GQS: Chronicles of Narn: The Bison, The Bitch and The Endless Chores| Part 69

[Haulnarse]

Is this yet another scale they are shilling??

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Is her 160lbs the same as his faked numbers??
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[Feebz]

Is this yet another scale they are shilling??

It's a miracle scale!!!!!!

It gives you the results you want to see.

Worried you had packed on the pounds over Christmas and were in danger of becoming obese?

Think again. With the Bisonator 2000 scale you will get the results you dreamed of !!!!!!!!!!! and find out you had nothing to worry about !!!!!!!!!

You can rejoice all the way to Raising Cane secure in the knowledge that those uncomfortable tight fitting jeans were all in your imagination!!!

[monkey_crazy]

She looks to me to be much heavier than 160. Especially when her height is considered. Trash looks quite hefty in that dress she wore in the last holy porch picture. It's on Bison's IG - she doesn't have a coat on. When she's wearing jeans and a rear view is posted, she looks pretty broad. It wasn't that long ago Bison was trying to sell the same scale. I think his stats were also suspect.

holy porch picture

[monkey_crazy]

Is this yet another scale they are shilling??

It's a miracle scale!!!!!!

It gives you the results you want to see.

Worried you had packed on the pounds over Christmas and were in danger of becoming obese?

Think again. With the Bisonator 2000 scale you will get the results you dreamed of !!!!!!!!!!! and find out you had nothing to worry about !!!!!!!!!

You can rejoice all the way to Raising Cane secure in the knowledge that those uncomfortable tight fitting jeans were all in your imagination!!!

OK, guyses I am LITERALLY dead! Bisonator 2000

[DownTheRabbitHole]

Feebz with your “Bisonator 2000” ad and monkey with your “holy porch picture” thank you, thank you, thank you I’ve had a shit of a day that included witnessing my neighbour hit his toddler so hard across the back of the head that the child fell to the ground . I knew that I could count on you ladies to give me a much needed laugh.

[monkey_crazy]

With the help of the Bisonator 2000 you can also have the body of a bison!! Purchase now for 59% off!

Wanna eat donits all day and still look fab? Go buy the Bisonator now! It will help you achive the perfect canonball of your dreams!!

It comes with roaring bison sound effects!!

Unsincerely,
Scamson

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[Night lady]

Feebz and Monkey_crazy, excellent job with the ad and holy porch picture. Omg, I was rolling laughing.
Feebz, you could go into your own ad business. Do you love it?? Yes, yes!!
And monkey_crazy can do the graphics for the ad business. You 2 could make a killin! So much talent among us haters. Imagine that

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[monkey_crazy]

Feebz with your “Bisonator 2000” ad and monkey with your “holy porch picture” thank you, thank you, thank you I’ve had a shit of a day that included witnessing my neighbour hit his toddler so hard across the back of the head that the child fell to the ground . I knew that I could count on you ladies to give me a much needed laugh.

Oh Rabbit, I hope you will feel better soon! That poor kid.

Actually it was gram3 who came up with the phrase I just quoted it.

And Feebz you inspired me so much, thank you!

[lmmomSD]

Is this yet another scale they are shilling??

It's a miracle scale!!!!!!

It gives you the results you want to see.

Worried you had packed on the pounds over Christmas and were in danger of becoming obese?

Think again. With the Bisonator 2000 scale you will get the results you dreamed of !!!!!!!!!!! and find out you had nothing to worry about !!!!!!!!!

You can rejoice all the way to Raising Cane secure in the knowledge that those uncomfortable tight fitting jeans were all in your imagination!!!

I was just going to say that they put in numbers to get the "results" they desired. Notice his thumb is over where his needed weight loss is?
But you said it so much better! Why are you so beautiful?

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[Phillygrl]

With the help of the Bisonator 2000 you can also have the body of a bison!! Purchase now for 59% off!

Wanna eat donits all day and still look fab? Go buy the Bisonator now! It will help you achive the perfect canonball of your dreams!!

It comes with roaring bison sound effects!!

Unsincerely,
Scamson

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I am crying. This is the best.


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[Sunny_01+]

I don’t believe she is 160. I would say closer to the 180-200 range because she is tall. If Bison is 260 she is not 100 less than him.
Also I wonder how many attempts it takes for him to waddle out there and do his daily basketball selfie for Instagram stories? And another creepie video of him in bed with Scarlett with his eyes closed.

[RolyPoly123]

Well i'm back from being on my travels and boy there was so much to catch up on. Great snarking ladies. For all those with health issues i'm thinking of you and wishing you all the best.
Anybody believe Trashley actually has flu, when i've had it i couldn't even get out of bed except to stagger to the bathroom and i really do mean stagger.

[Tulip24]

Feebz and Monkey_Crazy thank you so much for the laugh this morning, I needed it. Two big ticket items in our house broke or stopped working this week and will cost about $600 to replace, so my week has not been a great one until now

And Rabbit I hope you are ok, seeing that poor little kiddo being treated like that would have been horrible for you. Some people are just not fit to be parents.

[lmmomSD]

Well i'm back from being on my travels and boy there was so much to catch up on. Great snarking ladies. For all those with health issues i'm thinking of you and wishing you all the best.
Anybody believe Trashley actually has flu, when i've had it i couldn't even get out of bed except to stagger to the bathroom and i really do mean stagger.

I really doubt she actually has the flu. There's what I said in the test-- she would have whined about it for sure. And she wouldn't be getting her nills done and pimping out a "scale" with falsified numbers. She has the flu just like she's 17% body fat.

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[Haulnarse]

Well i'm back from being on my travels and boy there was so much to catch up on. Great snarking ladies. For all those with health issues i'm thinking of you and wishing you all the best.
Anybody believe Trashley actually has flu, when i've had it i couldn't even get out of bed except to stagger to the bathroom and i really do mean stagger.

I really doubt she actually has the flu. There's what I said in the test-- she would have whined about it for sure. And she wouldn't be getting her nills done and pimping out a "scale" with falsified numbers. She has the flu just like she's 17% body fat.

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The scale ad was date 27th feb. so from weeks ago, likely around the same time fat-daddy shilled it

[DisgustedbyGreedners]

Well i'm back from being on my travels and boy there was so much to catch up on. Great snarking ladies. For all those with health issues i'm thinking of you and wishing you all the best.
Anybody believe Trashley actually has flu, when i've had it i couldn't even get out of bed except to stagger to the bathroom and i really do mean stagger.

I really doubt she actually has the flu. There's what I said in the test-- she would have whined about it for sure. And she wouldn't be getting her nills done and pimping out a "scale" with falsified numbers. She has the flu just like she's 17% body fat.

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I don’t think she has anymore than a common cold. I’ve watched a few of her pathetic videos on Instagram and she sounds like the person who is calling in sick to work who isn’t really sick but is using that fake sick voice along with a fake cough and a sniffle here and there. There’s no reason for her to be laid up in bed other than this is where she loves to be. She looks for any excuse to be away from her children. She’s just a sad excuse for a mother.


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[Beauregard1]

She has what Narn had last week. My sister had type A flu and had to sit down in the shower she was so weak. Then had to go straight back to bed. No faking her voice or selling stuff. Just checked out, radio silence for a few days. She has multiples and was in the midst of moving house. The real stuff knocks the wind out of you. The last thing she should want ,or allow, is extra by her side. She is so fake and so pathetic. It’s all about her... and her sugar fattening drinks. Why couldn’t she or Tyler or Amanduh make her a smoothie out of all that healthy stuff Amanduh bought? I bet that broccoli went right in the trash.

[GreenEyedWitch]

As someone who works at a restaurant (I cook in a bowling alley) people who make their kids eat between 7:00-9:00 really bug me.

Also, just sayin’ Mindy and Branden Bingham don’t need to push weight loss apps and magical scales to their followers. Just sayin’, just sayin’

[lmmomSD]

Oh, they sell (sill?) plenty of other stuff.
Funny thing: I was looking at the Big-ham's IG, and Tylard comments on almost every post of THWB, except for a time period right around when they hit 800K subscribers. Then there were no "tjis is hilarious!" "Love you guys!" posts for a while. But they're back.
I think he was pouting.

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[Haulnarse]

Well i'm back from being on my travels and boy there was so much to catch up on. Great snarking ladies. For all those with health issues i'm thinking of you and wishing you all the best.
Anybody believe Trashley actually has flu, when i've had it i couldn't even get out of bed except to stagger to the bathroom and i really do mean stagger.

I really doubt she actually has the flu. There's what I said in the test-- she would have whined about it for sure. And she wouldn't be getting her nills done and pimping out a "scale" with falsified numbers. She has the flu just like she's 17% body fat.

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I don’t think she has anymore than a common cold. I’ve watched a few of her pathetic videos on Instagram and she sounds like the person who is calling in sick to work who isn’t really sick but is using that fake sick voice along with a fake cough and a sniffle here and there. There’s no reason for her to be laid up in bed other than this is where she loves to be. She looks for any excuse to be away from her children. She’s just a sad excuse for a mother.


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Its working for her though, she shilled her quota of lipsense (50!) or whatever yesterday and today was eye liner (30). All these suckers who fall for her bullcrap