Ellie + Jared: Botox, babies and sand castles. | Part #127

[ICantEven]

Ellie definitely didn't write it. My first thought was that it was an existing poem that Ellie maybe found and personalized with major help from Jared. Which, who really cares, if it means Ellie was really showing kindness to another human being.

I copied her text and searched, and a very similar poem comes up with a bunch of variations. Several of the lines are conserved and then others are routinely changed up. Most of the lines in Ellie's poem are straight from the conserved lines. From what I read, it sounds like it's connected to Fortnight. So I'm guessing it's more like 99% Jared, with Ellie's contribution being the frizzy hair part.

[Parktown]

Ellie definitely didn't write it. My first thought was that it was an existing poem that Ellie maybe found and personalized with major help from Jared. Which, who really cares, if it means Ellie was really showing kindness to another human being.

I copied her text and searched, and a very similar poem comes up with a bunch of variations. Several of the lines are conserved and then others are routinely changed up. Most of the lines in Ellie's poem are straight from the conserved lines. From what I read, it sounds like it's connected to Fortnight. So I'm guessing it's more like 99% Jared, with Ellie's contribution being the frizzy hair part.

Omg great detective workSo she basically cannot even write a basic roses are red poem lol!!!

[YTIG60]

Jared is experiencing migraines shown in Bonnie's vlog resulting in him missing the Bollie photoshoot. He has no history of migraines, but my guess the stress in life without a successful YouTube business is weighing heavy on him these days. No having his dad nearby is unfortunate too.
I can't imagine bringing another baby into this mix right now would be helpful.
I'm not sure how he'll manage his hip pain since there was no surgical intervention recommended at this time.

[HelloSweetie]

Ellie’s IG story today has her walking outside to see her kids playing ALONE in the front yard at 3 in the afternoon. She’s in her slippers and robe and observes that the kids “must have had lunch outside.” She says “I officially am having the laziest day I’ve ever had, and I love it.”

We know Ellie. We know.


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[RottieMama]

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[lmmomSD]

Ellie and Jared: Wherever You Go, There You Are

(Seems to apply to their buddies C&K and Bryan and Missy as well-- B&M just sold their house too)

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[Hannah]

Ellie + Jared: Where the children act like adults, and the adults act like children.

[ba1006]

Did you see Jared's Thanksgiving day instagram post? The table had some type of casserole dish and rolls - that's it. The casserole looked like tater tots or something gross. They couldn't even cook a decent meal on Thanksgiving?

[Liz_444]

Hide and Seek....guess where Mommy is.....in bed!

Ellie - how to parent while spending the day in bed. You can do this too!

Children, children, we have children? Where??

[Liz_444]

What the hell was this last vlog? Sorry, I had to skip through most of it. Why do vloggers think we want to sit and listen to them chat about themselves?? They are so damn boring!

They start the vlog with clips that, I believe, were BEFORE Halloween! God know when the other clips were filmed...I just skimmed through.

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[ICantEven]

Did you see Jared's Thanksgiving day instagram post? The table had some type of casserole dish and rolls - that's it. The casserole looked like tater tots or something gross. They couldn't even cook a decent meal on Thanksgiving?

Wow such an unbalanced meal! Not that a traditional Thanksgiving meal is the healthiest, haha. But at least you usually have some protein.

It looks like the casserole could be sweet potato casserole with marshmallows on top. And they also had corn and pumpkin pie. So dinner was just simple carbs. Poor Jared and the kids.

[imoverit]

Well that was a stupid video. Ellie can’t even follow a train of thought, shes all over the place with what she’s talking about. And I think it is idiotic for her to discourage people from using websites to find nannies or babysitters - from the other perspective of a nanny/babysitter, those websites are essential for finding jobs. They’re really helpful for both sides, just because she met one or two people on there she didn’t like doesn’t mean anything about that method for finding people. That’s why there are reviews and people have references.

[HelloSweetie]

Right after they moved there (when they went to Vegas) she said she found the best babysitter. Pretty sure it was through a service. Ellie can never keep her stories straight.


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[lmmomSD]

Somehow I don't think it would be difficult for Ellie to find someone she doesn't like.

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[Catface2]

Their Bollie ads are so stupid. The leggings and top..lounge wear look cheap and thin as hell. Why do they insist on kneeling on a bed and wrapping themselves all entwined in each other..like a porno in these photo shoots? Ewww!

[lmmomSD]

This does not look "cozy" or "comfortable". It looks like it doesn't fit right. And she got called out for cultural appropriation for misusing the word "namaste".

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[131618]

Maybe it's just me - hubby and I laugh at ill- times pictures of ourselves and the kids for sure but I don't post the bad ones to thousands of people... Calvin seems like the forgotten one too which is maybe why I found Jared's story extra sketchy

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[imoverit]

Maybe it's just me - hubby and I laugh at ill- times pictures of ourselves and the kids for sure but I don't post the bad ones to thousands of people... Calvin seems like the forgotten one too which is maybe why I found Jared's story extra sketchy

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What was it? I think I missed it if you mean IG story, or I missed something else lol

[lovingthisforum]

On Bonnie's IG there is a video with ribs on Calvin's back showing...omg, that's so sad

[Kattiness Everdeen]

Is it just me, or does it seem like Ellie's "migraines" are contagious? FIrst Bonnie, then Joel, now Jared? Almost like it has become the perfect excuse to "opt out" of life.