Today's vlog...
Bryan points out his vlogs aren't late until they don't go up that day
(whatever dude).
He's off to get lunch for Missy. Apparently she's wanted mozzarella sticks for days and hasn't got them. She of course eats them with a bitch face. She's clearly very happy to finally have them.
B&M put Ollie down for a nap together clearly scared to death that he won't go to sleep. Like any father, Bryan is stunned that Ollie knows the Frozen princesses better than him
They then watch Independence Day.
Missy pouts about how she is making cookies but has no brown sugar! OMG guy sum the worst has happened! Seriously, she thinks this is a problem. She can't go get any because she hadn't planned on getting dressed today (I'm not kidding). Don't worry though, because Mimi will bring some over.
The Hollisters come for a swim, Bryan puts the GoPro on his RC boat.. montage time.
During the montage Bryan hits Karma with the boat and snags it in his tail. Missy of course, thinks it's funny. Poor Karma! They cut the boat out of a clearly frightened Karma's fur.
Bryan makes dinner and name drops Austin Null just to point out they are still friends.
End of the vlog. They are laying around pretending to snuggle, but clearly Missy is uncomfortable. Bryan asks Missy what Disney character she thinks he is and she says Aladdin because he is thrifty and gives to the poor. Bryan adds that he also sings. (Yeah Bry, like most Disney princes). They then agree that Missy is "totally Belle" because she would love to live in the South of France, read a lot and of course the animals love her. She then totally slams Bryan by saying he's like the beast and she totally saved him from being the bad person he was before her. It's awkward to hear her talk about him like that. It comes off disrespectful and mean.
(And seriously, every time these two talk about Disney, it makes me think they don't actually know that much about it. I'm pretty sure they are wrong 70% of the time with their facts. No biggy, who cares.... unless you try to say you're a Disney fanatic like those two.
Oh, and Missy loves seeing her family. Never gets tired of them or runs out of things to say. Bryan sits there and says nothing. Maybe he doesn't like seeing YOUR family everyday Princess! Maybe he'd like to see his family that you clearly feel you've saved him from.
Missy feels awful. She is tired and needs to relax more and do nothing. She wears herself out. Whine, whine, whine....
End vlog.
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