BumsAlongtheWaytoScamming Part 15

[okcmomma]

If anyone is interested Bryan is on Twitch right now and Jared is in the chat.. Jared is chatting which is nice since Bryan is ignoring everyone.

[cats-or-die]

What annoys me is that me like most people only go out for lunch/dinner for special occasions or as a treat but they make, making your own lunch a special occasion! Wouldn't it have been more 'romantic' to make lunch for his wife instead of relying on Jersy Mikes:/ I don't have a Jersy Mikes as I live in the Uk and I don't think we have one. Can anyone tell me what they actually sell, and how many calories they are?thanks

It's just a sub shop. They make sandwiches that are similar to the authentic sub shops on the East Coast. They're big and a regular tuna sub there is 1,000 calories! I think a turkey and cheese sub, which is what Bryan and Missy get, is around 700-800 calories if you get it with condiments (oil, vinegar, mayo, mustard). It's definitely not a healthy option. I only eat here once a month as a treat!

[okcmomma]

Sorry for double.. he just got off. Looks like Ollie was in the other room alone since Missy is at the store.

[justarandomperson22]

When did bryan get a new shelf for his office? Yeah we feel so in touch with this charity but we dont want to stop spending money on us. . . .

[honeybear]

This family bothers me so much. "We bought a printer because we had to print one thing one time.. I have not wanted to print anything else since" why waste money on a printer then? Wtf. Why wouldn't he just go to Staples or some other public place to print it. I don't know why their actions bother me so much, but for some reason they do.

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "TODDLER TRAPPED IN TUNNEL! " day 703:
bryan is in the car off to get lunch, missy is home taking a nap, ollie is home taking a nap. bryan says missy let him sleep in a little this morning because yesterday was his sleep in day but he lost it because they went up the mountain to take photos and it made him really tired. made him really appreciate what he does now (nothing/sits on his ass all day) because taking photos used to be what he did.
bryan is going to develop a show for his channel. sounds interesting, but will no doubt be annoying as hell because this is bryan.
bryan is home with lunch - jersey mike's. turns it into a song and dance routine.
missy and ollie are awake. ollie takes off with his sub, which is still wrapped.
ollie is making noises and pointing at the sub. so missy is saying "it's a sandwich, say sandwich".
bryan tries to teach ollie to open the back door to let karma in.
missy is in the kitchen doing a bit of 'hacking' and bryan stops her to tell her hacking is bad. so she mentions it's life hacking. they're lifehacking the keurig because their new machine won't read the old cups which they have tonnes of!
it doesn't work in the kitchen so they take it to the entryway power point. it worked.
ollie's playing in the tunnel that cassie got him for christmas.
missy goes through the tunnel.
karma wants to play too. doesn't happen.
ollie is playing on his outdoor play eqipment. missy says he's starting to tease karma by pretending to hand karma a toy and then snatching it away. --- that is going to end badly. sad it all along.
missy gets a bad wife award because when bryan gets new clothes, the first wash she always shrinks them because she never reads the washing directions. she was excited because she finally managed to not shrink something.
now missy is babywearing oliver so he can be out of the way while she's cleaning. now there's a cleaning timelapse.
footage of the fish!
bryan makes creamy pesto penne with garlic shrimp.
bryan is in his office with jeffrey, who is playing the guitar and recording instrumentals for bryan and his covers he wants to do.
now bryan and ollie are scratching at the guitar strings.
shot of (i assume) jeffrey's kids playing in the entry way with all the toys.
missy's on the couch with ollie and she says the boys are recording and needed the kids extra quiet, so she put on 'micky mouthe'.
ollie is throwing a tantrum.
'aaaaaaand we're done!' says bryan, in the kitchen while missy scoffs a peanut butter ball.
bryan says missy watched 3 kids while he and jeffrey got 2 songs recorded.
end of vlog with pointless crap being sad.

[Princess605]

^^^^ The nothing/sits on his ass all day made me laugh really hard

[cats-or-die]

Proof that B and M read here:
1. Are now telling Oliver what things are and are encouraging him to say it. Today with sandwich, the day before when he said "ah da" and Bryan said "all done".
2. Showed the fish after someone questioned it.
3. Missy proved she does clean the house by montaging it.
Am I missing something??

[cats-or-die]

Double post, sorry!

That was their intention! Exact replica thumbnail and title to gain 7 million views. *yawn*. Too bad the vlog was horrendously boring today.

[EleanorRigby]

This is a bit random I like Cassie, she's much more likable and probably a better mother than Missy. I think she's so adorable lol! Apparently she's only 4'9. I see a lot of Ollie in her.

[actuallydear]

Proof that B and M read here:
1. Are now telling Oliver what things are and are encouraging him to say it. Today with sandwich, the day before when he said "ah da" and Bryan said "all done".
2. Showed the fish after someone questioned it.
3. Missy proved she does clean the house by montaging it.
Am I missing something??

hence why i'm documenting them suddenly talking to ollie.... way to be obvious BM. i have a little laugh to myself when i see 'BM' because it stands for bowel movement.

[actuallydear]

This is a bit random I like Cassie, she's much more likable and probably a better mother than Missy. I think she's so adorable lol! Apparently she's only 4'9. I see a lot of Ollie in her.

i like cassie too. she has great energy.

[actuallydear]

Double post, sorry!

That was their intention! Exact replica thumbnail and title to gain 7 million views. *yawn*. Too bad the vlog was horrendously boring today.

if someone only watches say, 1 minute of the vlog vs the whole thing. do they still earn the same amount of money? or is that not how $$$ from youtube works? no clue.

[Princess605]

I agree about Cassie. What we see of her, she seems awesome! She's such a great aunt to Ollie and she seems so hands on with him. It seems like she's always really playing with Ollie. I mean really getting on the ground with him and interacting. Oliver seems to adore her If it interests her, I really hope she chooses a field working with children if she goes to college. We've seen her with Oliver, CJ and Bailey and I think she'd be great with kiddos

[cats-or-die]

Double post, sorry!

That was their intention! Exact replica thumbnail and title to gain 7 million views. *yawn*. Too bad the vlog was horrendously boring today.

if someone only watches say, 1 minute of the vlog vs the whole thing. do they still earn the same amount of money? or is that not how $$$ from youtube works? no clue.

Oh, I'm not sure. For some reason, I'm vaguely remembering someone saying you have to watch till the end for them to make the full amount of money. But I could be totally wrong.

[shortstop]

Thanks again for doing the recaps. I enjoy them more then watching them. I'm less annoyed lol ; )

[mumma2one]

Yes! Thank you actuallydear, we all appreciate it I'm sure & I can imagine it takes time to write it as you watch, like shortstop said they're quite enjoyable to read! Hahaha although I admit I still watch it as well because after reading it I have to see it lol

[actuallydear]

you're most welcome! it does take a while and sometimes i think "wow, them teaching oliver to open a door is an actual segment?" that's how boring the vlogs are haha... but it's good to have a record and if someone finds it useful, then it's all worth it! i just feel bad that my recaps go up late because of the time difference.

[Farleygirl]

you're most welcome! it does take a while and sometimes i think "wow, them teaching oliver to open a door is an actual segment?" that's how boring the vlogs are haha... but it's good to have a record and if someone finds it useful, then it's all worth it! i just feel bad that my recaps go up late because of the time difference.

Thanks so much from me as well. I can't stand to watch them anymore but I'm curious to see what goes on cause its funny that they obviously read here regularly and pretend not to care yet always change/do things that people here suggest they should.

[Medic]

Double post, sorry!

That was their intention! Exact replica thumbnail and title to gain 7 million views. *yawn*. Too bad the vlog was horrendously boring today.

if someone only watches say, 1 minute of the vlog vs the whole thing. do they still earn the same amount of money? or is that not how $$$ from youtube works? no clue.

Oh, I'm not sure. For some reason, I'm vaguely remembering someone saying you have to watch till the end for them to make the full amount of money. But I could be totally wrong.

They only make money when someone clicks on the ad before the video. The person doesn't even have to watch the video, they only have to click on the ad and they get money