Fertile Myrtle & Her Stabby Man-Boy Part 40

[chelsieross7]

that must suck having to invite your ex's 8 months pregnant fiance to your one year old childs birthday party. poor jess. and poor natalie, she looked so awkward

[chelsieross7]

if her and natalie don't hate each other why is she so damn bitter every time someone mentions her

and natalie alawys posts passive aggressive things on instagram... that was confusing. I feel like they probably mostly ignore each other when in person

[Queenie135]

Just watched her party prep video and as soon as she mentioned Hobby Lobby, I felt a rush of emotions. Hahaha working at a Hobby Lobby, I can definitely say that labeling condiment bottles is not the weirdest project I've heard, but it's up there!!

[BostonGirl17]

They should've let Stabby have the first try at the piñata

[marshmellow]

that must suck having to invite your ex's 8 months pregnant fiance to your one year old childs birthday party. poor jess. and poor natalie, she looked so awkward

Yup that too the very same ex who left you when you were 8 months pregnant yourself !

[Queenie135]

Noticing she didn't bother to clean Landen's face..

[honeybear]

i cant believe how many people she had crammed in that tiny "house"

also why does landen need an entire smash cake? why not just make him a cupcake or something and save the rest for the family, geeze.

[Doopher]

It's a good thing she made those condiment labels because, you know, condiments aren't labeled when you buy them.

[BostonGirl17]

Janell wasn't in the video, she is always at every party... and it looked so white trash with the moon bounce in the front yard

[honeybear]

Janell wasn't in the video, she is always at every party... and it looked so white trash with the moon bounce in the front yard

well she always looks white trash but at the party she looked extra

[nutbagmcgee]

Random thoughts from the birthday video...

Matching outfits for the fam for the party but she can't clean Landens face.

I did peek in the background while they were outside and saw no sign of the van.

Natalie looked so uncomfortable. I give her major props for going. I'm sure she was biting her tongue the whole time! Did Drake not go? I didn't see him.

Chris is front and center as the father figure. He is SO living there.

Why can't she spend $14.99 and get Landen some knockoff Robeez from Target? His feet are filthy.

[nutbagmcgee]

As a side note, is there a way to disable smilies? A few sporadically in each thread are ok but a million blinking randomly in a siggy make me feel stabby (ha, see what I did there?) My OCD goes into overdrive because they aren't in sync.

[nutbagmcgee]

And another thought, the whole Jess not letting Landen stay over is a total power trip. She is the boss and she doesn't want Drake to forget it. I'm guessing as soon as Airabella (or whatever Walmart spelling they chose) is born Landen will suddenly be allowed to stay the night. Drake has the choice of taking Landen or having Jess talk about how she offered and they said it was too much trouble with the new baby and all.


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[Lady6]

Awk moment when im watching the birthday video and natalie is in it... didnt expect that

im surprised Jess didn't edit her out lol

Of course she didn't edit her out. She had to play the rile of the mature adult adding to the picture of her perfect family

[Lady6]

Looks like Jessica only has 1 friend (Courtney) in real life. I know its not necessarily true but would help explain why she's always seeking emotional support from strangers.

[Sleuth2014]

Random thoughts from the birthday video...

Matching outfits for the fam for the party but she can't clean Landens face.

I did peek in the background while they were outside and saw no sign of the van.

Natalie looked so uncomfortable. I give her major props for going. I'm sure she was biting her tongue the whole time! Did Drake not go? I didn't see him.

Chris is front and center as the father figure. He is SO living there.

Why can't she spend $14.99 and get Landen some knockoff Robeez from Target? His feet are filthy.

I'm pretty sure the van is in the background at 1:06.

[BostonGirl17]

Random thoughts from the birthday video...

Matching outfits for the fam for the party but she can't clean Landens face.

I did peek in the background while they were outside and saw no sign of the van.

Natalie looked so uncomfortable. I give her major props for going. I'm sure she was biting her tongue the whole time! Did Drake not go? I didn't see him.

Chris is front and center as the father figure. He is SO living there.

Why can't she spend $14.99 and get Landen some knockoff Robeez from Target? His feet are filthy.

I'm pretty sure the van is in the background at 1:06.

yup i saw the van

[Yogabbagabbat]

that must suck having to invite your ex's 8 months pregnant fiance to your one year old childs birthday party. poor jess. and poor natalie, she looked so awkward

LOL that is so embarrassing seriously. Jerry springer status

[Yogabbagabbat]

This is petty and sorry if anyone's husbands wear slippers like this...but EW haha. Creepy picturing Stabby wearing those house slippers

[nutbagmcgee]

Random thoughts from the birthday video...

Matching outfits for the fam for the party but she can't clean Landens face.

I did peek in the background while they were outside and saw no sign of the van.

Natalie looked so uncomfortable. I give her major props for going. I'm sure she was biting her tongue the whole time! Did Drake not go? I didn't see him.

Chris is front and center as the father figure. He is SO living there.

Why can't she spend $14.99 and get Landen some knockoff Robeez from Target? His feet are filthy.

I'm pretty sure the van is in the background at 1:06.

yup i saw the van

Sorry! I am half asleep.


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