BumsAlongtheWaytoScamming Part 15

[cats-or-die]

I really can't bring myself to actually stomach Bryan's video. Can someone recap it for me? LOL.

[justarandomperson22]

So I have been keeping an eye on the view count for bryans new video. And the like and dislike count. In the last hour the views have gone up by almost 3k and only the dislikes have gone up by about 15. Hmmmmm bryan desperate for views so badly your already buying them.

[cats-or-die]

I really can't bring myself to actually stomach Bryan's video. Can someone recap it for me? LOL.

Here is my holiday gift to you all... Yes, it's detailed because... I am saving you from watching any BIT of it.

In this video, Bryan rambles about "Worst Christmas Presents Ever!". He is overly enthusiastic, and sarcastic from the beginning, he starts out with "WHAT? A video on MY OWN channel? That's crazy!". No, Bryan, it's not... unfortunately.

In yet another video he attempts to be both cool and funny. He fails miserably at both. He wants to make more content on his channel but says he hit a creative roadblock.

He eventually stops rambling and actually starts answering questions. He ate cal-i-mary and "Florida cal-a-mahry" is different and it's like a fried octopus.

He loves Christmas. A lot. Too much. He loves shopping and surprising people. Blah blah blah. He wants to travel to London or Scotland, because he's Scottish now GUUUUUYS.

He never had a dream Christmas present when growing up but he wanted gift cards and clothes in high school. More rambling about gifts...

He has family traditions, they opened their presents on Christmas Eve. Still no one cares...

Worst present: apparently a (useful) plunger, best: all of the toys from Toy Story. And then he rambles for ten minutes about his favorite movies, Christmas drinks and Christmas songs...

You are a golden lifesaver. Thank you, because now I know 110% that that is not a video I ever want to watch. I can only imagine how over the top and obnoxiously flamboyant he was.

[honeybear]

It's just so cringeworthy. "I don't know how to start a video GUYSSS!!" (even though he's been on youtube for how many years now?) So he tries a bunch of really lame openings and does the same with the ending. He acts so unnatural and is trying way too hard. I feel super harsh saying it but the angle is horrible and he's gross. Unfortunately, after this video, I really see how similar him and Oliver look now lol.

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "OLLIE'S FIRST CHRISTMAS PRESENT!" day 697:
more ads for jibjab christmas elf crap.
vlog starts with bryan pushing ollie around in his toy car.
"2 days til christmas, are you kidding me?" bryan sings o christmas tree while ollie touches things he shouldn't. so bryan says "don't touch that... or that".
missy is in the car complaining about traffic while running to the store for essentials. i'm sensing a pattern now... missy is no where to be seen at the beginning of the vlog, while bryan is at home with oliver.
bryan says santa came... well, UPS guy. "which is basically like a brown santa. a brown santa with baseball hat and shorts and a brown car." the package is from jared - a film camera and a book.
karma goes up to bryan and bryan actually pays attention to him. ollie is wearing a slyfox shirt... this confirms they got the shirts for free if they're giving them this many shout outs... or they want free shirts. tells ollie they're going to go downstairs and play with chocolate.
missy is getting her hair done. oh dear. what will the disaster be this time?
bryan is melting chocolate in missy's new chocolate melter, which he tells us allllllll about it while flashing the product name. so yeah it's probably a freebie.
he then shows ollie trying to see what's cooking and so he says he's going to give him a little treat - teddy graham dipped in chocolate.
missy's back and her hair looks good so far, bryan reveals he fed ollie chocolate and missy says 'whyyyyy?' bryan says he only gave him "like 2".
off to san diego to see bryan's aunt and do dinner.
they're at aunt bev's house and ollie is given some hot wheels cars and another toy.
they're in old town and at gram's favourite place.
they're looking at a nativity scene and bryan says "is he circumcised?" and missy says "i don't think so!!"
in a store that you can buy mexican treasures for, which you used to have to go to tijuana for but now you can't... 'well you can, but you need a passport'
now they're at dinner and missy is wearing a RIDICULOUS HAT! there's like 5 seconds of dinner footage and then a shot of ollie sleeping in the car and then waking up.
ending of the vlog in the office. bryan asks if anyone got him a christmas present and if not, you can make it up to him by 1. liking this video. 2. clicking the link to watch his video on his channel.

[justarandomperson22]

Awww poor bryan looks like ellie and jared didn't include them in the video call about the gender reveal.

[cats-or-die]

What drives me nuts is Missy's need to overdress. She puts on a bunch of cute pieces, but all together, its such overkill. The lace dress with the lace tights and the lace socks was SCREAMING overkill. And then the hat, god, just stop. She clearly is still 13 in her mind.

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Bryan copying Shaytards again. Although I do like the PJ idea.

[imsobored]

That whole banter thing about Santa was so forced and rehearsed. Ughhh

[Ella5]

I still follow him on Twitter, just ew

That's quite possibly the most disturbing tweet ever..

[mommadee]

Awww poor bryan looks like ellie and jared didn't include them in the video call about the gender reveal.

Bryan comes across as the needy friend. Ellie left Oliver off this tweet also:

Ellie Mecham @elliemecham · Dec 24

Merry first Christmas to Jacksons friends! Gaines, Noah, Rory, Winston, Jedi and many more!!

[Amelia322]

Awww poor bryan looks like ellie and jared didn't include them in the video call about the gender reveal.

Bryan comes across as the needy friend. Ellie left Oliver off this tweet also:

Ellie Mecham @elliemecham · Dec 24

Merry first Christmas to Jacksons friends! Gaines, Noah, Rory, Winston, Jedi and many more!!

She was talking about the babies who are having their FIRSTS christmas

[Farleygirl]

It seriously annoys me that they copied the Shaytards with the whole matching pajamas thing. Why can't they ever do anything original!? I didn't watch the vlog just saw the thumbnail and title.

[justarandomperson22]

I have to point out this view count again 10k more views and the likes are still the same.

[Bipolarbisexual]

They are seriously so desperate for success it makes me almost-but not quite pity them, it's also funny to see them make new friends then a couple months later everyone sees through their facade and just drops them

[ohgoodness]

It seriously annoys me that they copied the Shaytards with the whole matching pajamas thing. Why can't they ever do anything original!? I didn't watch the vlog just saw the thumbnail and title.

They meaning Missy and I don't think she fan girls over the Shaytards as much as Bryan.

[rodgerdodger]

I'm still having nightmares about Bryan's video. When he put the camera lens in his mouth, I dry-heaved. Then he says how he "fucked it up".
He is trying to be like the ~cool YouTubers. You know, the ones who are 17-18 years old. He is like a plump Nash Grier want-to-be (not that Nash Grier is anything to aspire too but hey it's Bryan, don't be surprised if a video called "what guys look for in girls--the married addition!" comes out)

[nzmum512]

A 40 minute Christmas special where Bryan dresses up as Santa? I feel physically ill...

[Bipolarbisexual]

Lmao bryan as santa...at least he won't need a suit to have the body

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Wow!!!! Bryan is sooooooo loud and annoying