JesssFam: Chasing Coyotes at Night with Shorts too Tight (Part 142)

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She was probably hoping for a nip slip
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MiloandMax1 wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:23 pm
I know people will say I'm "body shaming" but all that pose makes me think of is a seal on the rocks.

Also she clearly photoshopped that, notice you can't see her tummy tuck scar or cat butt belly button.
I agree on both things! I thought walrus but we'll go with seal lol. Not only is it photoshopped but it's really poorly photoshopped! The first thing that jumped out to me is that it had been photoshopped because her stomach is all fuzzy to the point that you can barely see her belly button... if she couldn't do any better than that, she should've just left it alone...
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GGF1987 wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:39 pm
MiloandMax1 wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:23 pm
I know people will say I'm "body shaming" but all that pose makes me think of is a seal on the rocks.

Also she clearly photoshopped that, notice you can't see her tummy tuck scar or cat butt belly button.
I agree on both things! I thought walrus but we'll go with seal lol. Not only is it photoshopped but it's really poorly photoshopped! The first thing that jumped out to me is that it had been photoshopped because her stomach is all fuzzy to the point that you can barely see her belly button... if she couldn't do any better than that, she should've just left it alone...
Imagine getting a tummy tuck only to have to Photoshop.
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And this was her third pic in the series..... the one she thought she was copying. Image
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I cant believe she included a picture of ariel?? People either get it or they dont, they shouldn’t need a picture reference! Not to mention ariel actually has a waist line Image

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Ariel n the seal wear it better.LOL
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Haulnarse wrote:I cant believe she included a picture of ariel?? People either get it or they dont, they shouldn’t need a picture reference! Not to mention ariel actually has a waist line Image

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Perfect pics you made here! Hilarious!
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I wonder if Chris gets embarrassed by her. Its one thing to be proud of your wife but like I wonder how he really feels about her "showing off" (twerking, these pictures, etc). He seems to be more shy.
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The fact that she included an actual picture of Ariel makes it 100x more cringe. Jessica, you don't look like Ariel. Your hair is orange, hers is red. Youre not cute, youre not a milf, wipe that smug smile off your face and realize you're not the hot shit you think you are. So much second hand embarrassment
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I can't help but think uncle Lee creating that song for Lilia is nothing but an attempt to promote himself as a musician. It's pretty sad how much family vloggers will exploit their kids: filming their every move for cash. They were even talking about making a music video.... why are they inflating her ego so much? Lilia does not have a good voice.
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Haulnarse wrote:I cant believe she included a picture of ariel?? People either get it or they dont, they shouldn’t need a picture reference! Not to mention ariel actually has a waist line Image

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The one type of “Vacation” shit she goes on and Tommy and Caden have already left how convenient.. 😒 probably for the best got all these weird ass people around.
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i havent seen anyone besides messs wear a tube top since 2008.


that bathing suit pic. get more flattering colours girl and if ur gonna photoshop anything can it be those saggy boobs


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ReyRey61 wrote:Image
Poor boxy Jessica. Not a natural curve in sight Image


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anonymous20 wrote:The one type of “Vacation” shit she goes on and Tommy and Caden have already left how convenient.. Image probably for the best got all these weird ass people around.
I kinda wonder if they watch the channel and get upset because jess never does anything with them like that....

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ReyRey61 wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:58 pm So Mess bought a bunch of new stuff for her car, like chapstick, Kleenex, Tums, etc. Nothing wrong with that but why oh why doesn’t she look throughout her house for those items?! Put some Tums in a clear, empty pill bottle. Look through the junk drawers for the other stuff. Create a better first aide kit with heavy gauze and not little bandages. The kids could help, as a project or treasure hunt. So wasteful!

What is her affiliation with Target?! Seems she’s clamoring for a Brand Deal.

Well, Lilia does sing better than she dances. I’ll give her that.

And wow, Mess said she grew up dancing and taught dance. Wow, no one knew! Image

Not only that she got so many things that you just wouldn't want to keep in your car--a small deodorant for her and her children to share? Not only does that seem gross, but it's also bound to melt in the Cali heat as would the chapstick. But she's always so wasteful, I cringed so much at what she got for her camping trip and what they had left behind in the camper that they could no longer use.

The only thing that really bothers me about Jesss with Lilia is how she acts like she's a fucking superstar when she's just an average kid. Just let her have fun dancing and singing, don't make it out to be that she's a natural star. And I hate to say this, but I do think it's sweet that she's recording the song her uncle wrote while Jess was pregnant. Though I love how Jesss acted like it was such a great song and didn't even know the lyrics. lol
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strikeaposie wrote:
ReyRey61 wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:58 pm So Mess bought a bunch of new stuff for her car, like chapstick, Kleenex, Tums, etc. Nothing wrong with that but why oh why doesn’t she look throughout her house for those items?! Put some Tums in a clear, empty pill bottle. Look through the junk drawers for the other stuff. Create a better first aide kit with heavy gauze and not little bandages. The kids could help, as a project or treasure hunt. So wasteful!

What is her affiliation with Target?! Seems she’s clamoring for a Brand Deal.

Well, Lilia does sing better than she dances. I’ll give her that.

And wow, Mess said she grew up dancing and taught dance. Wow, no one knew! Image

Not only that she got so many things that you just wouldn't want to keep in your car--a small deodorant for her and her children to share? Not only does that seem gross, but it's also bound to melt in the Cali heat as would the chapstick. But she's always so wasteful, I cringed so much at what she got for her camping trip and what they had left behind in the camper that they could no longer use.

The only thing that really bothers me about Jesss with Lilia is how she acts like she's a fucking superstar when she's just an average kid. Just let her have fun dancing and singing, don't make it out to be that she's a natural star. And I hate to say this, but I do think it's sweet that she's recording the song her uncle wrote while Jess was pregnant. Though I love how Jesss acted like it was such a great song and didn't even know the lyrics. lol
This exactly! Where is she gonna store all that crap in that small car?! And yep they will get gross in the Central Valley of CA. The deodorant comments, so weird. Her kids stink: All of them?! Well if so, shower them daily and apply deodorant then, if even necessary. Problem solved. (Some kids, even clean ones, do get body odor, but all of them?! No way.) All that shit can wait till they get home anyway!

How much do you want to bet she has some emergency lipstick in that car for Bratty?! Lol

We have a RV, and her way is. of course not the way to supply it. She’s a wasteful idiot.
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The thumbnail had Lilia putting on deodorant but did she even show her putting on deodorant? Did Jess just make her stage that photo for a thumbnail?
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Haulnarse wrote:I cant believe she included a picture of ariel?? People either get it or they dont, they shouldn’t need a picture reference! Not to mention ariel actually has a waist line Image

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I don’t care how much you don’t like her. I don’t either, but this isn’t okay. Do you have children? Would you like them to be treated this way? Lead by example.


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