'i watched it, so you don't have to!' featuring the dailybumps vlog "TODDLER REACTS TO MUSIC!!" day 718: - not sure why the dailybumps keep messing with the number they write on their vlogs... today's vlog is brought to you by the Apparently Kid.
missy is all ready for the day, so again, no more shots of the "guest room". it's lunchtime and they have a very, very, very busy day "i'm lying - we have a very, very busy week!" apparently.
talks of bryan's song. they can't wait to 'show us' but they just have to make sure it's all perfect before we hear it. it's going to be awesome. apparently.
they want to apparently try and make a music video.
APPARENTLY MISSY IS MAKING ACTUAL FOOD! COCONUT SHRIMP! WHATTTTTTT.
now it's brybetes turn to vlog. he's in his office fake crying over his song. he's apparently soooo emotional and says he lacks confidence. most entertaining part of this is watching karma look outside through the window.
missy apparently went to target and did a little bit of shopping and got bryan a robe that he's apparently been wanting for a long time. "daaaayyyyyyyyam, imma look classyyyyyy" says bryan.
"do i look like a p.i.m.p." asks bryan. missy laughs. while bryan looks fucking ridiculous.
missy also got ollie something for the roadtrip - headphones to listen to bryan's song over and over. the headphones are apparently volume limited. i'm sure ollie's gonna be glad it's limited because he'll be looking for a mute button.
now it's time to put the headphones on ollie. she asks if he wants to put them on and HE (sorta) SAYS HE WANTS TO PUT THEM ON. i am stunned. so proud, kidlet! - skip to 4:44 to watch.
now it's time for ollie to listen to the full version of bryan's song. oliver instantly laughs. then he headbops. bryan says if ollie doesn't ike it he can be honest and tell him. apparently.
6 days until the song is on itunes, guiseeeee.
now they're in the car. missy says "you guys! today has been so productive. i think. have we been productive?" apparently not because bryan says "not really" with a straight face.
she said they're being counter productive, because everytime they think they're doing something good, they're not doing something good. they're apparently paying attention to what viewers and hatewatchers have been saying. keep up the good/notgood work.
bryan shot a whole video. missy shot a video. they filled out paperwork.
they don't have anything for dinner and don't feel like going grocery shopping so they're going to buy food. texas roadhouse.
ollie is looking at a baby. "i think he wants one" says missy. "a baby?" says bryan. missy nods. "
pacifically a baby girl" says missy.
they're still going on and on about a baby sister. it's cool. i'm sure your next baby won't feel rejected if it's a boy and watches the videos...
ollie is apparently sooo smart because he's stacking the salt and pepper on the ketchup.
randomly cut to the fact they're home now and bryan has a horrible look on his face.... more than usual. missy is pretending to be asleep on him. chances are they just fucked or something.
"i don't thnore, i don't thnore bryan" says missy. so apparently she doesn't snore. or fart. or poop. missy is... 'perfect' interrupts missy. bryan says she's a different kind of girl... she's like a robot.
awkward shoutout time. missy slaughters someone's name and laughs. bryan says "that's our talent manager..." AWKWARDDDDDDDD.
end vlog.