley has Influenza A. She shall now milk it for all it’s worth for the next 2 weeks. She will also likely continue to infect her whole family and then they will wonder why everyone else suddenly has it as well. Rolling shit show will also likely show up at church this weekend as well.


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gram3 wrote:One of the many things I don't understand about them is going to urgent care during the day. Don't they have a primary care doctor they could make an appointment with? And Trash is claiming she's a germaphobe sitting with a mask on, she doesn't want to catch anything. The people in the waiting room are thinking the same thing about you, Trashy.

She's trying for the sympathy buy today to meet her goal of selling 50 tubes of something seneshit in a competition. What a beggar.
The masks don't keep viruses out. They keep droplets from infected people from getting out into the air.
The Surgeon General is even begging people to stop buying masks, because there is going to be a shortage for the people who are actually infected and need them. Image
Just one more example of their ignorance.
Wasn't Doc Lacksethics doing house calls on her too? Guess he's distancing himself.

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JD386 wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:46 pm Breaking news. Ashley has Influenza A. She shall now milk it for all it’s worth for the next 2 weeks. She will also likely continue to infect her whole family and then they will wonder why everyone else suddenly has it as well. Image Rolling shit show will also likely show up at church this weekend as well.


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Ashley in a nutshell: immense sympathy for herself when she gets sick, and zero for her children when they are sick or injured. I've never seen anything like it.
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Wonder if she let Tylard vlog her appt?

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I am ridiculously tired and in a mental state right now, which is not great, as I am finishing up my bachelor's thesis while trying to study for an exam and juggling two jobs.
Buuut: seeing the Gardner's promote a effing scale on their Instagram, MADE MY DAY WEEK MONTH! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am laughing so hard, my belly aches

Also, I am confident that all that Raising Canes has her going waaayyy over her calories.
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There’s no way she is 160 with a BMI of 23. Willing to bet she zeroed it out with something on it. But at that weight and BMI that would but her at 5’9”. Which puts Tyson around 5’8”? Image[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202003 ... c795da.jpg[/IMG]


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Morning Glory wrote:
JD386 wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:46 pm Breaking news. Ashley has Influenza A. She shall now milk it for all it’s worth for the next 2 weeks. She will also likely continue to infect her whole family and then they will wonder why everyone else suddenly has it as well. Image Rolling shit show will also likely show up at church this weekend as well.


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Ashley in a nutshell: immense sympathy for herself when she gets sick, and zero for her children when they are sick or injured. I've never seen anything like it.



It blows my mind how she doesn’t think twice about trotting her expanding behind to the doctor but the extra child is ignored. She got the parking lot in the ER too during CroupGate. Now if it were Favie you know her chunky butt would be at Dr Lacksethics ASAP. If Assley truly does have influenza A like she claims I hope it hits her hard and she’s truly miserable. She deserves it and it would be a healthy dose of karma much needed. I hope she gives it to Bison too but not the girls.


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There is NO f*cking way that her BMI is 23.9. She used fudged info for the calculations. My BMI is 23, and I am a few pounds over where I want to be, but nowhere near as pudgy as she is. I can still wear a size 6. And there's no way she's got a metabolic age younger than she actually is.
And she has the flu, but is healthy enough to get her nails done and pimp out some diet app?

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She looks to me to be much heavier than 160. Especially when her height is considered. Trash looks quite hefty in that dress she wore in the last holy porch picture. It's on Bison's IG - she doesn't have a coat on. When she's wearing jeans and a rear view is posted, she looks pretty broad. It wasn't that long ago Bison was trying to sell the same scale. I think his stats were also suspect.
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I find it hard to believe that she’s 160 especially considering I’m 5’9” and 155-160 and look WAY skinnier than she does. I would wager a bet that she’s closer to 180.


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Also, no freaking way her body fat % is 17.3. That’s laughable. Mine is 23% currently. Does this look like she’s a 17%? Image[IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202003 ... 0b72d0.jpg[/IMG]


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On GQS IG//Trash is showing the 'new weight scale' app. When reading the functions she says …"MA-TAB-ALIC" age. She is so proud of this, even though she doesn't even know how to say the word or what it means, it showed 28 for the age and she was so happy with her pudgy finger pointing with that brightly colored over too many times with nail polish. It looked so gaudy. Her other numbers?...I do not think the weight number is correct to begin with. Must be a way to adjust, just like when Bison tried to 'sill' this scale.
Looks like more scamming going on to me.
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“The girls are being really sweet tonight”. Yeah, tell us again how the heavies are being sweet while kicking one another repeatedly? The sweet ones are the littles that are quietly watching TV on the couch. But chuckles just pervy laughs and walks away. [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202003 ... 87d710.jpg[/IMG]


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How does Ashley know she has Influenza A? Did she have a blood test?
Also, if actually you have influenza, you’d be in bed feeling pretty miserable.
I don’t know about the USA but here in the U.K., anyone r were itv flu-like symptoms is advised not to go their GP surgery - at any time - let alone now, with Coronavirus! If you do happen to have flu-like symptoms right now and suspect you may have been exposed to Coronavirus, there is a specialist number to call.


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If she went to urgent care, they would stick a giant q-tip way up her nose, practically into her brain to test for it. I am wondering if she actually had it, because she didn't bitch about it, and she seems like the type who would...
And if she has influenza A, is she on Tamiflu? Is the whole family and NARN on it? If she has the flu, they should be, because it helps protect the rest of the family from getting it.
I smell a fabrication. Or at the very least, an embellishment.

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What the flock is a SKELL? Oh! She's saying SCALE! Damn, learn how to speak woman!
scAle is pronounced SKAYL.

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On QTK there is someone on there asking how to make her lipstick last longer. She said she is a long time wearer but it no longer lasts for her. Initials KN. I don’t why know I did but I looked at her FB page and read her first post which happened to be a letter a child wrote. It sounded like it was her child. You all need to go read it. The kid told the teacher she is going to hell and she had a horrible hair cut. She was proud of him for his letter and thought he better get an A. Wow!


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Tyson slow cooked a chicken - more like he picked up a cooked chicken from the supermarket.

Cats eating dinner after 7pm. Thats far far to late for kids their age, they should be done eating by 6pm, and be ready for bed at 7-730pm. My then 5yr olds were eating dinner at 5pm, bath, pjs, and bed at 7pm.

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Haulnarse wrote:Tyson slow cooked a chicken - more like he picked up a cooked chicken from the supermarket.

Cats eating dinner after 7pm. Thats far far to late for kids their age, they should be done eating by 6pm, and be ready for bed at 7-730pm. My then 5yr olds were eating dinner at 5pm, bath, pjs, and bed at 7pm.
3 hours ago he posted that they were headed to the grocery store. 2 hours ago they were eating dinner. When would that allow time to slow cook a chicken!? He’s so dumb.


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