JesssFam: Crying About "Homeschool" to Pay for the Pool (Pt 144)

[ReyRey61]

I don't wanna watch the vlog... I can't take looking at Jesss's big head and listening to her loud voice and all the obnoxious kids she's raising... So, what was it that was found in their backyard? Chris's manhood? Jesss' brain? Lillia's talent? Kaden's binky? Ok ok I will stop... but, really.. what did they discover?

This is so funny, especially Chris’s manhood.

It could be its own thread of what was found. Jess’s integrity; Mimi’s discipline; the kids’ books; empty hair dye bottles and pizza boxes; the twins’ manners; Addie’s shoes, etc.

[ihartcatz]

She really needs to correct Landen on his baby talk. His 7 in March and constantly talks in that baby voice. My kid is a month older than him and she hasn't done that for 2 years now and that seems pretty normal among her friends also. I couldn't watch him talking about his computer because it was so annoying.

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Yes! I can't stand it. My son is Landen's age and when he does baby talk I make him repeat it without baby talk.

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[nowherewarm]

Ok so California is on lockdown again so let’s take two lids to target. Sounds like a great idea

She couldn't even remember the timeline of the first lockdown. I think she did know but Cali was still on it when she had people over. And when she had the slumber party they were saying no more than 10 people so she did 10 kids PLUS everyone in their household (boys were with Drake I think).

Right?! She likes to act all innocent when the subject doesn’t align with her agenda. She says she doesn’t know what her Uncle Steve does for a living. She says she doesn’t know when the first lockdown occurred. “So let’s move on”. She’s the queen of lies-by-omission for sure.

What does he do?

[Captain Smooth]

I hope I don’t seem judgy but is it an American thing to use paper plates constantly? Jess uses so many, to prep food and they eat on paper plates all the time and I see many other americans do the same. It bothers me so much when people have no consideration for the environment and just a few days ago I saw a tik tok in which a hack was to keep paper plates in a basket on the counter for when you don’t feel like cleaning up. That’s completely absurd to me, especially if you own a dishwasher which Jess does.

Nope but it’s so weird that she uses them to prep food on, I’ve noticed that too. Like does she not own a cutting board???


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She doesn't cook, ofc she doesn't own a cutting board, and if she does she would never use it, because she would need to physically use her hands to wash the dishes she used. She would also own ceramic plates, or god forbid porcelain plates, which she recently talked about, but she hates washing dishes, she hates cooking, she hates most foods, she hates doing the laundry, she hates any responsibilities to do with being at home with kids.

[mariahsmom]

These are kind of random and all over the place and I don't really post at all usually just read but I just decided to watch her last few videos and have some questions.

Is she on drugs? Like truly. For a long time I thought maybe she was and that's why she had so much energy, but in these last few videos she seems so over the top its almost scary. Especially the weird cackle laugh. Or does she have ADHD or something? Her energy and behavior has just been so exceedingly strange to me. Even the people she is with seem put of by it.

Am I crazy but is 1 large and 1 medium pizza not enough for 7 people? I know all kids are different and I've never really seen her kids eat but like I likely would have ordered at least 3-4 pizzas.

Two things about Lilia that kind of bother me. I feel like she's not really monitoring her or teaching her safe internet practices especially with her being a "well known" child.

[nurseemilyy]

So Jess complains that Chris's tools are all over the place and then says he has been wanting a toolbox for years. But she couldn't be bothered to buy him one for past Christmas/birthdays/father's day/etc?! She can't even use the excuse that she wouldn't know what to get because she could have had him pick it out or take him to get it

[Beyou8]

Jess throwing a fit when Chris brought home the toolbox but it’s only ok for her to spend money on Amazon, trips and target galore!!

[Beyou8]

So Jess complains that Chris's tools are all over the place and then says he has been wanting a toolbox for years. But she couldn't be bothered to buy him one for past Christmas/birthdays/father's day/etc?! She can't even use the excuse that she wouldn't know what to get because she could have had him pick it out or take him to get it

It’s jess’s way or the highway she wants to have everything for herself but when Chris wants something she throws a tantrum. It’s despicable.

[MiloandMax1]

Of course shes mad he spent money. Its HER money (something Jess has said, but if she was a SAHM & Chris worked people would be ticked off if he were to say its his money).

[MiloandMax1]

She feeds the roaches for the lizard better than she feeds her kids. The lizard gets more protein than her kids.

[hooboy]

It's sad to think that Kyson is possibly so sweet and so much quieter than the other kids because he's aware that Jessss is easier to anger with him than with his siblings. It must be so confusing to see your brothers and sisters behave worse than you but get more gifts, more love, more attention. It's really like he's trying to be the perfect little boy sometimes by being so passive and thoughtful of others. It's heartbreaking.

[MommaMia3]

It's sad to think that Kyson is possibly so sweet and so much quieter than the other kids because he's aware that Jessss is easier to anger with him than with his siblings. It must be so confusing to see your brothers and sisters behave worse than you but get more gifts, more love, more attention. It's really like he's trying to be the perfect little boy sometimes by being so passive and thoughtful of others. It's heartbreaking.

I grew up in a similar situation, and my heart breaks for him. We don't see how things are at Drake's house, but I think it's telling that out of the 3 boys, Kyson is the one that makes regular visits and looks forward to going. I imagine things are more fair, more calm, more structured, and he gets more attention without having to overact for the camera.

I would love to see Jess do a wife swap kind of situation, and have someone else come in that won't let her kids scream and run in the house, limits their screen time, cooks real meals, makes the kids clean up after themselves and go to bed at a decent time.

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[madewitty]

It's sad to think that Kyson is possibly so sweet and so much quieter than the other kids because he's aware that Jessss is easier to anger with him than with his siblings. It must be so confusing to see your brothers and sisters behave worse than you but get more gifts, more love, more attention. It's really like he's trying to be the perfect little boy sometimes by being so passive and thoughtful of others. It's heartbreaking.

I feel so bad for him. Jessssssica only ever has negative things to say about him. Like I get it we only see what she films but even in filming he is so much better behaved than the other kids.

[Yellowlikesunshine42]

Not to beat a dead horse but has anyone seen that picture that shows you the people you interact with and how people think that’s who they are exposed to but then it goes even bigger because you don’t know who the people are that are interacting with you (friends, family, etc) interacted with a bunch of other people. That probably made NO sense but basically with alll the different families, dentists, dental assistants, hair cut people who you don’t even know who they interacted with before interacting with you it’s just crazy how much she risks it.

[Haulnarse]

Jess doesnt even remember her timeline of her relationship/s with drake. She omits to mention her second marriage to him and her revenge cheating with her friends husband Are we so surprised she can’t remember the timeline of covid lockdowns - something that for the most part hasn’t disrupted her life - well apart from her constant travel schedule!

[Captain Smooth]

Man, the amount of fast food they're eating is amazing. When I was little all I wanted to do was go to Mc Donald's ofc and I would on special occasions, or when my Mom really couldn't be bothered to talk me out of it. But I remember begging to go Mc D's often and she would sternly say no and tell me , it's not healthy. She would take me to restaurants every now and then, but I can count on one hand how many times she brought me to fast food locations.

Jess' attitude: uhm, yeah, I don't know, I don't need to feed you today, that's your Dads job, oh your Dad doesn't know what to make yet? Alright, it's Taco Bells job, since you asked for it.

I mean, really? I know we all know, that she is the laziest cook, since she married Chris, but I can't get over how easily she let's her children eat fast food. That stuff is cancerous, if consumed daily. At best, it just makes your metabolism and your gut go haywire, but that's still a struggle.

[webby]

I'd love to see what Lilia would do all weekend at Gabe's if she left her phone in the car... would Messica drive an hour to bring it to her, or make her go a weekend without it? sad


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[BreezyDZ]

Damn. Jess is getting worse and worse. I can't even hate watch at this point. The kids are definitely gonna need therapy.

[sezzajaydee]

Addie’s chest clip was so low on the drive to Modesto.

I can’t get over how she just doesn’t care any more.

[MiloandMax1]

Jess acts like she doesn't know why Kaden doesn't want to go but he was fine with Drake until Jess went and picked him up when Drake took their game away (from ALL of the kids fighting, which is what most parents would do). He doesn't get away with what he does with Jess. Notice Landen had no issue going? Also she needs to get her stories straight about how long its been since they've seen their dad, when did the sunburn incident happen? She acts like its still been years when it hasn't.

Here is a thought why didn't she feed all of her kids when they got to Modesto? Or before leaving the house? Why does she need Rozlyn to watch Addie, not to mention showing up with food when Rozlyn has 3 kids. Also saying how messy it is, so lets let someone else deal with it. Typical jess.