BumsAlongtheWaytoScamming Part 15

[actuallydear]

I haven't seen anyone else mention it on here, but I think M&B are gonna go to Idaho for Bryan's birthday or something. Its cold and snowy there.

we discussed them possibly going to visit ellie and jared in utah... but i think you're onto something. idaho and utah are close so i wouldn't be surprised if they did a multi trip.

[Rosiex3]

People are pretty much guessing E&J for the trip in the comments lol! Bryan you're not fooling any one. I bet he's going to search for shay Carl too while he's there


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[actuallydear]

'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "EPIC WATERPARK RAPIDS" day 717:
bryan starts the vlog with "gooooood morning guyssssss" and asks ollie if he can say 'good morning'? oliver shoots him a look.
bryan has the best wife ever, u guise. missy brought him coffee in bed. and she didn't add too much creamer. bryan walks over to missy and kisses her neck. missy gives a weird look.
missy is making bryan banana pancakes. i guess it's ovulation time soon and she's gotta start buttering him up with food if she wants his $pecial $eed.
bryan is trying to make 'cheers' happen with him and ollie after yesterday's lunch with emily, where he said "oh, we could teach him how to cheers!" this might be cool if bryan weren't doing it with a full cup of blazing hot coffee.
bryan feeds ollie banana pancake. ollie does not want it. this kid is like, the anti-bryan. i love it.
ollie eats the pancake and missy brings him his own one. missy gags at the smell of banana pancake because she only likes regular panCAKE. can't be having fruit, hey "babe" - take a shot for everytime bryan says babe this vlog! K...GO!
missy tells us a super interesting story about how ollie was going to wear the perfect outfit even for naps but he destroyed it.
oliver is dressed and reading noah's ark to himself. missy asks if it's "thuper interethting" and ollie shakes his head. missy tells him he can't say that because it's about the bible!
grumpy cat calendar time.
it's bryan's birthday A WEEEEEK FROM TOOODAAAAAAAYEHHHHH!
bryan shows us his walking shoes and asks if we can guess why he's wearing them. they're off to disney. just him and missy.
mimi is over to watch ollie. bryan says "no hardcore drugs, etc etc" suzanne says "ugh. you're so mean! you gotta let him grow up sometime!"
mimi reveals one day she and papa went to disney without the kids and they found out.
they're in the car and missy says she feels slightly guilty, but it's good to hang out with "this guy" and be like, husband and wife... instead of... mommy and daddy.
they're going on a roadtrip next week. missy mentions she hates roadtrips because all the driving from idaho to california. they're going to be listening to outlander the book on audible.com - know who else listens to audio books on drives? ellie and jared! .
they're at disney and they're "packing it light" and have the gopro.
now they're in the cambodian shrine. bryan gets excited and says "CAMBODIA!"
they meet up with some other vloggers. no idea who they are.
lunch time. grilled cheese, tomato soup, turkey sandwich and some chips.
awkward viewer time! ben and amy from the awkward skype call session.
bryan gets his first dole whip. apparently worth the 15 mins waiting in line.
now it's time for them to go on the grand grizzly rapids where they will get wet, and they may get soaked.
yep, they got pretty wet. bryan squealed like a girl. or a pig.
missy is eating a huge ice cream and they're wearing new clothes because they got soaked.
end of vlog.

[actuallydear]

here's the looks i mentioned above.

[EleanorRigby]

His song is okay but it doesn't sound like him. I mean we know how you really sing Bryan, and you're aren't that good. Sounds like a lot of fancy things done to make him sound better. Maybe not autotune but something.

[Justoneofthosedays]

Nothing was mentioned in Cullen & Katie's vlog about b & m conserning playlist haha!!!

[MamaJoAnna]

I hope it sells as shittily as Mirrors did.

And what's funny about ^^^ the above post is C&K and Gaines are rooming with Ellie/Jared/Jackson. Guess B&M are sticking to themselves, awwww.

[Justoneofthosedays]

E & J said B & M are trying to get a room next to them....I'm hoping it doesn't work out like that!!

[OhHiImSam]

here's the looks i mentioned above.

Wow, Ollie's not even two and he's already tired of Bryan's shit. I can't wait for the kid's tell all book: Bumps Along A Childhood: A Heartbreaking Look into the Life of a Wombtuber Child Star.


And for the love of GOD Missy, can you 1) stop being a brat. You are a mother of soon-to-be-two, the world no longer revolves around your exitence 2) At least PRETEND you aren't disgusted by the father of your children? They're probably going to find these videos one day and 3) FUCKING MOISTURIZE. You're 3 years older than me and it's making me terrified of turning 24.

[OhHiImSam]

Sorry for the double post, but Missy has me blocked on Twitter. I have never Tweeted her. Not once.

I feel so important right now. Putting this on the old Resume.

[Justoneofthosedays]

I'm almost 30 & by her skin she looks older than me...well she looks older period lol

[cats-or-die]

Sorry for the double post, but Missy has me blocked on Twitter. I have never Tweeted her. Not once.

I feel so important right now. Putting this on the old Resume.

But one time you were mean to Bryan (I retweeted and laughed so hard) so I'm sure thats why. HAHA they cant take any type of dislike. Its hilarious.

[OhHiImSam]

Sorry for the double post, but Missy has me blocked on Twitter. I have never Tweeted her. Not once.

I feel so important right now. Putting this on the old Resume.

But one time you were mean to Bryan (I retweeted and laughed so hard) so I'm sure thats why. HAHA they cant take any type of dislike. Its hilarious.

Pssh, I wasn't mean--I was just giving him some helpful advice.

This is mean: Missy your hat looks stupid and you should feel stupid for thinking it looks good.


(They also blocked me on Facebook )

[cats-or-die]

Wow they REALLY hate you!! ^^^^^

Im ten seconds in and all I can think is how fucking ANNOYED I'd be if I was in the same boat as Bryabetes - my god how obnoxious. "o0o0ohhHh n0oo0o not backwerrrdzzz oh YEAAAHHHHH TURN YEAHHHH HAHAAH LOL HAHAH WOO"
Like fuck. right. off. and let people enjoy without listening to you scream.

[hannahbanana]

Sorry for the double post, but Missy has me blocked on Twitter. I have never Tweeted her. Not once.

I feel so important right now. Putting this on the old Resume.

But one time you were mean to Bryan (I retweeted and laughed so hard) so I'm sure thats why. HAHA they cant take any type of dislike. Its hilarious.

Pssh, I wasn't mean--I was just giving him some helpful advice.

This is mean: Missy your hat looks stupid and you should feel stupid for thinking it looks good.


(They also blocked me on Facebook )

Have you ever said anything to them on their FB? Because that's creepy to not only block someone on twitter, but their FB too. I mean awhile back, they contacted somebody on here and idk how but were able to find her personal FB and message her.

[celticrain13]

shes blocking a lot of people. She blocked me and i was able to see her twitter the other day. BITCH

[cats-or-die]

LOL she blocked me too! Bryan didn't even block me and we got into a fucking rage fest one night.

Edit: I'm on my secondary twitter now and I'm not blocked. Fuck RIGHT OFF Missy. I know she reads here and possibly can link us to our twitters, hence the block spree. I know she blocked my personal because I was mean to her pussy husband. Good try Mithy.

[actuallydear]

how are they finding your social media? or do you guys use the same usernames everywhere?

[celticrain13]

LOL she blocked me too! Bryan didn't even block me and we got into a fucking rage fest one night.

Edit: I'm on my secondary twitter now and I'm not blocked. Fuck RIGHT OFF Missy. I know she reads here and possibly can link us to our twitters, hence the block spree. I know she blocked my personal because I was mean to her pussy husband. Good try Mithy.

lol haha

god shes so annoying...
i wish i was a fly in there house to know what goes on

[OhHiImSam]

Have you ever said anything to them on their FB? Because that's creepy to not only block someone on twitter, but their FB too. I mean awhile back, they contacted somebody on here and idk how but were able to find her personal FB and message her.

Well, I'm the only female Sam Oty on Facebook and Twitter so I'm not THAT hard to find (I think the only other result is a black guy in Kenya who's in love with me but that's a whole OTHER story), but I probably just commented on something and it wasn't up to their standards.