BumsAlongtheWaytoScamming Part 15

[OhHiImSam]

...That whole Santa thing is just so stupid. Why do they need to do these stupid poorly written and acted skits. They're just not genuine at all. Ugh.


And no, Missy and Bryan, Santa wasn't watching Grace Helbig--He was probably looking at Bryan's Craigslist history

[Rosiex3]

God missy is such a brat!! Demanding her mother to cook dinner at her house! Missy should be cooking for her family not at her home not her parents!!


Bryan is so obnoxious ugh.

They are horrible actors. That Santa bit was so horrible.


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[honeybear]

Wtf I don't know if I'm getting more intolerant to Bryan or if he's just been super annoying lately but wow, just hearing his voice makes me angry. What is his problem in this Christmas vlog? He says the dumbest shit and I am sorry for my language but I can't stand him anymore.

[cats-or-die]

I got through the 40 minute vlog in about 5 minutes. I constantly skip Bryan's parts. I skipped through the entire skit because I'm not 10 years old, and I skipped through any part where Missy opened a gift because the whole "I didn't get that for you omg who did wow it was Santa!" shit was so fucking stupid.

[lidialove29]

Missy actually does have a hickey this vlog on 15:52 lol eww cant imagine bryan doing that

[justarandomperson22]

will someone please post a recap because i want to know what happens but i dont want to watch it.

[MamaJoAnna]

Present opening, biscuits and gravy, Bryan made a roast, they played Clue, stupid Santa segment "on their security tapes," end of vlog/special.

I chuckled to myself quite a bit seeing Ollie hand things to Cassie and Suzanne and not B&M. And that he was so grumpy looking when they got him out of his crib and then super happy when he saw Suzanne, Jim, Jimmy, and Cassie.

[Rosiex3]

will someone please post a recap because i want to know what happens but i dont want to watch it.

Super long vlog.

Basically Vlog opens up with Bryan pretending to be Santa ( another skit) missy and Bryan checked to see the security camera and sees what Santa did that night. Followed by shitty acting.

Ollie gets a wagon a play ground etc.

They open gifts

Cooking dinner

Bryan kicks missy out of the kitchen

Bratty missy says that she had her mom do the cooking for her so she doesn't have to do it

Missy gets a clue bored game then demands the whole family to play. Apparently Missy's dad doesn't like board games but you know of course Missy had to force him, because she's a princess.

Oliver being super cute with gifts.

Missy gets Brian beats headphones, Brian gets Missy a recipe book which of course she's only using for "her recipes for desserts"

Basically I stopped watching after Brian's cheesy speech.


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[cats-or-die]

Super short and shitty recap because I didn't even want to watch the entire thing:
1. Missy hurt her ankle somehow but I didn't catch how since I was skimming. LOL (this recap sucks already)
2. She refused to go to the ER since it was Christmas Eve.
3. They get Oliver out of bed and complain how smelly his room is.
4. They go downstairs to Mimi, Papa, Cassie, and the dogs waiting for them.
5. Oliver gets really excited by all the gifts.
6. They got him a play set for outside that he plays on and clearly loves.
7. Everyone else opens gifts and Bryan and Missy keep doing this annoying thing of saying "I didn't get you that omg who got that it must have been Santa!" -__-
8. They eat biscuits and gravy that Missy's mom cooked and brought over.
9. Bryan makes prime rib and hopes it comes out okay because he's never done it before.
10. Missy forces her family to cook at HER house and then laughs saying "at least I don't have to do any of this!"
At some point they do a stupid skit where the security cameras pick up Santa doing things in their house like making popcorn - it was SO lame I refused to watch any of it.
Sorry this was terrible and probably out of order but honestly, it was so boring and such a rip off of the ShayTards.

[Bipolarbisexual]

Wtf didn't missys parents just buy a new home as well? Wouldnt they rather spend Christmas dinner in their own home and show it to their kids rather than having a 20-something throw a tantrum and be forced to cook for her at HER house...?

[angelfire89]

6. They got him a play set for outside that he plays on and clearly loves.
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Let's be honest, that playset is for that living room because a) they never go outside unless it's to swim/brag about their pool and b) there's absolutely no room outside for it.

[cats-or-die]

6. They got him a play set for outside that he plays on and clearly loves.
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Let's be honest, that playset is for that living room because a) they never go outside unless it's to swim/brag about their pool and b) there's absolutely no room outside for it.

You're probably right. I didn't even think about how small and crappy their backyard is for a child (and dog). It'll probably go in his "play room" where the tree is. White trash alert.

[angelfire89]

6. They got him a play set for outside that he plays on and clearly loves.
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Let's be honest, that playset is for that living room because a) they never go outside unless it's to swim/brag about their pool and b) there's absolutely no room outside for it.

You're probably right. I didn't even think about how small and crappy their backyard is for a child (and dog). It'll probably go in his "play room" where the tree is. White trash alert.

Also there's probably Karma poop everywhere since he refuses to poop on the concrete like he's supposed to *eyeroll* (totally don't know how to add emojis from my phone)

[actuallydear]

sorry that i didn't manage to post the last two recaps. been busy over christmas. i hope everyone on here had a nice day on thursday.

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "NEW CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS!" day 698:
vlog starts with ollie in the bath, brushing his hair and then having his hair blow dried by missy.
bryan is eating a chocolate chip waffle, gives the whole thing to ollie who needs his snotty nose wiped. :/
bryan reveals that there's going to be a christmas special...
missy making more peanut butter balls.
missy is in her room aka "the guest room" shows her outfit of the day, wearing the dress she wore to kelsey's wedding. total outfit overkill.
bryan is showing off a gift basket from his dad's family.
bryan is showing off his 'cute wife, cute son'. missy kisses bryan's cheek, bryan winces a little.
jim gave everyone duct tape for christmas. everyone's tape has a bow on it. jim says he was going to buy missy's aunt a pair of scales for christmas, but didn't want to be mean... he gets a colouring book.
they're all making gingerbread houses with graham crackers.
missy and bryan are given presents. bryan gets a 'food never sticks' knife wrapped in industrial metal wrapping paper. so manly. and missy gets a 'jesus the reason for the season' reindeer with a candle attached.
footage of bailey and CJ opening a present - an 'indian teepee'.
ollie is playing with a toy iphone.
missy's making her gingerbread castle and bailey's going to vote.
bryan is horribly singing 'let it go' while pouring snow over the gingerbread house.
kids are all in the teepee.
now they're in the car and says they had fun at the party, says missy's instagram "go follow" has photos of the gingerbread houses.
drives past a tree lot where people are still getting their trees on christmas eve. missy recalls of her grandparents doing the same.
they're now at mimi and papa's where ollie hands his gifts to everyone. matching PJs for everyone. "new tradition"
bryan is singing again.
they're going to turn on the AC because they're all in winter PJs. cassie's are hilariously big. missy says she won't make people sleep in them, but they all have to show up at her house with them on.
missy making cookies for santa at mimi and papa's.
bryan asks how she knows santa isn't lactose intolerant. missy just says "he's santa!" bryan then says if he were santa he'd be pissed if people left carrot sticks out.
missy and ollie are reading t'was the night before christmas on the ipad.
bryan is cooking a lasanga, bread and dinner for tomorrow.
end vlog with a shot of christmas tree with presents.

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "SANTA CAUGHT ON CAMERA! | Daily Bumps Christmas Spectacular 2014" day 699:
vlog starts with a fake 'oh, we're watching security footage of santa in our house on the laptop' santa is played by bryan.
missy looks overjoyed because it's christmas. she's such a child. says they were up until 4am because they were too excited to sleep. missy says first tradition of that!
missy hurt her ankle. let's prepare for whiny baby missy.
'goooooooood morning' to ollie in his crip. and the room smells. they check his diaper... clean. turns out they left a poopy diaper on the dresser. so gross.
they're heading down the stairs to check what santa left. koda is there. missy decides to scoot down the stairs.
the whole family is there for ollie and they're all in their PJs next to the tree which is COVERED in presents. they spot an olaf toy which they all swear they didn't buy... such bad actors and setting it up for the santa footage.
ollie gets a outdoor play area thing with a slide. oliver is happy and excited. pretty cute!
all of the stockings are up and it makes me wonder why the hell missy bothered to move out. why can't she do anything without her family? she needs to make some new 'tradtions' with her little family.
ollie is opening his santa stocking which contains those little super puff things he likes, cars, cup for the bath, a bird whistle.
cassie and missy got a sham-wow-for-their-hair---brush.
bryan got a flashlight, skittles and gummies.
missy and bryan (and ollie!) get 2 stockings because santa goes to their house and her mom and dad's.... filled with candy.
homemade biscuits and gravy made by mimi.
jimmy got ollie a popping noise vacuum toy thing. bryan is unamused by the noise. missy got a soft blanket. bryan tries to take ollie's toy and ollie screams. ollie gets a toy dog from cassie. ollie snuggles it, is adorable.
santa gave bryan a grumpy cat calendar. missy got an outlandish companion book.
bryan shows what they're cooking for dinner - a herb crusted prime rib.
there's gift confusion from ollie because jim's says 'daddy' and bryan's says 'dada'... if it's from ollie, wouldn't it say "papa" .... MISSY. YOU'RE SO FUCKING WEIRD. anyway, jim's gift is a mini drone.
suzanne's gift is a candle. frosting.
a gift for oliver from auntie and papa. a wubble ball that ollie can go inside of.
jimmy opens his gift.
missy opens a gift from santa. clue board game. and her dad says board games are bored games.
cassie got ollie a puppy tunnel.
bryan opens his special gift from missy. a touchscreen keurig. didn't they get one of these last year....? oh, suzanne says they gave it to her.
b&m gave cassie a 5 seconds of summer shirt.
ollie gets a special gift from mimi and papa: a wagon. mega blocks trucks. a microphone which bryan takes and is annoying as hell.
blowing up the wubble ball that you can't actually go inside of. ollie opens another present - a race track thing.
karma opens presents. sooooooo cute. my doggy did the same thing, i wish i recorded it!
they're playing with the wubble ball - it looks so cool. dogs are outside.
playing with the drone.
bryan gets beatsstudio headphones from missy. 'most amazing wife in the world'. missy put them in a bigger box so bryan wouldn't guess.
papa is pulling ollie around in his wagon.
bryan opens his beats - they look great. he says they'll come in handy for the 18 hour plane ride to cambodia.
bryan is dressed now and he shows the prime rib roast which looks good. missy and her mom are preparing food because it's 1:40pm and the roast cooked quicker than expected.
bryan asks missy how her ankle is. i actually forgot about it, because she hasn't been whining.. but that's because there've been presents. tomorrow's vlog will be filled with 'wah wah wah'.
ollie is napping. bryan and missy say they need a nap.
missy says she made her mom cook and do all the stuff. says she's going to film a video today for tomorrow. shows a recipe binder from bryan. she's only just going to use desserts.
bryan is excited because they have a gravy boat.
they are sitting down to dinner. prime rib. mashed potatoes. croissants. corn. special sauce and gravy.
bryan is in the kitchen talking about how he got a strange notification from his security system, so he logged into it on his laptop and found something really, really weird.... SANTA. the segment was kinda cute except for bryan/santa's singing.
now they're eating pudding and whipped cream.
now they're playing clue.
now they're playing heads up: accents. and bryan is being racist. so they can't show it. damn it.
ollie is playing on his slide.
end of vlog and bryan says he won at clue, missy's family just left. they had a good day. missy says 'remember, it's jesus' birthday. so happy birthday!'

[mommadee]

Susan Doesn't Look Impressed With Bryan

[Princess605]

Don't blame her one bit! God bless her for putting up with him for Missy and Ollie's sake. Not sure i could do the same! :/

[EleanorRigby]

Oh my god I don't even want to know what my family would think/say if I ever brought a guy like Bryan home. They would rip on him so bad.

[kwallace]

Susan Doesn't Look Impressed With Bryan

lmfao If I were a meaner person, I'd tweet that to him.

[MamaJoAnna]

Of COURSE Ellie does a video on what her kid got for Christmas while Missy does one of what SHE got for Christmas. Mommy channel my ass!