GENERAL TheCurrentCustom/Lorraine THREAD

[Lorena]

i can totallly see her looking like that in a few years

[OG83]

i can totallly see her looking like that in a few years

She's homelier than that! Could not believe how much she was just bragging about not being a fat pregnant person compared to others in her classes. She better hope no one recognizes her or Brian at the hospital, they were flat out rude! Who cares how small she is pregnant? So shallow..... Uncalled for coming from someone who looks like she does!

[lalatraveler]

I think the poster got confused. 2K, not 20K. lol.

She does have a Leica - which are pricy cameras, she probably got it a few years ago, probably takes good pics like for her website. But she should really invest in a HD camera, I'd be curious to see what she looks like without the blurry screen.

[Lorena]

I think the poster got confused. 2K, not 20K. lol.

She does have a Leica - which are pricy cameras, she probably got it a few years ago, probably takes good pics like for her website. But she should really invest in a HD camera, I'd be curious to see what she looks like without the blurry screen.

i think her camera can record in HD, she just doesn't want to cos higher quality videos take longer to edit, process and upload. and also, because HD is not very forgiving.

she posted on Facebook: "You know you have an online shopping problem when you no longer need you credit cards because you've memorized them."

at least she's not in denial LOL

[lovehurts]

I used to think her sense of humor was funny. I also used to think she was pretty but after watching these vlogs she is in from a few years ago of another vlogger she has a lot of people fooled! Back when she use to exercise pre-Brian I always just assumed she had a tight little figure. In most of her vlogs she only shows certain angles of her face, her boobs popping out of her shirt and her legs. WELL...after seeing full candid body shots of her when she was in her prime (preBrian), she looks horrible. She has no right calling other people ugly or fat, because she isnt hott.

Anyway..I was always a fan of her videos but now they are so boring and negative. She never is consistant with her posting and are in of you all friends with her on FB? She is on such an ego trip! Someone left a comment on a picture of her belly saying how huge she has gotten (not in a negative way) and Lorraine got so defensive. It seems like anything she post anymore is based off the comments from here/youtube as if she is trying to defend herself. Im gonna copy some comments she has made from facebook. She is so freaking negative...poor Brian.

holy cow your stomach is huge. mine grew within the the last 3 weeks of pregnancy like crazy.

It's funny because I have only gotten comments like that on here. In real life I don't get those. And I went to a class where I was the furthest along and the smallest overall including the belly department. - Lorraine

It's weird people kept saying it on my last video, but after being around other pregnant women I actually felt like I looked really good being pregnant. haha who knows. I guess it's all perspective. -Lorraine

I thought this one was funny Just ordered my @EmiJayInc Hair Ties for my hospital bag. Nothing, but the best! -Lorriane

[roselee]

Oh Brian, at least those women will lose their massive baby bellies eventually and go back to being even more beautiful ladies... But you're stuck with Lorraine's face. That's scarier than anything.

[blahbl4h]

How has no one mentioned this yet? Her face looks like a giant balloon. She quickly moved the camera right after her face was in the mirror.

[Lorena]

she is pretty bloated to be honest. her arms are huge too, the upper part. bingo wings, anyone? brian and lorraine really shouldn't be making fun of other pregnant women.

[konfetit]

How has no one mentioned this yet? Her face looks like a giant balloon. She quickly moved the camera right after her face was in the mirror.

HAHAHA
This picture just killed me.

[Popstar]

That pic is awesome and my boyfriend caught a glimpse of her on my iPad and said...isn't that woman too old for this YouTube thing?!?!lmao

[MarnieTheMule]

LOL^^^^ My hubby just asked me how can she still be having kids? I was like what? then he said she is truly a "cougar", isn't she to old to be having kids this late in the game...hahaha I was like NO she's in her "20's" and he said hell no show me a birth certificate because that Lady is in her 50's. I just about died. Lorraine does look like Brians mama I wonder if their kid will call her Lorraine? I'd prefer Granny LO-w

[proudmama]

I don't normally comment on this board but I noticed Lorraine said she's only gained 18 pounds. That doesn't seem like very much to me considering she's 34 weeks. I think when I was pregnant I had gained about 25 pounds by that point (I gained 36 pounds total). Anyone else think that's not enough weight gain?

[OG83]

I noticed that too, and I think she is lying about the weight gain and it's so silly! Granted, most of the weight gain comes at the end, so she should definitely add quite a bit more. If she continues to gain a pound a week, she is clearly lying. Most of it is fluids anyhow, what is the big deal? She's so vain.

[lovehurts]

I love how nonchalant she tries to sound about her weight gain as if she tries to act like it's not a big deal to her when we know she is dying on the inside about it. I have no doubt that she will bounce back to her size "0" pants but I also doubt she has only gained 18 pounds.

[MarnieTheMule]

LOL I hope you are being sarcastic about the size 0 pants, Caveman has never been a size 0 in her f-ing life hahaha. And as for gaining 18 pounds this heifer's lying, just like she lies about everything else. Lorraine and Brian should think twice before calling people ugly and fat. Brian you do realize you married the missing link, right?

I really think Brian was making passive aggressive comments about his wife and her weight/looks, Brian probably thinks she would get a clue and stop eating for once, maybe go on a walk. LOL I could just imagine how big she looks compared to him now, since he's always been a very petite man. Oh BTW Brian your drinking is very telling...I guess he took up drinking as a hobby since he didn't get the boat he was promised haha I would Drink to get that image of Lorraines face out of my head, Nightmares!!!

[baby]

wait how old is lorraine??

[maluca]

I think 26 going on 52.

[LindaHogan]

LOL I hope you are being sarcastic about the size 0 pants, Caveman has never been a size 0 in her f-ing life hahaha. And as for gaining 18 pounds this heifer's lying, just like she lies about everything else. Lorraine and Brian should think twice before calling people ugly and fat. Brian you do realize you married the missing link, right?

I really think Brian was making passive aggressive comments about his wife and her weight/looks, Brian probably thinks she would get a clue and stop eating for once, maybe go on a walk. LOL I could just imagine how big she looks compared to him now, since he's always been a very petite man. Oh BTW Brian your drinking is very telling...I guess he took up drinking as a hobby since he didn't get the boat he was promised haha I would Drink to get that image of Lorraines face out of my head, Nightmares!!!

I love you Marnie.
"Petite" is such a good adjective for him. He is a delicate flower, small and thin.
Everybody can be a size 0 if you are willing to accept the muffin top. The Beast has embraced it, obviously.
It's weird how she look 10 (15..) years older than she is, but her mind is the mind of a tween.
Can't wait for her midget child to be born. Wonder how she's gonna cope with her child being the "slow one" in the class. "Miss Stannick, little Brian-Orlando Jr has made peepee in his pants again today.. You DO know that 15$ underwear do nothing for potty training, right?"

[LovePotion009]

LOL^^^^ My hubby just asked me how can she still be having kids? I was like what? then he said she is truly a "cougar", isn't she to old to be having kids this late in the game...hahaha I was like NO she's in her "20's" and he said hell no show me a birth certificate because that Lady is in her 50's. I just about died. Lorraine does look like Brians mama I wonder if their kid will call her Lorraine? I'd prefer Granny LO-w

Actually, she is thirty. When you say she is in her twenties that gives the other person a visual of twenty to twenty nine. A lot younger than when you say thirty. If you were to say thirties the visual is thirty to thirty nine which makes her seem much older.

[MarnieTheMule]

LOL^^^^ My hubby just asked me how can she still be having kids? I was like what? then he said she is truly a "cougar", isn't she to old to be having kids this late in the game...hahaha I was like NO she's in her "20's" and he said hell no show me a birth certificate because that Lady is in her 50's. I just about died. Lorraine does look like Brians mama I wonder if their kid will call her Lorraine? I'd prefer Granny LO-w

Actually, she is thirty. When you say she is in her twenties that gives the other person a visual of twenty to twenty nine. A lot younger than when you say thirty. If you were to say thirties the visual is thirty to thirty nine which makes her seem much older.

I know how old Lorraine is, for a fact. A lot of people here like to say she's in her "20's" which is a lie. She has been 26 going on 27 for 4 years now or more lost count, easy to do with so many lies Caveman tells. But why the need to correct me? It really didn't and still does not matter. Lorraine will always look 50 years old.