GQS: Chronicles of Narn: The Bison, The Bitch and The Endless Chores| Part 69

[Snarkmeister]

Canned mushrooms? Ewwww.

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Her cooking made me twitchy. There are SO many things to comment on!!! (All the Arsely exclamation points)

Like someone else mentioned, it is a very very strange combination of ingredients. It sounds really vile, and I am NOT a picky eater.

Canned mushrooms? Seriously gross. Not only do they not taste good, but I found this information on the FDA site: An average of 5 or more maggots that are 2 mm or longer per 100 g portion of drained mushrooms and the proportionate liquid, or an average of 5 or more maggots that are 2 mm or longer per 15 g of dried mushrooms. ... Decomposition -- An average of 10%; or more decomposed mushrooms by weight. This is what is allowed by the FDA.

She touched the pasta with her hand after touching her phone. She clearly doesn’t realize how many germs are on phones. So gross.

Who adds whole basil leaves to a recipe and removes them after? Has she not heard of doing a chiffonade of fresh basil and adding it at the end? Oh yeah, Hod forbid she eat something fresh and green. Is she confusing Basil with bay leaves?

She made “homemade garlic toast” with sandwich bread. Seriously. Oh, and her “fresh” Parmesan was allegedly moldy. First, it isn’t “fresh,” if it is pre-shredded and in a plastic tub. Second, I wonder if she was actually seeing the cellulose added to avoid clumping. Also, she said numerous times she is the only person who eats it, yet she made herself four whole pieces. Just for her. Additionally, she used garlic SALT instead of garlic powder on her bread.

She said she gets the pre-chopped garlic because it is “way more concentrated.” Omg. It is “literally” chopped garlic stored in oil. How would it be more concentrated? It isn’t a liquid that you cook down.

She added a whole jar of sun dried tomatoes (again packed in oil)! The concentrated and sweet flavor of these would not mix well with the other ingredients.

When describing the basil, she referred to it as “leafs” rather than leaves. Omg she is uneducated.

“Fettuccini Alfredo noodles”

At the end, she showed basically dry noodles with a few tomatoes and all of the “sauce” still in the pot.

Ok, end rant. Sorry about that. I don’t often go on long rants here, but she seriously just needs to not pretend like she can cook, let alone try to teach others.


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[gram3]

Queen Garlic Salt is so dumb I want to run and hide in embarrassment for her. Garlic salt is salt, does she not know that? Would she put that choke-inducing amount of salt on bread? That bread would be inedible.

Faddy was at Costco complaining about people panicking and buying supplies. Big talker he is. What's he doing at Costco? If the virus hits anywhere close to their little nest, both the Dopes will be whining and wimping like the scared biotches they really are.

[lmmomSD]

I think she is confusing basil "leafs" with bay leaves. That's the only reason I can think of adding them whole and then removing them.
Hod, she's a moron.

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[Feebz]

My hod, if they couldn't vlog all the junk they eat or all the endless shopping for toys their kids toss aside, what would they have to vlog????? Such interesting, riveting content.

Hopefully it won't come to it, but if the US goes into corona quarantine lockdown, I would actually be very interested to see how the Greeds live without eating every second meal in a restaurant and having to rely on the contents of their cold storage. What was in there again? 10 boxes of sugar cereal and an oversized flocked Christmas tree?

[Snarkmeister]

I think she is confusing basil "leafs" with bay leaves. That's the only reason I can think of adding them whole and then removing them.
Hod, she's a moron.

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That is what I was thinking too. The ignorance/lack of education/lack of culture never ceases to amaze me.


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[gram3]

My hod, if they couldn't vlog all the junk they eat or all the endless shopping for toys their kids toss aside, what would they have to vlog????? Such interesting, riveting content.

Hopefully it won't come to it, but if the US goes into corona quarantine lockdown, I would actually be very interested to see how the Greeds live without eating every second meal in a restaurant and having to rely on the contents of their cold storage. What was in there again? 10 boxes of sugar cereal and an oversized flocked Christmas tree?

Maybe the Dumb as Stumps think they can use the tree as a weapon to "fight off" the virus. I mean like, literally, like you know?

[OldCountry]

I saw the post above with the picture of Trash holding the massive mess of toilet tissue that the girls ran through the hallway with. Trash's only concern is that it is worth 'millions' right now. The illegal gouging market has got her attention for sure. They are probably rummaging through their basement of horrors looking for items that might be 'worth' something now because of a crisis. I would not put it past them to sell such items on Ebay or elsewhere and take advantage of the situation. It is just the Greed's way.

I got side tracked....her saying the toilet tissue is worth 'millions'...Not the fact that her cats are destructive and wasteful, nope, no concern there, just the fact it could be worth $$$.

Will probably see pullups again since the cats can't be trusted to enter an unlocked bathroom.

[B4bfmmom]

My hod, if they couldn't vlog all the junk they eat or all the endless shopping for toys their kids toss aside, what would they have to vlog????? Such interesting, riveting content.

Hopefully it won't come to it, but if the US goes into corona quarantine lockdown, I would actually be very interested to see how the Greeds live without eating every second meal in a restaurant and having to rely on the contents of their cold storage. What was in there again? 10 boxes of sugar cereal and an oversized flocked Christmas tree?

Dear Hod, what will they literally do if they are literally ever quarantined? Will Ninny Nanny have to literally live with them 24/7? Nobody could come help them with their literally, like, 568,645 jobs!!!!! Or if Ninny Nanny would need to be quarantined to her apartment? Ha!!! Can you imagine how their most genuine, Hod loving family could get along shoved into that house together with no help, no take out...only TIME ON THEIR HANDS? Their true selves would be shown very soon, wouldn’t you think?


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[RolyPoly123]

My hod, if they couldn't vlog all the junk they eat or all the endless shopping for toys their kids toss aside, what would they have to vlog????? Such interesting, riveting content.

Hopefully it won't come to it, but if the US goes into corona quarantine lockdown, I would actually be very interested to see how the Greeds live without eating every second meal in a restaurant and having to rely on the contents of their cold storage. What was in there again? 10 boxes of sugar cereal and an oversized flocked Christmas tree?

Dear Hod, what will they literally do if they are literally ever quarantined? Will Ninny Nanny have to literally live with them 24/7? Nobody could come help them with their literally, like, 568,645 jobs!!!!! Or if Ninny Nanny would need to be quarantined to her apartment? Ha!!! Can you imagine how their most genuine, Hod loving family could get along shoved into that house together with no help, no take out...only TIME ON THEIR HANDS? Their true selves would be shown very soon, wouldn’t you think?


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That would be SUCH fun to see

[OldCountry]

Canned mushrooms? Ewwww.

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Her cooking made me twitchy. There are SO many things to comment on!!! (All the Arsely exclamation points)

Like someone else mentioned, it is a very very strange combination of ingredients. It sounds really vile, and I am NOT a picky eater.

Canned mushrooms? Seriously gross. Not only do they not taste good, but I found this information on the FDA site: An average of 5 or more maggots that are 2 mm or longer per 100 g portion of drained mushrooms and the proportionate liquid, or an average of 5 or more maggots that are 2 mm or longer per 15 g of dried mushrooms. ... Decomposition -- An average of 10%; or more decomposed mushrooms by weight. This is what is allowed by the FDA.

She touched the pasta with her hand after touching her phone. She clearly doesn’t realize how many germs are on phones. So gross.

Who adds whole basil leaves to a recipe and removes them after? Has she not heard of doing a chiffonade of fresh basil and adding it at the end? Oh yeah, Hod forbid she eat something fresh and green. Is she confusing Basil with bay leaves?

She made “homemade garlic toast” with sandwich bread. Seriously. Oh, and her “fresh” Parmesan was allegedly moldy. First, it isn’t “fresh,” if it is pre-shredded and in a plastic tub. Second, I wonder if she was actually seeing the cellulose added to avoid clumping. Also, she said numerous times she is the only person who eats it, yet she made herself four whole pieces. Just for her. Additionally, she used garlic SALT instead of garlic powder on her bread.

She said she gets the pre-chopped garlic because it is “way more concentrated.” Omg. It is “literally” chopped garlic stored in oil. How would it be more concentrated? It isn’t a liquid that you cook down.

She added a whole jar of sun dried tomatoes (again packed in oil)! The concentrated and sweet flavor of these would not mix well with the other ingredients.

When describing the basil, she referred to it as “leafs” rather than leaves. Omg she is uneducated.

“Fettuccini Alfredo noodles”

At the end, she showed basically dry noodles with a few tomatoes and all of the “sauce” still in the pot.

Ok, end rant. Sorry about that. I don’t often go on long rants here, but she seriously just needs to not pretend like she can cook, let alone try to teach others.


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Thank you for the recap so I didn't have to go watch this mess in which I probably would have. On GQS IG she mentioned "Go look and also 'follow me' over on my page for the recipe", but I saw your post first thankfully so no need. I have to say I do not know anyone ever, wherever I have lived that cooks like this. Maybe right after WWII into the 50's with the introduction of canned/packaged foods, I don't know, it just seems bizarre to me that people do not know better now with all the information that is out there about healthy eating. Sure I eat 'crap' sometimes but the difference is I know that I am eating crap. The Greedner's have no idea. They lack so much knowledge about most things.

[OldCountry]

Oh my F*ck! Just went to GQS IG and there is Tubbs promoting an organic Grass Fed Beef / free range chicken etc. Company. Why is this company sponsoring them? I can't take this....I have to go throw up.

[Ebbies turn]

Her skin is disgusting

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Are those blackheads? That’s disgusting

[3momstrong]

I saw the post above with the picture of Trash holding the massive mess of toilet tissue that the girls ran through the hallway with. Trash's only concern is that it is worth 'millions' right now. The illegal gouging market has got her attention for sure. They are probably rummaging through their basement of horrors looking for items that might be 'worth' something now because of a crisis. I would not put it past them to sell such items on Ebay or elsewhere and take advantage of the situation. It is just the Greed's way.

I got side tracked....her saying the toilet tissue is worth 'millions'...Not the fact that her cats are destructive and wasteful, nope, no concern there, just the fact it could be worth $$$.

Will probably see pullups again since the cats can't be trusted to enter an unlocked bathroom.

Bahaha! Probably what she sent TyPERV to Costco for ... pull-ups for their FIVE YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!! Hod forbid they’re would not have them during a quarantine!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[OldCountry]

OK,,I am recovered enough from the reaction I had from the Greeds being sponsored by an Organic Meat Store. I forgot to add that Bison in his 'ad' said that they have loved this product. Really? When? So why did he buy different cuts of meat from the grocery store the other day when he made his meat thing with three cans of condensed soup that requires one can each of water to dilute and he only added a quarter of a cup of water total in his recipe? Yum..NOT! Disgusting...

And now for some reason they hooked up with this Company...very disappointing.

[3momstrong]

Canned mushrooms? Ewwww.

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Her cooking made me twitchy. There are SO many things to comment on!!! (All the Arsely exclamation points)

Like someone else mentioned, it is a very very strange combination of ingredients. It sounds really vile, and I am NOT a picky eater.

Canned mushrooms? Seriously gross. Not only do they not taste good, but I found this information on the FDA site: An average of 5 or more maggots that are 2 mm or longer per 100 g portion of drained mushrooms and the proportionate liquid, or an average of 5 or more maggots that are 2 mm or longer per 15 g of dried mushrooms. ... Decomposition -- An average of 10%; or more decomposed mushrooms by weight. This is what is allowed by the FDA.

She touched the pasta with her hand after touching her phone. She clearly doesn’t realize how many germs are on phones. So gross.

Who adds whole basil leaves to a recipe and removes them after? Has she not heard of doing a chiffonade of fresh basil and adding it at the end? Oh yeah, Hod forbid she eat something fresh and green. Is she confusing Basil with bay leaves?

She made “homemade garlic toast” with sandwich bread. Seriously. Oh, and her “fresh” Parmesan was allegedly moldy. First, it isn’t “fresh,” if it is pre-shredded and in a plastic tub. Second, I wonder if she was actually seeing the cellulose added to avoid clumping. Also, she said numerous times she is the only person who eats it, yet she made herself four whole pieces. Just for her. Additionally, she used garlic SALT instead of garlic powder on her bread.

She said she gets the pre-chopped garlic because it is “way more concentrated.” Omg. It is “literally” chopped garlic stored in oil. How would it be more concentrated? It isn’t a liquid that you cook down.

She added a whole jar of sun dried tomatoes (again packed in oil)! The concentrated and sweet flavor of these would not mix well with the other ingredients.

When describing the basil, she referred to it as “leafs” rather than leaves. Omg she is uneducated.

“Fettuccini Alfredo noodles”

At the end, she showed basically dry noodles with a few tomatoes and all of the “sauce” still in the pot.

Ok, end rant. Sorry about that. I don’t often go on long rants here, but she seriously just needs to not pretend like she can cook, let alone try to teach others.


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Thank you for the recap so I didn't have to go watch this mess in which I probably would have. On GQS IG she mentioned "Go look and also 'follow me' over on my page for the recipe", but I saw your post first thankfully so no need. I have to say I do not know anyone ever, wherever I have lived that cooks like this. Maybe right after WWII into the 50's with the introduction of canned/packaged foods, I don't know, it just seems bizarre to me that people do not know better now with all the information that is out there about healthy eating. Sure I eat 'crap' sometimes but the difference is I know that I am eating crap. The Greedner's have no idea. They lack so much knowledge about most things.

I seem to recall that Goth Mimi didn’t cook so Tra$hley probably never was taught. Ahhh who the Hell am I kidding? She’s lazy as f*ck and does “whatever is easiest”. TyPERV’s mom probably REALLY DID work 987 jobs to feed her 27 children. He always mentions his “grandmother’s recipe” when he boasts about his culinary skills. In other news, I wonder if the SeneSHIT money train will crash and burn during this “pandemic”? She may not have jack shit in her “end of the world” storage in the basement but Lord! She’s got quite the inventory of face paint!


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[lmmomSD]

Her skin is disgusting

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Are those blackheads? That’s disgusting

Ewww, I think they are!

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[3momstrong]

I saw the post above with the picture of Trash holding the massive mess of toilet tissue that the girls ran through the hallway with. Trash's only concern is that it is worth 'millions' right now. The illegal gouging market has got her attention for sure. They are probably rummaging through their basement of horrors looking for items that might be 'worth' something now because of a crisis. I would not put it past them to sell such items on Ebay or elsewhere and take advantage of the situation. It is just the Greed's way.

I got side tracked....her saying the toilet tissue is worth 'millions'...Not the fact that her cats are destructive and wasteful, nope, no concern there, just the fact it could be worth $$$.

Will probably see pullups again since the cats can't be trusted to enter an unlocked bathroom.

Bahaha! Probably what she sent TyPERV to Costco for ... pull-ups for their FIVE YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!! Hod forbid they’re would not have them during a quarantine!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Sorry should have said “they”. They are probably in a panic at the thought of not having pull-ups stock piled! They would have to actually potty train the ferals! Ha!


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[gram3]

Oh my F*ck! Just went to GQS IG and there is Tubbs promoting an organic Grass Fed Beef / free range chicken etc. Company. Why is this company sponsoring them? I can't take this....I have to go throw up.

The Orgills have tried to sell this meat on their IG, too. I can't remember for sure if I've seen it on Bling's site. Must have taken some fast talking finagling on FaddyFraud's part to worm his way into this. Are these companies so stupid/desperate they'll let any fraud advertise their products?

[OldCountry]

I got bumped out of here for some reason trying to post from my computor...Bison on IG has posted himself enjoying the sunshine in his face in his backyard that the girls have bought for him..I think this is the quote.. "Enjoying the Coronra-Free Air". I have to tell everyone, I hate him even more. I didn't think that was possible..

Oh and by the way Bison, you are not untouchable. With what all is going on and without your concern of sanitation, you are a prime target.
Good Luck

[msemiss]

As someone who lives in the epicenter of the coronavirus in the US, where all gatherings of 250 people or more are prohibited and schools in three counties are closed until April 24th, I am tired of these clowns joking about this pandemic! Although they may not be affected by it directly it’s a very serious matter and people are DYING! Maybe they should STFU and use their social platforms to educate people about how to protect themselves and their families. Of course I know they won’t


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