The Lindquists: dELLEusional, deceitful, and divorcing | Part 4

[Margie]

What a lame vlog. She took her viewers messages of “we love a vlog without meaning” as being “we love half ass shit, don’t bother trying anymore”.

Also, I know I can be a bit of a helicopter parent due to career induced ptsd... my husband tries to keep me in line, so this may just be my paranoia... BUT I would never let my 1 year old, like just-turned-one-yesterday, toddler/infant play in a sandbox without me sitting beside them. At that age they are still mouthing everything and they don’t respond quickly to “don’t put that in your mouth”. Also, she was running the boys a bath but she was in the living room... so I assume they were in the tub or the bathroom, a floor above her, unsupervised?? Unless Dan was there, which I doubt. Fuck that shit. I know someone who left their 5 year old in the tub just so they could answer the phone... in that time, the 5 year old had slipped and hit her head and went underneath and drowned. Accidents happen, don’t leave your kids in potentially dangerous situations. They are called accidents for a reason and accidents don’t discriminate.

[JustAMereMuggle]

She totally still reads here. She made a TikTok 2 days ago when we started talking about her potential drinking problem. She thinks she's being funny but essentially what she does is puts the boys at the table with iPads and goes to drink over the sink. It's hard to get good screenshots from TikTok but this is the best one I was able to get.

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Why does it feel like this is a daily occurence for her? I feel like this idea is supposed to be satire but came from a place of truth for Elle.

[Margie]

Lookie here!!!! Elle commenting on a controversial topic! Let’s be honest.. it’s not all that controversial, everyone is fully aware of the racism and 99% of people are demanding change. It was a safe topic for her to comment on, and she knew it. That English though... Her spelling mistakes are so basic, this is the shit my grade 3 child does. In grade 3, I can understand, at 37... pick up a book. Too much phone gazing and autocorrect has assaulted Elle’s brain.

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[Margie]

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Soooo... does this mean no video? She doesn’t actually say... you’d think that if this was her career, she would have had the foresight to make this video a couple of weeks from now to guarantee that it was complete by the time she was due to film it and publish it. She is really THIS bad at time management?? This is actually shocking to me. I know she’s dumb, but this is actually mind blowing. Her channels are about to fail and she’s going to need a real job to support herself... at this rate, she’s basically unemployable.

Side note... can you imagine being an employer and receiving a resume that says “youtuber. 2006-present”

[JustAMereMuggle]

Here's an idea Elle, stop playing with bunnies in your front yard and you'll have your videos ready on time. And don't announce that your video 2 days from now will be a laundry room makeover if you haven't even started making it over. It's just common sense! I swear if she was one of my employees she'd have been gone a looooooong time ago. That's why she works for herself. She's unemployable.

[JustAMereMuggle]

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Um, no.

-You wear a silk *vintage* scarf as a face covering (silk doesn't stop germs)
- You cross contaminate food by putting bags down on the same surface the boxes sat on.
- Washing your hands is pretty much useless against strep as its main form of transmission is airborne droplets that you trap at your face with silk (see point number 1)

I get the feeling that she'd be the type of employee that calls ten minutes before a shift to give one of a thousand excuses as to why she's not coming in. She'll be losing more and more subscribers very soon.

[ecccgm]

Hi guys, long time reader (like seriously almost 2 years) but first time poster. I can't stand her either and honestly don't know how I was ever a fan of hers. But anyways Dan is 100% long gone, Elle is a maniac, and I wouldn't be surprised if her LV or whatever the hell designer scarf got her covid.


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[Margie]

Hi guys, long time reader (like seriously almost 2 years) but first time poster. I can't stand her either and honestly don't know how I was ever a fan of hers. But anyways Dan is 100% long gone, Elle is a maniac, and I wouldn't be surprised if her LV or whatever the hell designer scarf got her covid.


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Welcome! We all started out as fans of hers until we saw through her façade.

[Nacholife]

Late to the party but the post of her wearing the LV scarf on her head I guarantee she got the idea from TikTok because I’ve seen so many TikTok clips of woman wrapping their heads with silk scarves.


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[ellawski]

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Um, no.

-You wear a silk *vintage* scarf as a face covering (silk doesn't stop germs)
- You cross contaminate food by putting bags down on the same surface the boxes sat on.
- Washing your hands is pretty much useless against strep as its main form of transmission is airborne droplets that you trap at your face with silk (see point number 1)

I get the feeling that she'd be the type of employee that calls ten minutes before a shift to give one of a thousand excuses as to why she's not coming in. She'll be losing more and more subscribers very soon.

It’s been years since I’ve been active here but I’m glad to find you all here again!

Yes, and she also took her only good mask off to make that stupid tiktok she posted on IG drinking Starbucks, so honestly, she might as well have taken the mask off more than once trying to film it. Hoping Dan takes care of the kids while she is sick and they avoid contact


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[JustAMereMuggle]

Hi guys, long time reader (like seriously almost 2 years) but first time poster. I can't stand her either and honestly don't know how I was ever a fan of hers. But anyways Dan is 100% long gone, Elle is a maniac, and I wouldn't be surprised if her LV or whatever the hell designer scarf got her covid.


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Welcome to our rapidly growing community! I was a reader for a long time before joining as well. Her hypocritical BS this year pushed me to join. I have a feeling we'll be gaining members with rapid momentum shortly.

[JustAMereMuggle]

Wow. Elle really stepped in it this time. In a post from yesterday she compared the struggles of POC to "neurodiverse" people (everyone assuming she means Autistic individuals). There are so many people calling her out under the post that she is now going to have a public chat with one of her commenters trying to call her out, who also happens to be black. I can't wait for this sh*t show her pale, white butt is going to try and curate. Dare I say it's going to be an Everyday Extraordinary disaster 2.0?

[Seriouslysweetie]

I honestly don't know what neurodiversity means. I'm going to have to look it up. Is it just me or Elle loves using big words inserted in common plain conversation type writing?

Anyway, I swear if Elle makes this video about her in a way, it will upset a lot of people. It already feels this way because she has tripled down by posting a defensive post and a reading list on her stories. You can actually post something bringing awareness to a cause without it being about you. I'm doubting if Elle knows how to do that.

[Margie]

Did you guys see her post about the Stauffers?!?!
I have to say, I really agree with her response, but I am SHOCKED that she would address it, let alone take a firm stance on the side opposing their actions. Her reference to Neurodiversity and exceptionalities makes me really think that Cohen has received a diagnosis of sorts.

I am a parent to a twice exceptional neuro diverse child, and I have to say, that language is not common among lay people. That’s advocate language for children with diagnoses..... very interesting

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[Seriouslysweetie]

Did you guys see her post about the Stauffers?!?!
I have to say, I really agree with her response, but I am SHOCKED that she would address it, let alone take a firm stance on the side opposing their actions. Her reference to Neurodiversity and exceptionalities makes me really think that Cohen has received a diagnosis of sorts.

I am a parent to a twice exceptional neuro diverse child, and I have to say, that language is not common among lay people. That’s advocate language for children with diagnoses..... very interesting
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As soon as I looked up neurodiversity, I saw her post! Totally agree with everything she said about the Stauffers.

Now I understand why people called her out with the previous post about racism as she did lump it with it. But hey at least as a result she became bold and spoke her stance. That I'm not mad about at all. I'm looking forward to the video tomorrow and I'm still hoping she won't make it into another Everyday Extraordinary narcissistic host interview disaster.

[fossilfinger]

I am a parent to a twice exceptional neuro diverse child, and I have to say, that language is not common among lay people. That’s advocate language for children with diagnoses..... very interesting

Are you sure she didn't just Google or learn it through teacher training? When I went through teacher training we took a class called The Exceptional Learner, which introduced a lot of vocabulary surrounding diagnoses and special education.

[JustAMereMuggle]

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What an absolute fucking hypocrite. She rants about having to rehome an adopted, asian, autistic son (a very hard thing to have to do and I'm guessing a very hard decision for anyone) while she holds her biological, white, seemingly neurotypical daughter for a photo op. She has NO idea what lead them to their decision. She has ZERO reason to judge ANYONE on their family choices.

She must be getting quite the leg workout from the amount of soap boxes she been climbing on and off of the last few days. Pick a lane Elle!

[okaythatlldo]

I don’t know where I stand on the Stauffer issue, but I am surprised she took such a hard stance against them. All Youtubers take advantage of their children - but I guess it’s only okay if you intend to keep them forever? I dunno, it is some muddy ass waters. Anyway.

I found it interesting that she complained the media is making it all about the parents, when it should be all about the child. In her post about inequality, she got called out by a few people. She went ON AND ON reiterating her points and explaining to these black viewers why their interpretations were incorrect. She made it all about herself and hit them with “sorry if that wasn’t clear enough” AGAIN AND AGAIN which is the most condescending bullshit I have ever heard. I guess that kid Huxley has more value and more rights in Elle’s eyes than the millions and millions of black people who have been persecuted and murdered for CENTURIES.

Shouldn’t ending racism be about the people it actually hurts!? Why is that WOC commenter sucking Elle’s dick in the comments with things like “I really am a fan, I love your channel, but...” and now they’re doing a video together so Elle can come off so enlightened AND make a profit? I can’t believe she is going to further her platform by taking advantage of all the fucked up shit that’s happening in the US right now. If that video is monetized for personal gain or if 100%(!!!!!!!!) of profits are not donated to a #blacklivesmatter organization, so help me god...

It is NEVER about anyone else other than Elle. She’s so fucking good at smoke and mirrors that it is legitimately SCARY what she is capable of.

Also, going back to the silk scarf head wrap thing. I had this thought back when I saw the post but thought maybe I was reaching a bit. But some black women sleep with silk scarves on their heads to protect their hair. Seemed a bit like cultural appropriation for her to post a picture wearing one, to draw attention to herself for her birthday. Maybe she does it now to protect her CURLY GIRL CURLS and feels so in tune with the plight of black women as a result.


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[Margie]

Anyone notice that amandamuse “muted” her self yesterday in a movement to post content that would draw attention to POC and away from herself? As soon as I saw that, I knew Elle would jump all over that because it’s an easy way for her not to have to do shit all. Amanda said hers was on her instagram, Elle is taking advantage and also not posting YouTube videos.... honestly, because we know Elle and how flaky she is, this is INFURIATING! She is 100% using her white privilege to benefit herself here! If she doesn’t redirect postings to reposted (because I don’t want to see her terribly fucked up BLM posts) content, I will lose it. She is a terrible person. This shit makes it so clear she doesn’t think of others before she thinks of herself.

I honestly don’t even want to see her interview the WOC who commented on her IG post. I already know it is going to be SO effing cringey.

As for Elle knowing that language from teachers college, perhaps, but I truly doubt she would remember it this far on, she has a brain the size of a pea. She also mentioned that it was very close to her heart which, combined with that language, made me think it was a sly reference to Cohen.

[Pamomma8422]

What is she talking about with her Instagram edit in her Myka Stauffer post? What changed?