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Alyshaxx wrote:And can I just warn you guys if you haven't watched Ellie and Jared vlog.. There's about 8 mins where they do nothing but talk about Bryan and how great he is. I wanted to vomit the entire time.
He was so awkward with Jackson. It's like he has no natural ability with kids at all. And has anyone noticed that he walks with his arms and legs kinda spread out, and sorta hunched? .... He reminds me of a gorilla.
I naturally fast forward through things that involve too much Bryan, so I didn't catch any of it. How could they even go on and on that long about Bryan? Barf.
YES! Gorilla is so accurate!
With the outbreak of measles stemming from Disneyland, I wonder if Bryan or Missy have any concern about Oliver getting it. They delay vaccines, right? It would be sad if Oliver got sick because of their ignorance. Or do they think it just won't happen to them..
Listened to the preview of Bryan's song on iTunes.
It sounds okay but the lyrics are pure CHEESE. Nauseating. There's a
line about how Ollie looks like Bryan and how the "nurse" said "he's going to do amazing things" when he was born...
jellybean953 wrote:With the outbreak of measles stemming from Disneyland, I wonder if Bryan or Missy have any concern about Oliver getting it. They delay vaccines, right? It would be sad if Oliver got sick because of their ignorance. Or do they think it just won't happen to them..
I can't remember if they delay vaccines... if Mithy actually talked about Oliver and his development etc in her videos maybe we'd know.
So, I'm about 90% sure Bryan's song follows the "How-To" guide on how to make a popular pop-country song (even though that's not what he's going for. The melody sounds very similar to most of these songs... Especially the chorus.
And Jared's pretty attractive so I could see why Bryan would over-do the hug Too bad Ellie's, like, 100x cuter than Bryan could ever be.
So, I'm about 90% sure Bryan's song follows the "How-To" guide on how to make a popular pop-country song (even though that's not what he's going for. The melody sounds very similar to most of these songs... Especially the chorus.
And Jared's pretty attractive so I could see why Bryan would over-do the hug Too bad Ellie's, like, 100x cuter than Bryan could ever be.
Please no! Just don't even...I love all those songs.
I'm disappointed in Bryan's song. I liked the preview so I bought it, it's not at all what I exoected.
shortstop wrote:I can't understand some of the lyrics and also did a nurse say he will do amazing things ?? I thought Bryan was the one who said that??
Exactly.
I can't understand some of the lyrics either (from the preview, I'm not buying it ) but I put that down partly to not being an American myself. His diction is lazy.
I just looked at his Mirrors cover preview on iTunes - his voice has improved somewhat but still average at best.
"the refrigerator light never looked so good" is literally a line in the song....!? What does that even mean??
And yes to those asking, HE did said "He's gonna do amazing things" during the birth vlog. I remember thinking it sounded so cliché and his tone was weirdly sarcastic sounding.
cats-or-die wrote:Thoughts on today's vlog:
1. The beginning was so corny. Why. Just why was that a thing?
2. Bryan was SO OBNOXIOUS going into their house. Screaming and yelling? My god, stop.
3. Bryan hugging Jared was SO FUCKING WEIRD. He literally gripped at his back, closed his eyes, and squeezed the living shit out of Jared.
4. Did Missy even hug Ellie? Why was it not filmed? I bet she didn't because she's so fucking jealous Ellie is pregnant.
5. Jackson crawled up onto Bryan, and Bryan hardly acknowledged him as he walked away to film his fat self.
6. The fact that Missy slept the entire drive, and then needed a nap was PATHETIC.
7. The fuck is Ellie holding Oliver's hand outside? Why isn't Princess Mithy?
8. The fuck are those sunglasses, Bryabetes? They don't fit your fat fuck face at all.
9. OKAY HAHAHA I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER OMFG BRYAN SINGING THE FRIENDS SONG HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA. He is not good in the slightest. The facial expressions he makes while he sings are FUCKING HILARIOUS. His hand gestures? LIKE HES SO INTO IT AND HES SO GOOD??? He's trying so hard - omfg. I CANNOT. The singing career will go no where because he isn't good, and he's too fucking ugly to make it a career. Sadly, thats the world we live in.
10. They only FaceTime Cullen and Katie when they're with Jared and Ellie because theres no way in hell C&K would FaceTime B&M alone. LOL.
11. Bryan's "look at that girl! LOOK AT HER" when talking to Gaines was SO ANNOYING and forced.
TL;DR: Bryan is totally hot for Jared and wants to cuddle him all night.
thanks for the recap. glad you did it because i honestly don't even wanna watch them. they just bore and disgust me. i can't even manage to get myself to watch ellie and jared's vlogs since they're going to be in it. ughhhhhhhhhh.
tayyyyyyyyyyyyy wrote:"the refrigerator light never looked so good" is literally a line in the song....!? What does that even mean??
And yes to those asking, HE did said "He's gonna do amazing things" during the birth vlog. I remember thinking it sounded so cliché and his tone was weirdly sarcastic sounding.
I'm going to take that as he loves food? That's a strange lyric for something that's not a parody.
Alyshaxx wrote:And can I just warn you guys if you haven't watched Ellie and Jared vlog.. There's about 8 mins where they do nothing but talk about Bryan and how great he is. I wanted to vomit the entire time.
He was so awkward with Jackson. It's like he has no natural ability with kids at all. And has anyone noticed that he walks with his arms and legs kinda spread out, and sorta hunched? .... He reminds me of a gorilla.
he only does that when the camera is on him because he tries to look thin lmao
Too bad Ellie's, like, 100x cuter than Bryan could ever be.
