TheCRAZYfamilyof2.5 Part 4

[whatsername_]

You sure didn't post this little tidbit,
"oh n u can be sure to tell ur little scissor loving gossip gurus or whatever the fck u are tht i didnt answer random mssgs from girls. the first words out of ur mouth were im from ytmd so i knew who u were. u fucks really do love to twist things arnd so it suits u."


You're honestly just pissed because someone talked to you, and outted you. What did you expect from someone from here who "liked" your nasty fiance? If it isn't clear, NO ONE here does.
You're a fucking joke.

[thegooseiscooked]

Oh and by the way....Ashley already spilled all the juicy info we could ever want or need. That horse already bolted. I know enough about you not to want to know any more.

Dirty, lying, sleazy couple of scumbags. You're perfectly suited for one another.

[thegooseiscooked]

Is "scissor loving" an insult?

Scissors are great. They're useful for...erm...cutting stuff. I don't get why loving them would be an insult. I do have a very sharp pair of dressmaking ones.

[whatsername_]

Is "scissor loving" an insult?

Scissors are great. They're useful for...erm...cutting stuff. I don't get why loving them would be an insult. I do have a very sharp pair of dressmaking ones.

Maybe he meant screwdriver? Those are pretty delicious.
I love me a good screwdriver.

[FLOSSY77]

WOW
He sounds so ignorant. Ashley is marrying an idiot. lmao. It is true love!
I mean I thought he might not be the smartest. But he is a total mouth breather, redneck. Thank God Asssley learned how to wipe ass in school. This guy needs help.

[AutumnLane]

arent u a girl u know it takes females forever to get ready. mayb not u since no matter what ur still ugly inside and out. what that online expression. AMA? it will pass time whil im waitin on a woman. shes still in school fuckface today was her first day of being a student nurse or some shit idk the word for it

You don't know the word for a lot of things huh?

[kingoflove21vher]

OMG, this made me laugh so hard I cried and then thought I was going to piss myself while nearly breaking at least one rib.

[thegooseiscooked]

Yes, it's lovely to see a man who takes such an interest in his "woman's" career.

Don't bother learning the word, Joshie, she won't last long in that job once they discover her HIPAA violation.

[whatsername_]

HIPAA is front and center in terms of violations that facilities will do anything to avoid.
So. Good luck with the medical field.

You'd think if she wanted to be a nurse she'd take better care of her kid.

[FLOSSY77]

This guy sounds like he should wear a helmet while jerking off all day.
I am beyond amused. Oh Ashley, he is a keeper.

[thegooseiscooked]

**pictures Josh sitting there scratching his head in confusion. HIPAA violation? Wut?**

[kingoflove21vher]

The semantics and syntax of his posts makes me wonder ... you can't spell celebrate or while or excuse but you can spell precious, survive, scissors and expression?

Oh yaaaay guis we is such precious ponies aint we?

[thegooseiscooked]

Maybe even special snowflakes! Hi Ash! Got those candles litted?

[kingoflove21vher]

Also wouldn't someone this stupid not know ie instead of y?

Be careful, don't want to burn down the alleyway too!

[whatsername_]

I wonder how they got wedding pictures done without a wedding.... oh... wait

Wedding TAKE TWO

[thegooseiscooked]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha

Totally just spat my tea on my ipad.

[FLOSSY77]

**pictures Josh sitting there scratching his head in confusion. HIPAA violation? Wut?**

HAHA. He thinks that is something naughty with a hippo.

[whatsername_]

Or probably something to do with them damn sissy radicals smokin' the mary-ju-wanna with the long ass hair breakin' good ol' 'merica's laws n shit

[AutumnLane]

What a coward she is she had a make a new account! She sure can dish it out but she can't take it. Hypocrite!

[thegooseiscooked]

He LUVS violating his hippo.