BumsAlongtheWaytoScamming Part 15

[ohgoodness]

Ok, I know I will get crap for this but after watching the high school sweethearts video, I think bryan is a little cute. I think his eyes is what does it. I didn't say he's sexy or nothing so don't go crazy.

[justarandomperson22]

I dont think some guys closet with blankets hung up really counts as a recording studio. Auto tune does wonders with an ok voice.

[idontknowwhattoput]

I dont think some guys closet with blankets hung up really counts as a recording studio. Auto tune does wonders with an ok voice.

Auto tune doesn't do that much tbh

[violet-kelsey black]

idk i think Bryan looked so good in high school lol except when he wore those Hollister shirts.

[castrofreak]

Ok, I know I will get crap for this but after watching the high school sweethearts video, I think bryan is a little cute. I think his eyes is what does it. I didn't say he's sexy or nothing so don't go crazy.

I admit, I used to think Bryan was super cute when he was thinner and more fit. But ever since he let himself go and let his annoying fake personality come out even more to overcompensate for his weight, I've lost interest. But I would totally bang the old Bryan lmao.

[idontknowwhattoput]

I don't think B & M have ever been attractive imo

[Iammrsnesbitt]

If he had different hair in high school I think maybe he would have been more attractive. That long hair made him look ridiculous

[cats-or-die]

Are you all high? Bryan in high school was cute??? LOL I mean whatever floats all your boats I guess.

[cats-or-die]

Cue shot of Missy sleeping in the master bedroom!
For future reference, Bry, I'd make it a little less obvious that you guys stalk this thread. Maybe wait a week or two and then prove your points. LOL. Either way, bummer for Missy. She's either married to him for babies, or because she loves him. And that means she has sex with him because she WANTS to.

[Amelia322]

TOLD you that was MISSYS dusty nightstand! Lol! Wtf it's all clean now ! Looks like she just propped herself in there! What's the point of showing her sleep when he hasn't did that in months

[lily_moon]

I'm sure she was fake sleeping. These people make me sick


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[MamatoanAngel]

Lol..Missy describing the baby wipes bean "I would never use those to clean my kid" Just like you said you'd never not cloth diaper..yet switched from cloth to honest diapers, and for the longest time now, just regular ol' Huggies!

I remember her being in the baby aisle gagging over the smell of the diapers and claiming she'd never use them lol. She's so over dramatic it's honestly irritating. Glad I'll never see her in person, I couldn't stand her haha.

[cats-or-die]

TOLD you that was MISSYS dusty nightstand! Lol! Wtf it's all clean now ! Looks like she just propped herself in there! What's the point of showing her sleep when he hasn't did that in months

I thought the SAME thing. That is "her side" because again she was "sleeping" on it. And her night stand is now clean and with a water bottle. I bet she woke up early and went back to sleep in there so that Bryan could film is "awe" moment, but all I saw during that moment was Bryan checking himself out.
I can't stand their new camera! They're constantly looking at themselves! Missy I get, because I would be the same way! (checking my makeup, hair, whatever) but when Bryan does it, he does that weird side smile like he thinks he looks SO GOOD. Literally gag me.

[Farleygirl]

I watched today's vlog for the first time in a long time. I wanted to watch Oliver eat the jellybeans. I can't believe how obvious it is that they read here and LOL that the things people say here bugs them enough for them to try prove things otherwise. Also is it strange that Oliver clearly didn't want to be in bed but when Bryan asked if he wanted to stay in bed he just stared at Bryan? Should an 18 month old be able to answer yes or no (verbally) to a question like that by now?

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "TODDLER BEAN BOOZLED CHALLENGE!" day 714:
starting the vlog is karma on the bed while missy is 'sleeping' in "their" bedroom. way to make it obvious you idiots read here. seriously.
apparently missy had a reall rough night and is not feeling well. cue the pregnancy speculation. get those view$$$$
bryan says missy might tell us about why she's feeling like that. bryan says he has things he has to get done today.
bryan is in the car thanking everyone for the support they showed for the song they're recording which will hopefully be released on his birthday. a sneak peak will be on instagram and then people can buy it on itunes.
bryan says this is the end of their 2nd year daily vlogging, on the 26th of january. he'll have a 'cool montage' come out for it to celebrate them going into their 3rd year.
bryan says the sky looks like missy feels - dull and grey. is that because we busted them as liars and now god is punishing them because they're good christians and all?
bryan is at michael's looking for chalk and supplies for his chalkboard. who knew coca cola and sponges cleaned it properly?
now it's lunch time, and bryan is eating some street tacos from miguel jrs.
bryan shows the thankyou cards they he and missy have to sign to send out.
now we head up to bryan's room and missy and ollie are awake and laying in bed. karma is also there. i'm actually surprised mimi isn't there laying in bed with missy spooning her mouthfuls of soup.
missy keeps trying to get ollie to say "dadda ____" ollie doesn't say it.
now it's ollie's lunch time. he's having a quesadilla and grapes and coconut water.
bryan points out that oliver has been saying "nom nom" when he eats.
it's now time for bryan to clean the chalkboard. it seemed to work.
ollie is at the office door and bryan waves to him from the inside.
missy is out of bed and dressed. she says she doesn't know what's wrong with her...
missy says bryan is getting some work done, and ollie keeps going in there and messing with bryan's jellybeans but they're not regular jellybeans, they're bean boozled.
they're now in the living room and ollie is trying some jellybeans. first one up is either toothpaste or berry blue - it's toothpaste. he seems to like it. second up is either coconut or baby wipes. they say he's actually eaten baby wipes before, so... turns out that bean was babywipes. and he likes that too. next up is moldy cheese or caramel corn. he ate the moldy cheese.
ollie is now in bed and it's time for awkward skype sessions.
cassie is in the background during the skype sessions. *sigh*
end of awkward skype sessions and they reveal early skype sessions so cassie's staying over.
end of the vlog.

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "RECORDING OUR NEW SONG!" day 713: sorry i missed one!
the bumptards are in the car (left ollie with mimi) and they're on the way to go and record the song that bryan's been working on a really long time. you mean since ellie and jared told you about theirs?
the song was written as a duet but mithy doesn't know if she will have the nerve to 'thing' it.
missy shows that she's wearing her slippers. bryan reveals that britney spears wears uggs when she's in the studio.... how many straight males know that? how many straight females know that?
they're at the studio and there's a guard dog puppy. missy is holding her, and her name is sami. missy exclaims that sami is a black lab! --- jared and ellie have said that they want a black lab.
missy says she needs one. bryan tells her she has one. missy says "i mean another one".
bryan shows us the home studio, and cody, who owns it.
we get to hear a sneak peak of the song. it actually doesn't sound too bad. and it has the hey! nanananana. just in a different way. missy sings in that bit.
they're home now and ollie is sleeping.
missy heads into the 'guest room' to fix it up so she can do a video. bed is clearly messier than last time. karma is in there and missy says he's been extra cuddly lately because he needs extra love. or just... love.
missy explains why she didn't sing on any verses - because it didn't sound good and she didn't want people to listen to it and cringe. she wanted them to think it was a sweet song.... some shade at e&j?
now it's time to get ollie up from his nap. missy says mimi says ollie is learning to climb out of his crib.
bryan says the song is about ollie and missy and people are gonna connect to it. it's called 'this is home' and apparently missy cried.
they're at target and ollie is drinking apple juice and it's a scooby doo one. they're trying to get him to say woof woof. he doesn't.
ollie spilled his food and they had to open a brand new packet of wipes to clean it.
bryan shows a $7 wreath for next christmas.
they're at home and ollie is playing on his playset. bryan is playing too, while looking at himself at the camera.
we finally see "their" bedroom as missy throws ollie on "their" bed, showing off "their" new bedspread.
missy is clearly lying when she says every single morning they take ollie in to cuddle. why is this never on the vlog? oh that's right, because you're fucking liars!
ollie is playing with the fan and light remote, pretending it's a phone. so cute.
missy again stresses their morning routine of bringing ollie in to cuddle....
the bedside table is all dusty and has nothing on it except for a lamp, and there's no spots free of dust where things have been sitting like water bottles or phones or anything...
end of the vlog with some shoutouts.

[momto6]

Next vlog predictions: Ollie cuddling in bed with M and B; more suspicious/pregnancy-hinting storylines

Hey, Bryan and Missy! Since you get a lot of your blogging content from us, you should pay us a portion of your YouTube income! It's only fair since they are our ideas.

[MamaJoAnna]

Wait, have we ever even heard Missy sing? I imagine that she can't be much more obnoxious than Bryan...

I am confused as to why you think Missy saying that people would cringe meant that they were possibly throwing shade at Ellie and Jared? I'm not saying you are wrong, just genuinely curious.

Yes, momto6!!

They are really starting to make it blatantly obvious that they read here.

The Ellie and Jared thing was because of the song they put out on Jared's channel where Ellie wasn't exactly the best singer in the world. Poor Mithy can't take criticism well I guess.

Speaking of Ellie and Jared, and I know they have a thread, but their birthday video for Jackson was SO much better than Mithy and Bryabetes' for Ollie.

[hannahbanana]

Lol..Missy describing the baby wipes bean "I would never use those to clean my kid" Just like you said you'd never not cloth diaper..yet switched from cloth to honest diapers, and for the longest time now, just regular ol' Huggies!

I remember her being in the baby aisle gagging over the smell of the diapers and claiming she'd never use them lol. She's so over dramatic it's honestly irritating. Glad I'll never see her in person, I couldn't stand her haha.

She's such a brat saying how she cant stand the smell of diapers and now that's all she uses. She was trying to sound like she was all high and mighty because she cloth diapered Ollie for a like, a month. The only reason why she even cloth diapered was because she was getting all thse free stuff from cloth diaper companies. She was ALWAYS bitching about having to wash the diapers, like really Missy, were you that shocked to find out that you would be washing every couple of days?!

[Justoneofthosedays]

Yall definitely called it! I had to laugh at him starting the vlog like that!